BronyCon 2018

[Someone in a Tree]

I'd need a better look at her tail to be sure..

Chris is probably getting a good look at it now.

 

[wellthathappened]

Chris is touching more women at Bronycon than all the incels on the internet.

 

[Helvetica Scenario]

I can't read her pin badge very clearly, but I'm certain that it says 'To The Extreme', too.

Sonichu confirmed.

 

[LiveFromNS]

 

[Nikachu]

I can't read her pin badge very clearly, but I'm certain that it says 'To The Extreme', too.

Sonichu confirmed.

Her shirt says Zap and the pin says "to the extreme".

 

[Paradigm]

I recall that he was allegedly warned gently by BronyCon staff last year for getting handsy and he took the hint so it didn't go any further than that, which is why it was only briefly remarked upon at the time.

Ahh, I'm clearly a bit out of the loop - I didn't know this isn't his first BronyCon (I wanted to say 'rodeo' but the implications there are vomit-inducing).

 

[Done]

I hope some gross brony chick does fuck Chris. Chris getting laid would literally cause 4chan and Reddit to explode.

Forget those communities, what about /cow/ or the incel community? Probably a lot of overlap there (and admittedly here), but still..

Also this brings us closer to the paternity saga ( as fuck).

I honestly wonder what Chris will do if the actual responsibility of raising a kid was ever thrust on him, how big would that culture shock be?

I also assume that Hirtes will be still be barely alive and alone in his flea-infested deathbed, calling in bomb threats to the hospital on the night of the delivery..

The content possibilities would truly be endless.

 

[Optimus Prime]

I hope some gross brony chick does fuck Chris. Chris getting laid would literally cause 4chan and Reddit to explode.

Chris already has had sex according to Marvin. Years ago and from a prostitute of course, but he's not had the v-card for many years now.

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Grain of salt about the authenticity of this but if legit, I'm sure Chris is getting a LOT of odd looks after looking like he's completely out of his mind.

At a convention being held by primarily men about a girl's tv show meant to sell toys, no less.

I honestly wonder what Chris will do if the actual responsibility of raising a kid was ever thrust on him, how big would that culture shock be?

Given he's on hormones? The kid would not be from his genetics because I'm fairly certain Chris has to be sterile at this point.

That aside, Chris would of course be a fucking horrible parent because he has no clue how to deal with a crying baby. Chances are he'd deal with the kid only when it was 'playtime' or stuff, leaving the actual care duties to the kid's mother.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Chris already has had sex according to Marvin. Years ago and from a prostitute of course, but he's not had the v-card for many years now.

That's the end of the story. No one is going to sleep with Chris, he hasn't even had a consenting romantic relationship with sentient beings except for his OCs and Pokemon rip-offs. Biology and Natural selections are two things that will never feed into his delusions.

 

[Marvin]

That's the end of the story. No one is going to sleep with Chris, he hasn't even had a consenting romantic relationship with sentient beings except for his OCs and Pokemon rip-offs. Biology and Natural selections are two things that will never feed into his delusions.

Prostitution is consent.

 

[idosometimes]

So it seems if you search "bronycon" on twitter, it is such a nothing event that the second recommendation is none other than Christine Weston Chandler. You will also find pics of many ugly guys and obvious trannies. So also ugly guys.

Also, did they really have an orgy or was that just silly-goosery?

I recall that he was allegedly warned gently by BronyCon staff last year for getting handsy and he took the hint so it didn't go any further than that, which is why it was only briefly remarked upon at the time.

Chris was supposedly telling people that he was "horny", because he is a unicorn. Get it ? Horn. Horny. Not handsy. Horny. Because he had a horn. Complaints ensued. Chris stopped. Life went on minus a tame uncool uncle joke.

Grain of salt about the authenticity of this but if legit, I'm sure Chris is getting a LOT of odd looks after looking like he's completely out of his mind.

At a convention being held by primarily men about a girl's tv show meant to sell toys, no less.

Other people probably like Chris there for that reason. They are the dregs of society, but not as bad as Chrstine W. Chandler, creator of... well, you know. That is all they need: they are not the worst.

 

[zap2theextreme]

it's Chris and Sonichu

lmao I love that shit eating grin Chris always puts on in photos

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Prostitution is consent.

Romantic relationships do not equal to prostitution, it was a transaction, there was nothing romantic about it. Chris has never been in a romantic relationship with anyone, period. FFS, not even the hooker wanted to swap spit with him, which means Chris hasn't actually kissed anyone (tongue). I am not referring to Chris forcing kisses on others only to be rejected and dejected.
Just because a hooker had sex Chris once or twice does not mean she actually wanted to do it. If there was no money involved, she wouldn't have agreed to it just like any normal person who would never entertain the idea of sleeping with Chris.

 

[Marvin]

Just because a hooker had sex Chris once or twice does not mean she actually wanted to do it.

Lol of course it did. She had sex with Chris willingly.

 

[Ruin]

Chris already has had sex according to Marvin. Years ago and from a prostitute of course, but he's not had the v-card for many years now.



Grain of salt about the authenticity of this but if legit, I'm sure Chris is getting a LOT of odd looks after looking like he's completely out of his mind.

At a convention being held by primarily men about a girl's tv show meant to sell toys, no less.



Given he's on hormones? The kid would not be from his genetics because I'm fairly certain Chris has to be sterile at this point.

That aside, Chris would of course be a fucking horrible parent because he has no clue how to deal with a crying baby. Chances are he'd deal with the kid only when it was 'playtime' or stuff, leaving the actual care duties to the kid's mother.

That's why I said get laid and not lose his virginity. Your reading comprehension is dogshit.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Lol of course it did. She had sex with Chris willingly.

In exchange for money, not because she was attracted to Chris. Not because she thought he had a nice personality. Prostitution is pathetic and we both know that Chris had no other options, period.

 

[zap2theextreme]

I dont think it matters if he paid, tripped and fell into her ass, or built a rube goldberg machine to hoist her onto his dick. Chris had sex with a woman.

 

[Mason Verger]

FFS, not even the hooker wanted to swap spit with him, which means Chris hasn't actually kissed anyone (tongue).

Hookers never kiss, not because of disease either.
First rule of hooking: never fall in love..

 

[Marvin]

In exchange for money, not because she was attracted to Chris. Not because she thought he had a nice personality. Prostitution is pathetic and we both no that Chris had no other options, period.

Have you ever had a normal sexual interaction in your life? Have you been to Branson, MO?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Hookers never kiss, not because of disease either.
First rule of hooking: never fall in love..

LOL, still stands though. Chris has never had sexual contact with anyone except for the hooker, and that was just a transaction. Never being kissed is like huge and really reflective of how your life is going to turn out romantically.

Have you ever had a normal sexual interaction in your life? Have you been to Branson, MO?

Wha???? Nigga, are you stoned. Why would anyone want to go to Missouri? I've had enough sex to know that never being kissed is highly abnormal, especially if you don't have an autistic phobia about kissing.