zap2theextreme
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- 24 Maj 2014
WRONG! Chris knows the real way to get a hooker to fall for you is with an edible arrangement.
BronyCon 2018
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WRONG! Chris knows the real way to get a hooker to fall for you is with an edible arrangement.
Bong Hit Bandit
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- 19 Kwi 2018
deathray44
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- 15 Lip 2018
I am probably already late posting this, but it is relevant to the pony convention and I don't see anything about it here yet.
Looks like chris was denied access to the pony prom due to his attire not being fitting, (aka formal dance wear.)
Anon's description of what happened.
Let's get a discussion going?
Looks like chris was denied access to the pony prom due to his attire not being fitting, (aka formal dance wear.)
Anon's description of what happened.
Let's get a discussion going?
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- 25 Maj 2013
There is way more sex talk happening in this thread than there is actual sex happening at BronyCon.
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- 10 Sty 2015
Looks like chris was denied access to the pony prom due to his attire not being fitting, (aka formal dance wear.)
Anon's description of what happened.
Let's get a discussion going?
I'm skeptical. This is basically an autism convention, do they really expect these people to be wearing formal wear? I'm sure someone would lend Chris a dress anyway or he could run to Walmart or something. Even if this is true he'll get in eventually.
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- 15 Cze 2014
Given how seriously these people take a fucking show about ponies?
You'd be surprised. And Chris in a formal dress? Ugh, just hand me the brain bleach already.
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- 10 Kwi 2018
How is Barb doing?
Buck Mullet
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- 11 Lis 2015
Not surprised the dude who rotates the same couple of mismatched thrift store outfits and literal falling apart garbage every... single... day does not understand the concept of formal attire.
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- 7 Gru 2015
Right? These are bronys for fuck sake. Formal attire to them is clean cargo shorts. Like these guys are renting tuxes..
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- 9 Maj 2017
Do people in Branson not have sex or something?
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- 10 Sty 2015
I feel like they'd rheeee about discrimination too if this were true. "oh so ur sayin' just cause i can't afford nice clothes i can't get in? check ur privilege."
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- 25 Maj 2013
Given the audience they are trying to attract, BronyCon is one of the few places Chris can't accuse them of discriminating against autistic people.
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- 3 Lut 2013
Considering they're troon bronies, instead of an armored knight, they would look more like this guy:
gREEEEEEEEEr
kiwifarms.net
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- 15 Gru 2017
There's a reality TV show coming out about the Lake of the Ozarks "Party Cove". Think Girls Gone Wild, Hicksville MO edition. I assume that's why he mentioned Branson.
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- 20 Lut 2018
There's something about the idea of Chris in a ball gown that makes the inside of my skull itch.
Brb off to get a cleaver.
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- 3 Lut 2013
Then why isn't it named White Trash Girls Gone Wild?
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- 14 Lis 2012
Hopefully she is dead.
Also, just a warning: Hirtes has gone completely hysterical today and is trying to tell Bronycon that Chris has done sexually perverted things at the convention. From what I understand nothing has happened yet as a consequence, but I've told Chris that Hirtes is trying to fuck with him and if he gets confronted about it he needs to just stay calm. I also said he can have them call me if they would like an explanation of who Hirtes is.
So, if you do see random bullshit on Twitter, take it with a grain of salt. At TMG there were multiple valid, aged accounts reporting the same problem. If it's just a once-off report on a bullshit brand new account, it's probably Hirtes.
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- 25 Maj 2013
"We want to maintain the integrity of our formal party celebrating cartoon ponies and the deviant autists who love them."
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- 7 Gru 2015
If Chris waltzed in wearing anything like what he was wearing today, then yeah, I can see him getting turned away. The thing is: he's been to this thing before. He can't claim ignorance, only lazyness for not packing something appropriate. Also does Chris even own a dress/skirt that's not a mini? Fucking guy is pretty proud of those gams.