DECORATE WITH US & OPINIONS AREN’T FACTS | 12.10.2020 - Lynnmas Day 10- Amber and Becky hang-up some cheap pictures, gets mad at a random internet comment, deleted t TikTok, jewellery drawer tour, and more

[Leonard Helplessness]

Opinions aren’t facts, but weight is not an opinion.

 

[krazy orange cat]

She's a gluttonous quarter-ton cunt. I'm pretty sure most people can see exactly what she is.

 

[Your_Fairy_Wish_Prince]

Her laugh is just infuriating...its what I imagine someone who has never laughed in their life mimicking what they think a laugh should sound like.

On the issue of night guard, I am going to say that it may help. I think a dentist will be out of the question because I don't think she could fit in the chair, and even if she could I would be terrified to lean her back for fear of the her weight snapping the back off and there goes 20k in equipment.

 

[Clown Baby]

After showing off 7,000 pairs of colorful earrings, she chooses silver to wear with a black/grey outfit. It was the perfect time for a pop of color, Fashionlynn.

 

[Trash Puppet]

Oh boy, she's back to using the word "moment" for everything. Hoop moment. Silver star moment. She claims she's a "very, very giving person". Gorl you are not fooling anyone. We know your history of selfishness and narcissism.

 

[BallBuster]

I don't know why I wasted 90 seconds doing this. It's haunting if you know who it is and yet baffling if you aren't familiar with our gorl. It's like the famous Hitchcock side profile but you know... fatter. Show this picture to friends and family who don't know Big Al, and see if they can guess that it's the profile of a human. It sort of looks like a mongoloid Christmas tree. Merry Lynnmas!

 

[C3PBRO]

Her second set of tits sticks out further than her stock set no matter which way you're looking at them. How is this possible?

When she and Becky were hanging those pictures it was 2 AM, so good job on fixing your sleep schedule hambeast.

That and this fat pair of twats were both tromping around at that hour back and forth over their downstairs neighbor's head while they were probably trying to sleep.

 

[marjoram]

The things FatAl makes projects out of to waste time between feedings...organizing her horrid earrings, swapping out one set of ugly "pitchers" for another. I bet she's rearranged the presents under the tree a thousand times. She has absolutely nothing of value to do. Or give. Or be.
Al is a toxic plague. No one and no thing has ever been made better by having known her or being around her. Bloody hell, think about that. Nothing positive, ever. I've never known anything like her. Most all people have SOMETHING positive about them. Al is a blight, a disease. Get anywhere near her and your life is made worse. She shoud be rocketed into the sun.
(Guess I woke up on the wrong side of the web today. Sorry fam. )

 

[HerpDerpPurpleNurp]

So is this the third day in a row that the thumb got a children's t shirt? It smells like bare minimum effort. Meanwhile she put some decent effort into mom's gift but is probably gonna get absolutely nothing, maybe a Merry Christmas phone call at most from her mom.

ALSO, the minimalist-naked-woman-line-art bathroom prints are tacky and horrendous. I don't get it, is it thinspo for her or just delusion? I know she thinks she's dainty and identifies with femininity and beauty, but jesus it's like looking at two different species. Imagine sitting on the toilet trying to balance your double layered gunt in a way that doesn't cut off circulation to your legs, and then looking up to pictures of a thin woman feeling up her own thin body. Just why. Maybe I am over thinking this but I think she should replace them with something more like this.

 

[Keyboard Warrior]

Her second set of tits sticks out further than her stock set no matter which way you're looking at them. How is this possible?
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That and this fat pair of twats were both tromping around at that hour back and forth over their downstairs neighbor's head while they were probably trying to sleep.

Did I miss the part where they moved to another unit? I could of sworn they were ground-level at one point.

 

[ytho]

ohh baby, look at that juicy HUMP our gorl is sporting!

 

[Clogged Arteries]

Did I miss the part where they moved to another unit? I could of sworn they were ground-level at one point.

I was wondering this too. I’m pretty sure they are still on the first floor.

 

[Owlflaps]

I love how AL's "love language" is excessive gift giving in exchange for asspats. I'm sure Density and Dana stick around because you're such a great friend and not because they're grifting for your handouts. Same with your mom.

I'm pretty sure your "love langauge" was also in full effect when you blackmailed your girlfriend's mom for thanking you when she was DYING from cancer for the money you never gave her. What a piece of work.

 

[dfranki723]

Was there a good reason why ALR was ''holding'' Becky up? If Becky were to fall Amber's gargantuan turkey arms aren't going to save her.

Or am I being unromantic and that was just her flirting?

 

[Scrumption]

Yeah well everyone who saw that rotted tooth she had pulled last summer shouldn't be surprised to find out that she's got more teeth in bad shape.

Correction, not rotten. Her words were actually "my mouth didn't accept the wisdom tooth so a hole formed." Checkmate, dentists.

 

[M€￦]

I mentioned this way before (back in my first Asshatter account before my phone bit the dust) but...

Big people tend to have problems with urinary incontinence. Especially people of Amber's size, and now with Becky gaining at a quick pace, Becky may begin to experience this herself. Becky also has kidney issues, which doesn't help.

There is going to be a... a smell, to put it daintily. It may be on the furniture, it will be in any laundry machines they wash their pants and underwear in. If they don't pretreat with an enzymatic cleaner, the smell 'infuses' into the machines and makes the whole laundry load and anyone else's who uses it, smell like urine, and it will just permeate the whole apartment and even down into the hall and other apartments that are nearby if it's bad enough.

And if she or Becky lets the pets relieve themselves in the apartment, and doesn't bother to take them outside, that is going to add to the smell.

People say 'Well Southern politeness might make people avoid complaining about it to the landlord,' but realistically, people's tolerance will only go so far, Southern politeness or no. There is a point that after a long day at work, or having friends come over, you don't want to come home and be smelling human (and animal) urine. Plus it's not just the neighbors that will say anything, but the county or state inspectors if these apartments go through an annual inspection. They will flag this stuff, it's considered a health or sanitary hazard and the landlord will not be happy.

Being this fat, lazy and gross is only a 'luxury' afforded if you can live out in the boonies and you have neighbors that don't poke their noses in your business too often. She had that with Eric and Ricky and a compliant Becky. Now she has a bunch of neighbors that may not put up with it too long (and are not intimidated by her) and that can land her in trouble.

Edit: I mention this because knowing that in this video Amber is awake at 2 am, probably squealing and stomping around, and forgetting that she can't act like how she was able to in the old house, because she has new neighbors that will not 'tolerate' her 'kyute' antics like E and R did.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

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Looks like our gorl is back to 560 lbs

Probably more, but she won't admit it. Also, protip to Big Al: if you're going to stand sideways to the camera, don't put your hands on your hips (or in the general vicinity of where your hops would be if you weren't such a fat fuck). That looks like someone built a monstrous Mrs Potato Head and wrenched the arms off a weeny baby doll to stick on it.

E - She literally repeated a Youtube comment about the pickle perfume. She changed her opinion on perfume SHE wasted money on purely because a commentator said it was bad. What an easily swayed fucking flake.

Is she showing off full body shots to prove to people that she isn't reaching 600lbs? Because that's backfiring.

This is no different than her ditching Optavia or the Wl doctor over people saying "too few calories!" or "sodium!", respectively. But way to continue being a wasteful cunt, Big Al.

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Amber: "Look, mom! Look at what I made for you!"

"Look, here's MethMama! I'm pointing her out because I know it's so hard to tell us apart!"

Not just that, but consider all the other stuff she's ever bought and hoarded such as the hundreds of journals, clothes she outgrows, pioneer girl shit and all the food she's gorged upon in her wasteful life. The sheer ecological impact her existence has surely caused from birth until death has certainly been nothing short of a disaster for the planet. That thumbnail is horrendous, our gorl is well on her way back to 600lb if she hasn't reached it already.

Excuse you, haydur, that is "Pie-neer Woman" merch she has.

Her laugh is just infuriating...its what I imagine someone who has never laughed in their life mimicking what they think a laugh should sound like.

On the issue of night guard, I am going to say that it may help. I think a dentist will be out of the question because I don't think she could fit in the chair, and even if she could I would be terrified to lean her back for fear of the her weight snapping the back off and there goes 20k in equipment.

Most of her attempts at emotion are like that. I imagine in her stupid crocodile tears vids it might be the second or third take before she gets it just right for her attempts to get sympathy nd asspats.

Her second set of tits sticks out further than her stock set no matter which way you're looking at them. How is this possible?

This is a question that no doubt puzzles physicists.

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That and this fat pair of twats were both tromping around at that hour back and forth over their downstairs neighbor's head while they were probably trying to sleep.

No way she wipes her own ass with her hands. None. She clearly would be unable to reach behind herself, and from the position of her hand versus her gunt, she'd have to hold her gunt out of the way and then lean if she tried wiping from the front. That balancing act is something there's no way she could do. Poopstick. No doubt.

The things FatAl makes projects out of to waste time between feedings...organizing her horrid earrings, swapping out one set of ugly "pitchers" for another. I bet she's rearranged the presents under the tree a thousand times. She has absolutely nothing of value to do. Or give. Or be.
Al is a toxic plague. No one and no thing has ever been made better by having known her or being around her. Bloody hell, think about that. Nothing positive, ever. I've never known anything like her. Most all people have SOMETHING positive about them. Al is a blight, a disease. Get anywhere near her and your life is made worse. She shoud be rocketed into the sun.
(Guess I woke up on the wrong side of the web today. Sorry fam. )

Why sorry? You're not wrong. Her hobby is collecting useless bullshit to increase her hoard and periodically "organizing" it in a way that does not exactly scream organized the way the rest of the world sees it. She's a marketer's dream, because she will buy ANYthing, even crap that she doesn't like, because someone famous has their name stamped on it, or because of what she sees in the vids she watches. She doesn't read - and I refuse to believe that big pile of books she claimed to have read were actually read - and she has no skills beyond cramming mountains of food down her yap or shitting up the abode in which she lives at any given time.

 

[a dinosaur]

I mentioned this way before (back in my first Asshatter account before my phone bit the dust) but...

Big people tend to have problems with urinary incontinence. Especially people of Amber's size, and now with Becky gaining at a quick pace, Becky may begin to experience this herself. Becky also has kidney issues, which doesn't help.

There is going to be a... a smell, to put it daintily. It may be on the furniture, it will be in any laundry machines they wash their pants and underwear in. If they don't pretreat with an enzymatic cleaner, the smell 'infuses' into the machines and makes the whole laundry load and anyone else's who uses it, smell like urine, and it will just permeate the whole apartment and even down into the hall and other apartments that are nearby if it's bad enough.

That makes her wearing the same pair of pants for two days in a row even more horrifying. On the bright side, at least she's not bleeding all over the gaff now.

December 9th:


December 10th:

 

[Cosmologic]

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Looks like our gorl is back to 560 lbs

she looks even bigger in this video than she did when she was 560. she's definitely a higher weight than that now.

 

[funtimesrun56]

Her second set of tits sticks out further than her stock set no matter which way you're looking at them. How is this possible?
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That and this fat pair of twats were both tromping around at that hour back and forth over their downstairs neighbor's head while they were probably trying to sleep.

Think they are on ground floor, at least that's the impression I get from seeing outside their windows.

Edit: sorry this has already been pointed out and my feed didnt show that properly.