DECORATE WITH US & OPINIONS AREN’T FACTS | 12.10.2020 - Lynnmas Day 10- Amber and Becky hang-up some cheap pictures, gets mad at a random internet comment, deleted t TikTok, jewellery drawer tour, and more

[Dutch Courage]

I had to do a double-take. I thought the title said, "Defecate with us" Shows you where my mind is at, but I don't see how there could be much of a difference.

 

[FatalTater]

I wonder how long the decline of these two will take. They're already gaining weight like mad. The apartment is going to go to hell since they will not be able to keep up with the housework, there's no Eric and Rickie to let Twinkie out at the same time as they take their own dogs out and you KNOW there are going to be times when no one feels like walking her.

Amber is going to have to get used to another difference of living in the city as opposed to a little backwater town - no one is going to be impressed by her. At. All. The nicer ones will smile politely until they can get away from her perfume-over-body-odor cloud and if she tries flashing cash to get attention she'll probably get an eyeroll at best, assuming she doesn't end up with a bunch of junkies following her home.

Good luck making any friends BooBoo. You're getting old, and there are a lot of faults that people will overlook in a 20 year old that will make them say "Ew" and run away when you're 30.

 

[ADHD]

That makes her wearing the same pair of pants for two days in a row even more horrifying. On the bright side, at least she's not bleeding all over the gaff now.

Well, she wore that black pair with the holes in them every single day for years, and that was while she was a walking crime scene. Maybe those pants finally said "no more" and joined her trusty old bra in the clothing graveyard.

 

[Frogamber]

I like how she is pretty much showing us that it is HER bedroom and not THEIRS. Like, c'mon Amber, we won't believe you sleep together until we get Paranormal Activity type live stream deal.

It was also quite refreshing to see her whole body in a frame.

 

[M€￦]

@FatalTater

Right now, there is just about nothing that is going to stop them from gaining weight. There is no real employment or places they need to be on a regular basis outside of the apartment for either of them, so there is no necessity to keep weight gaining to a minimum. If Becky or Amber can't fit into a car anymore to get food, there is always delivery and UberEats, and Amber currently has a regular supply of large amounts of money to spend of her 'drug' of choice (courtesy of her sheeple followers on YouTube) with lots of time on both of their hands to gorge and grow, with no real goals and no lasting desire for a better future that would make a regular person decide that they wanted something better in life.

 

[RIPRhongoBongo]

Assuming she even makes it to next year, she can dress up as a UFO for Halloween. She's already got the shape

 

[GinnyPotter]

She al

Everyone has the one thing they collect and mine are earrings- Amber

No. She also collects clothing, food, and make-up. Those are just the ones I can think of at the top of my head. She lives a life of excess now since she never got that as a child. Although, it does seem she was always very well fed growing up.

She also collects fat.

 

[WeDon'tNeedToWhisper]

"This tooth, because it's sharp, gets into this tooth and that's where the pain starts and then it radiates"

That's not how it works and those two teeth aren't even touching. It definitely has nothing to do with all those cavities she has in her mouth. On the bright side, at least her teeth are still slightly better that Chantal's.

 

[Black-coffee-queen]

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Looks like our gorl is back to 560 lbs

Yes! Also i bet if her head (and arms) was on the other way she would look no different.

 

[marjoram]

"This tooth, because it's sharp, gets into this tooth and that's where the pain starts and then it radiates"
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That's not how it works and those two teeth aren't even touching. It definitely has nothing to do with all those cavities she has in her mouth. On the bright side, at least her teeth are still slightly better that Chantal's.

That dead grey tooth prolly has something to do with it too. Gonna really start looking like her hillbilly gorlfrien when that sucker falls out.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

"This tooth, because it's sharp, gets into this tooth and that's where the pain starts and then it radiates"
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On the bright side, at least her teeth are still slightly better that Chantal's.

For now. She's only 30. You can make it to 40 before yer teefs become a real issue. Then the years of neglect multiply like hitting a 100X on a scratcher lottery ticket.

I won't PL other than to say I had severe
dental adversion due to Navy drill and fill dentists. But I got dental religion and still have my teefers.

Save some of them YouTube bucks. Yer gonna need 'em for implants, let alone taking care of the rest of your Mt. Everest body.

Slappy needs another double!

 

[pistolwhipped]

Holy shit, that earring collection. The last time I saw that many tacky earrings all in one place was my last trip to Claire's like 15 years ago. Yikes. Imagine how expansive and gaudy her shoe collection would be if companies sized them to fit her enormous russet potato feet.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

I wonder how long the decline of these two will take. They're already gaining weight like mad. The apartment is going to go to hell since they will not be able to keep up with the housework, there's no Eric and Rickie to let Twinkie out at the same time as they take their own dogs out and you KNOW there are going to be times when no one feels like walking her.

that's what hired dog walkers are for, duh.

Amber is going to have to get used to another difference of living in the city as opposed to a little backwater town - no one is going to be impressed by her. At. All.

Can we get one exception for people being impressed (although horrified) by how fucking fat she is? Because it's a pretty impressive feat to constantly and consistently eat as many calories as it takes to put on all that weight.

The nicer ones will smile politely until they can get away from her perfume-over-body-odor cloud and if she tries flashing cash to get attention she'll probably get an eyeroll at best, assuming she doesn't end up with a bunch of junkies following her home.

It would be a good time for them to test their lungs and see how long they can hold their breath until they're out the miasma of her airspace/orbit.

Good luck making any friends BooBoo. You're getting old, and there are a lot of faults that people will overlook in a 20 year old that will make them say "Ew" and run away when you're 30.

To make friends, you have to be even a tiny bit interested in other people. She'll have as many friends when she dies as she does right now: none.

 

[Default Value]

I mentioned this way before (back in my first Asshatter account before my phone bit the dust) but...

Big people tend to have problems with urinary incontinence. Especially people of Amber's size, and now with Becky gaining at a quick pace, Becky may begin to experience this herself. Becky also has kidney issues, which doesn't help.

There is going to be a... a smell, to put it daintily. It may be on the furniture, it will be in any laundry machines they wash their pants and underwear in. If they don't pretreat with an enzymatic cleaner, the smell 'infuses' into the machines and makes the whole laundry load and anyone else's who uses it, smell like urine, and it will just permeate the whole apartment and even down into the hall and other apartments that are nearby if it's bad enough.

And if she or Becky lets the pets relieve themselves in the apartment, and doesn't bother to take them outside, that is going to add to the smell.

People say 'Well Southern politeness might make people avoid complaining about it to the landlord,' but realistically, people's tolerance will only go so far, Southern politeness or no. There is a point that after a long day at work, or having friends come over, you don't want to come home and be smelling human (and animal) urine. Plus it's not just the neighbors that will say anything, but the county or state inspectors if these apartments go through an annual inspection. They will flag this stuff, it's considered a health or sanitary hazard and the landlord will not be happy.

Being this fat, lazy and gross is only a 'luxury' afforded if you can live out in the boonies and you have neighbors that don't poke their noses in your business too often. She had that with Eric and Ricky and a compliant Becky. Now she has a bunch of neighbors that may not put up with it too long (and are not intimidated by her) and that can land her in trouble.

Edit: I mention this because knowing that in this video Amber is awake at 2 am, probably squealing and stomping around, and forgetting that she can't act like how she was able to in the old house, because she has new neighbors that will not 'tolerate' her 'kyute' antics like E and R did.

Even if she has the kindest, most braindead neighbors on the planet, what's going to happen when she needs to call people over for maintenance? At most of the apartment complexes that I know of, if something needs to be repaired within the unit, typically the leasing office is going to send over maintenance men who are associated with the complex -- it's often their full-time job to aid the tenants on a day-to-day basis. It's only a matter of time before these fat-for-brains cunts break something in their apartment if they haven't already. I'd love to be a fly on the wall, listening to the custodial staff complain about a tenant's unit reeking of piss of dubious origin.

 

[Fupacabra]

So is this the third day in a row that the thumb got a children's t shirt? It smells like bare minimum effort. Meanwhile she put some decent effort into mom's gift but is probably gonna get absolutely nothing, maybe a Merry Christmas phone call at most from her mom.

ALSO, the minimalist-naked-woman-line-art bathroom prints are tacky and horrendous. I don't get it, is it thinspo for her or just delusion? I know she thinks she's dainty and identifies with femininity and beauty, but jesus it's like looking at two different species. Imagine sitting on the toilet trying to balance your double layered gunt in a way that doesn't cut off circulation to your legs, and then looking up to pictures of a thin woman feeling up her own thin body. Just why. Maybe I am over thinking this but I think she should replace them with something more like this.
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I disagree that this is a picture of a thin woman. Then again everyone looks thin compared to Amber - even a beached whale or the chubby headless, feetless creature in this drawing.

 

[idosometimes]

Her output "love language" is gift giving, by making people feel as comfortable as she can. As far as what she wants in return, its "words of affirmation" AKA [rear end] shelf pattings. Giving gifts is just how she shows her love and there is nothing wrong with it, nevermind that some would perceive it as bribery!

Amberlynn is still poor white trash. She gives people stuff to make them like her and for everyone to realize how successful she is. I mean, look at all the cheap plastic junk and Walmart t-shirts she gives away. She is just like Oprah! Everyone is so jealous of all that cheap chinese plastic that she can buy!

Her laugh is just infuriating...its what I imagine someone who has never laughed in their life mimicking what they think a laugh should sound like.

That is not just her. Take a closer look at the unfortunate "people" stalked by this site. Most of the act like aliens who just came to this planet and are trying too hard to fit in. Their expressions, speech, and behaviors are unlike normally adjusted adult humans. I guess that is why they are chronicled here.

Right now, there is just about nothing that is going to stop them from gaining weight. There is no real employment or places they need to be on a regular basis outside of the apartment for either of them, so there is no necessity to keep weight gaining to a minimum. If Becky or Amber can't fit into a car anymore to get food, there is always delivery and UberEats, and Amber currently has a regular supply of large amounts of money to spend of her 'drug' of choice (courtesy of her sheeple followers on YouTube) with lots of time on both of their hands to gorge and grow, with no real goals and no lasting desire for a better future that would make a regular person decide that they wanted something better in life.

They also have no reason to lose weight. They do not work. They do not engage in haram lesbian acts. They have no kids. No hobbies. No anything. Amber will never get so fat that Becky leaves her. Becky's kidney scare was not even to get her to change even after her loving evil mother she was so close to died of cancer and her master's lady parts were pulled out. Big Ambs will just consume nonstop until she dies. Becky will keep riding the gravy train before slipping on ice in July and going on disability for the rest of her miserable trailer park life.

 

[GrouchiCorn]

The real surprising thing about these two is that Becky can still fit into shirts you can buy in a store. I mean.. even plus size walmart/target shirts aren't THAT generous for Deathfats. I am always shocked by that although they look tight af on her so maybe she just stuffs herself in and calls it a "fit"

 

[Billie Ross]

Damn, I made the mistake of judging by the title & expected her to get salty & pissy. I was disappointed.

I'll give her one thing, paying for a headstone for Becky's nephew is not her responsibility & the choice of stones is up to the parents, not Becky or her.

Okay, one thing is cleared up - her bathroom has a normal, not a disabled tub. The bottom of which looks filthy.

Oh goodie - a new diagnosis!

That was the shower she pretended to get in previously, bitch can't move her deformed tree trunks up to a sidewalk or a 15cm step (remember the fall?), no way in hell she can get in and out a tub.
Curious minds wonder how the big BEAST shower.... as if

 

[I never almost drownded]

Jesus, it's insane how quickly these people can gain weight. That's not by accident, that's treating eating like a full time job with dedicated overtime.

Also, question for the medico-farmers: Considering ALR has a huge surgery scar from having her uterus yeeted out of her, what are the complications from gaining a huge amount of weight quickly on it? Could it split open again?

 

[mekalekahi]

That's a dead tooth is it not?