DECORATE WITH US & OPINIONS AREN’T FACTS | 12.10.2020 - Lynnmas Day 10- Amber and Becky hang-up some cheap pictures, gets mad at a random internet comment, deleted t TikTok, jewellery drawer tour, and more
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- Dołączono
- 25 Lis 2018
Miss Piggy is offishally planneen on buyeen a mouth guard! May I make a suggestion?
This would certainly solve the whole weight loss conundrum.
This would certainly solve the whole weight loss conundrum.
MrsLoveMom
kiwifarms.net
- Dołączono
- 8 Wrz 2019
She likes earrings so much because they're the only thing that she can buy that will actually FIT.
Her collection of cheap earrings are disgusting. Imagine that amount being dumped in a landfill.
Her collection of cheap earrings are disgusting. Imagine that amount being dumped in a landfill.
- Dołączono
- 16 Lut 2020
Her output "love language" is gift giving, by making people feel as comfortable as she can. As far as what she wants in return, its "words of affirmation" AKA ass shelf pattings. Giving gifts is just how she shows her love and there is nothing wrong with it, nevermind that some would perceive it as bribery!
- Dołączono
- 26 Maj 2013
I can't do these over twenty minute videos, I'm asking Santa this year for a recapper to go through this boring shit for me but I probably haven't been that good of kiwifarmer to deserve the wish being left under the tree.
- Dołączono
- 16 Gru 2019
'Excape' ugh Amberisms. We're welcomed in with Kentucky Get Ready With Me torture.
Does anyone believe she cut nearly two feet of hair off?
She has an entire tower organizer just for earrings
. She goes on for way too long about ugly ass earrings to match with her pajamas. She started collecting in high school guys, she's a collector, not a hoarder.
Uh oh, comment reply! Why won't she buy a Shrek headstone for Becky's nephew?! Because that's Becky's responsibility and she has her own allowance y'all. Don't call her out, she's not selfish!!! Tries to compare herself to other youtubers again. We don't know her! She truly hates herself but knows she is very generous. We will NEVER TRULY KNOW WHO SHE IS.
Figure out your love language plebs.
Amberism: "supposebly"
Showing her mom's Christmas gift on youtube because she has no content and doesn't care if she spoils a surprise. Wants to send her mom's boyfriend money for his scratch-off addiction lol. She's love bombing her mom with a pile of shitty $5 gifts and trashy personalized garbage, including a 'canvas' of her shitty selfies with her mom squeezed in the background.
Becky makes a forced appearance. It's gift time, day 10. Becky can't count, so Amber got two pairs of earrings today. Beckyism: "Aw-tem. We call it fall because the leaves fall down.". A riveting google moment while they figure out seasons and solstice. Amber got Becky yet another childish Nickelodeon shirt from 5 Below. Amber loves the garbage pail kids ASMR. They sperg about pogs. Love that arrested development!
Amber cleaned something, riveting. Replaces older cheap amazon prints with newer cheap amazon prints, on thumbtacks. Tries to remember the order in which one cleans themselves... It's been a while, no doubt.
Amberism: "Meers". Can't believe that step stool can hold Becky, damn. They're decorating and yelling at 2 am. I'm sure their neighbors love them. She calls Becky a grandma for turning 30. Bitch.
She doesn't like Ariana's perfume. Becky is an angel and got her a mouth guard for nighttime since she's constantly trying to eat, even in her sleep. Apparently she has tooth pain but you know dentists don't exist so oh well.
We're "conspiracy-ing" about her life; becky doesn't know about the extra presents or the birthday gift she's spoiling right now. BYE
oh thank God it's over.
Does anyone believe she cut nearly two feet of hair off?
She has an entire tower organizer just for earrings
. She goes on for way too long about ugly ass earrings to match with her pajamas. She started collecting in high school guys, she's a collector, not a hoarder.Uh oh, comment reply! Why won't she buy a Shrek headstone for Becky's nephew?! Because that's Becky's responsibility and she has her own allowance y'all. Don't call her out, she's not selfish!!! Tries to compare herself to other youtubers again. We don't know her! She truly hates herself but knows she is very generous. We will NEVER TRULY KNOW WHO SHE IS.
Figure out your love language plebs.
Amberism: "supposebly"
Showing her mom's Christmas gift on youtube because she has no content and doesn't care if she spoils a surprise. Wants to send her mom's boyfriend money for his scratch-off addiction lol. She's love bombing her mom with a pile of shitty $5 gifts and trashy personalized garbage, including a 'canvas' of her shitty selfies with her mom squeezed in the background.
Becky makes a forced appearance. It's gift time, day 10. Becky can't count, so Amber got two pairs of earrings today. Beckyism: "Aw-tem. We call it fall because the leaves fall down.". A riveting google moment while they figure out seasons and solstice. Amber got Becky yet another childish Nickelodeon shirt from 5 Below. Amber loves the garbage pail kids ASMR. They sperg about pogs. Love that arrested development!
Amber cleaned something, riveting. Replaces older cheap amazon prints with newer cheap amazon prints, on thumbtacks. Tries to remember the order in which one cleans themselves... It's been a while, no doubt.
Amberism: "Meers". Can't believe that step stool can hold Becky, damn. They're decorating and yelling at 2 am. I'm sure their neighbors love them. She calls Becky a grandma for turning 30. Bitch.
She doesn't like Ariana's perfume. Becky is an angel and got her a mouth guard for nighttime since she's constantly trying to eat, even in her sleep. Apparently she has tooth pain but you know dentists don't exist so oh well.
We're "conspiracy-ing" about her life; becky doesn't know about the extra presents or the birthday gift she's spoiling right now. BYE
oh thank God it's over.
- Dołączono
- 26 Cze 2020
Looks like our gorl is back to 560 lbs
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- Dołączono
- 24 Wrz 2019
Damn, I made the mistake of judging by the title & expected her to get salty & pissy. I was disappointed.
I'll give her one thing, paying for a headstone for Becky's nephew is not her responsibility & the choice of stones is up to the parents, not Becky or her.
Okay, one thing is cleared up - her bathroom has a normal, not a disabled tub. The bottom of which looks filthy.
Oh goodie - a new diagnosis! TMJ!
I'll give her one thing, paying for a headstone for Becky's nephew is not her responsibility & the choice of stones is up to the parents, not Becky or her.
Okay, one thing is cleared up - her bathroom has a normal, not a disabled tub. The bottom of which looks filthy.
Oh goodie - a new diagnosis! TMJ!
dfranki723
kiwifarms.net
- Dołączono
- 6 Gru 2019
Such a boring beast it is.
''People see me as something I'm not''. How are people supposed to see you? You're openly a selfish, egotistical bitch. What else do viewers have to go on? I see her comment section have 100% forgot about the voice recordings, that's disappointing.
She has so many obvious socks it's insane, I imagine that's what her journals are for, she jots down each account and password so she doesn't fall behind on dishing out the ALR love.
E - She literally repeated a Youtube comment about the pickle perfume. She changed her opinion on perfume SHE wasted money on purely because a commentator said it was bad. What an easily swayed fucking flake.
Is she showing off full body shots to prove to people that she isn't reaching 600lbs? Because that's backfiring.
''People see me as something I'm not''. How are people supposed to see you? You're openly a selfish, egotistical bitch. What else do viewers have to go on? I see her comment section have 100% forgot about the voice recordings, that's disappointing.
She has so many obvious socks it's insane, I imagine that's what her journals are for, she jots down each account and password so she doesn't fall behind on dishing out the ALR love.
E - She literally repeated a Youtube comment about the pickle perfume. She changed her opinion on perfume SHE wasted money on purely because a commentator said it was bad. What an easily swayed fucking flake.
Is she showing off full body shots to prove to people that she isn't reaching 600lbs? Because that's backfiring.
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- Dołączono
- 25 Lis 2020
Everyone has the one thing they collect and mine are earrings- Amber
No. She also collects clothing, food, and make-up. Those are just the ones I can think of at the top of my head. She lives a life of excess now since she never got that as a child. Although, it does seem she was always very well fed growing up.
No. She also collects clothing, food, and make-up. Those are just the ones I can think of at the top of my head. She lives a life of excess now since she never got that as a child. Although, it does seem she was always very well fed growing up.
- Dołączono
- 26 Cze 2020
Amber: "Look, mom! Look at what I made for you!"
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- 8 Lis 2016
Yeah well everyone who saw that rotted tooth she had pulled last summer shouldn't be surprised to find out that she's got more teeth in bad shape.
- Dołączono
- 16 Mar 2019
When she and Becky were hanging those pictures it was 2 AM, so good job on fixing your sleep schedule hambeast.
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- Dołączono
- 2 Paź 2017
I had a feeling I was getting clickbaited.
- Dołączono
- 28 Mar 2019
That thumbnail... good grief! They both continue to pack on the poundage and there is no end in sight until one of them literally explodes, is there? I'm looking for a word to decribe the shape of Hamber's body, but can't find one. Blob doesn't do it. Fat doesn't even do it. Unfortunately, "grotesque" isn't considered a shape.
- Dołączono
- 15 Sie 2020
Not just that, but consider all the other stuff she's ever bought and hoarded such as the hundreds of journals, clothes she outgrows, pioneer girl shit and all the food she's gorged upon in her wasteful life. The sheer ecological impact her existence has surely caused from birth until death has certainly been nothing short of a disaster for the planet. That thumbnail is horrendous, our gorl is well on her way back to 600lb if she hasn't reached it already.
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- 15 Kwi 2014
You're living in the big city of Lexington at the Henry. Life was pretty good, until that overweight, lesbian couple moved in. One looks like the human equivalent of a fridge and the other looks like her disabled son. You don't see them around often, but when you do, it's still a sight to behold. When you do cross paths, you give a nod and smile at them as politely as possible before hurrying back into the safety of your home.
They were all right, in the beginning, but the holidays have driven these two into a frenzy.
Your sleep is disturbed nightly by these two behemoths. When morning comes, you're a frazzled, sleep deprived mess. It's been affecting your work.
There's various noises that keep you up well into 5 in the morning. Mostly, it's from the human fridge. When you come home from another stressful day in the office, you hear her before you settle down for bed. There's the shrill cackles and mumbling utterances, and you're now familiar with the annoying cadence of her voice, however muffled it may be by the walls of your apartment. Then there's the constant late night runs for what you presume is fast food, the lumbering, floor creaking steps that wear away at your sanity.
And the smell, it's unreal. It's faint but it's there - BO and cat urine, penetrating the laminated wood floors of your humble adobe. Southern hospitality prevents you from confronting them outright. Management doesn't seem to care as long as they have tenants. As you lay in bed for what seems to be the hundredth time, you silently pray for your lease to be over so that you can move out and never see, hear, or smell these two freakshows ever again.
Apartments are out of the picture, you silently fume to yourself. Maybe I'll live out near the folks instead.
i wrote this in the amount of time it took for today's vlogmas. i'll take my austistic ratings now, thnx
They were all right, in the beginning, but the holidays have driven these two into a frenzy.
Your sleep is disturbed nightly by these two behemoths. When morning comes, you're a frazzled, sleep deprived mess. It's been affecting your work.
There's various noises that keep you up well into 5 in the morning. Mostly, it's from the human fridge. When you come home from another stressful day in the office, you hear her before you settle down for bed. There's the shrill cackles and mumbling utterances, and you're now familiar with the annoying cadence of her voice, however muffled it may be by the walls of your apartment. Then there's the constant late night runs for what you presume is fast food, the lumbering, floor creaking steps that wear away at your sanity.
And the smell, it's unreal. It's faint but it's there - BO and cat urine, penetrating the laminated wood floors of your humble adobe. Southern hospitality prevents you from confronting them outright. Management doesn't seem to care as long as they have tenants. As you lay in bed for what seems to be the hundredth time, you silently pray for your lease to be over so that you can move out and never see, hear, or smell these two freakshows ever again.
Apartments are out of the picture, you silently fume to yourself. Maybe I'll live out near the folks instead.
i wrote this in the amount of time it took for today's vlogmas. i'll take my austistic ratings now, thnx