Astrology of the Cow - Official KF Astro Thread!

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Any distinct characteristics on Horse years?
Yeah, that's actually one of the others I was alluding to. Horse girls in particular are super independent to the point of self-destruction sometimes. In fact, the only women I know who have ever reached near-ODD-levels of stubborn were all born in horse years.
 
Any good sources, or insights, about dog years? Specifically '94.
Dogs are NOT on my list of "Hmm these people seem to be very similar" after several decades of life, I'll say that first.
That said, here's what they say about 94:

1994 - Wood Dog​

They're supposed to be honest, reliable, and loyal. Flipside is that they crave harmony and might be easily pushed around by others because peace is prioritized over being right, or even one's own safety.
Winston Churchill, Elvis Presley, Justin Beiber, Dakota Fanning, and Harry Styles are wood dogs.
 
Which sign do you think makes the most lolcows? My vote is Aries. Firey jokesters, enjoy talking in riddles and rhymes.

Aries - Cobra, Chantal, DSP, Sam Hyde, Corissa, Patrick Tomlinson, PPP, Whitney Thore, BossmanJack
Leo - Idubbz, Hasan, Boogie, Eugenia Cooney. Nick Fuentes, World of T shirts
Gemini - Kanye, Trump, NAL, Jordan Peterson
Cancer - Anisa, Ethan Klein, RTU, Tess Holiday, Elon Musk
Sag - Null, Rackets, Destiny, Jack Scalfani, Andrew Tate
Pieces - CWC, Tim Pool, Amazing Athiest, Tommy Tooter
Capricorn - ALR, Ben Shapiro, Aaron Imholte, Andy Warski, Dylan Mulvaney
Virgo - Ralph (Really???), Sneako
Taurus - Asmongold, Nickacado
Scorpio - Anna Obrien
Libra - Bam Margera, Taylor Lorenz

Capricorn is another popular sign. A need for success and control to the point of narcissm perhaps? Leo obvs. They want us to watch and we will watch!!! Pieces is all delusion and Sags are slop shows.
 
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Hey I think I see pair-patterns
Leo - Idubbz, Hasan, Boogie, Eugenia Cooney. Nick Fuentes
Gemini - Kanye, Trump, NAL
"Same guy when high" vs. "Fuck sober-me, that guy's an asshole"

Cancer - Anisa, Ethan Klein, RTU, Tess Holiday
Sag - Null, Rackets, Destiny
Smug cows vs. stubborn cows

Pieces - CWC, Tim Pool, Amazing Athiest
Capricorn - ALR, Ben Shapiro, Aaron Imholte, Andy Warski, Dylan Mulvaney
"Reality is what I say it is" (statement of believed fact) vs. "Reality is what I say it is" (attempt to convince others)

Virgo - Ralph (Really???), Sneako
Taurus - Asmongold, Nickacado
"Woe is me" vs. "Woe upon you"

Scorpio - Anna Obrien
Aries - Cobra, Chantal, DSP, Sam Hyde, Corissa, Patrick Tomlinson, PPP
"LOVE ME" vs "Love, me. *winky face*"
 
Libra is a hella autistic autistic sign. valuing "fairness", "justice" and peace to the point of being a serial liar, judgemental and up their own asses about said sense of judgement. Getting super thrown out of balance when something doesn't go their way. There's gotta be plenty of Libra cows. The (male) Libras I've known irl have been so 'tism coded I wondered if they were just masking well enough to get by.
 
Libra is a hella autistic autistic sign. valuing "fairness", "justice" and peace to the point of being a serial liar, judgemental and up their own asses about said sense of judgement. Getting super thrown out of balance when something doesn't go their way. There's gotta be plenty of Libra cows. The (male) Libras I've known irl have been so 'tism coded I wondered if they were just masking well enough to get by.
There's cow tendencies in every sign. Libra and scorpio are def the most autistic. It just seems when I look up a cows birthday 1/3 times they are Aries! It seems like aquarius has the fewest cows, which is odd, because they have that aloof disconnect and uwu im not like the others shit that can be very cow like. CWC and Rackets have some aquarius placements in their charts.
 
2024 was the year of LMFAO but 2025 really seems like the year of FAFO. It's like all the truth is coming to light this year and the seeds are reaping yo. In terms of lolcows you've got Anisa, Idubbz, and Rackets all getting their comeuppance. And then politics, the dems having to pay for all the psycho shit they did in 2020. I wonder what placements are causing this. Possibly-

- Jupiter sextile Midheaven - the strongest transist rn. Good fortune, happiness, prosperity. The truth is coming out and it is good for us all!
- Saturn Conjunct Neptune - A loss of old patterns and beliefs leading to a new understanding
- Jupiter square saturn - a road trip with the handbrake on
 
Which sign do you think makes the most lolcows? My vote is Aries. Firey jokesters, enjoy talking in riddles and rhymes.
Gemini - Kanye, Trump, NAL, Jordan Peterson
Cancer - Anisa, Ethan Klein, RTU, Tess Holiday, Elon Musk
Gemini and cancer are always the most entertaining to me. Gemini for their outlandish takes that leave you guessing what the fuck is going on inside that head, and cancer for their self destructive tendancies. A cancer could have a life that is literally going up in flames around them and call you a bully just for noticing it.
 
Is anyone here into locational astrology / astrocartography?
I can't move at the moment, and I have a Uranus line in my radius of influence (and I feel its chaotic influence in my life), and then the closest line I have to me is this, and the experience is miserable:

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Is there anything I can do about it? I'd love to move to a better location but it's not possible at the moment.
 
Ostatnio edytowane:
I’m getting back into astrology but particularly the chinese astrology called bazi. I’ve been really interested in how Jason Hall's, aka Pirate Software, brain works when it comes to why he is so retarded and he keeps doubling down

From the information that was given in this thread, he was born in Tacoma, Washington on July, 17th, 1987.

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This looks complicated but I can explain it in simple terms. You may know the chinese zodiac and the animal of the year. I personally remember looking at chinese takeout menus that had this information and trying to find what my zodiac was. So actually there’s zodiac of the year, month, day, and hour. There are also elements, both of their yin and yang versions. With this, we can see in detail how Jason works.

How? Well, imagine a car. As we go further and further into the detail of a car, we can see how it looks on the outside, if it will have any engine or maintenance troubles, how it drives, and what is influencing the driver itself. This is how bazi works. We move from year to month to day to hour and as we go further and further into the bazi, we can go further and further into person themselves.

So let’s start with the year pillar, the furthest to the right. This our first impression of Jason. We have a Rabbit that has Yin Fire. Yin fire is little fire, a candle. They like to help and support and are inspiring. You can see this in his desire to be a person that inspires people to make games. However, like a candle, they are easily burnt out and can be temperamental to keep stable. He is also a rabbit in his year pillar and there is a general and flower of romance in his bazi. He’s able to maintain a good physical appearance and I wouldn’t be surprised if he lowered his voice because he was self conscious and knew that his voice wasn’t attractive enough. It’s like he needs to be well liked at all times. He has this idea of what he wants to be and sticks with it.

Speaking of that, let’s go to the month pillar which essentially is how he works. It is the engine of the car. I would often call it the performance of person. This is where the stupidity occurs. We have Goat with yin fire (the candle). Again, he is able to be burnt out which doesn’t help him at all because this is why he can’t finish his fucking game. The goat hops around and is driven by excitement and has the ability to do anything but cannot due to his energy levels. This is where the issue sets in. He has big idea and his actual drive shoots himself in the foot.

There’s also the red peach blossom star that means he connects with people really easily and it’s difficult for him to control his emotions. This means that he’ll cheat on other and have many relationships within his life. This explains the cheating on his wife and various partners. We also have the backstabbing star which is bickering and fighting, which explains why he’s such a fucking idiot when it comes to being able to settle things. Again, he wants to be seen as something and but his actual drive and performance damages his own self. In my opinion, this is why the bloody knife star is there. This combination is what causes all this drama and such. He’s his worst enemy.

And on the day pillar, it mirrors the year pillar. I think, again, he really want his self to be a particular way and unfortunately, he shits his pants every time due to his own actions.
 
And on the day pillar, it mirrors the year pillar. I think, again, he really want his self to be a particular way and unfortunately, he shits his pants every time due to his own actions.
Speaking of, what do you see for Ian and/or Anisa?

Is there anything I can do about it? I'd love to move to a better location but it's not possible at the moment.
The way it was explained to me was that it's like soil. Sometimes the soil is bad, which means it will be harder to grow anything, or the pH will be bad for what you're trying to grow. So in cases like that you have two options: Amend the soil, or change what you're trying to grow. Either option will be more difficult than growing in nice rich soil, but it doesn't mean it's impossible.
 
Speaking of, what do you see for Ian and/or Anisa?
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Okay so this is really interesting and I’m going to try to explain it as best as I can. Again, let’s go from outward to inward. Ian has an outward appearance of Horse with Yang Metal. Yang metal is symbolized by a sword or axe. They can take a beating but the issue is that they have a very strong personality and can easily be offensive. If you look at the right hand side, you can see he has a shit ton of metal that makes up his chart. It’s made up of the “eating god” and “hurting officer”. The hurting officer is rude. The eating god often means prosperity. Combined with each other and the prosperity star in the year, it can be seen that his outward behavior will give him good fortune. I must also say that Horses are some of the people that will go towards new horizons which explains how he thought of his youtube channel and how it became such a success.

More inward, we have Rooster with Yin wood. Yin wood is symbolized by flowers or vines or various other soft plants. They’re flexible and adaptable but, if you’ve ever had to deal with a flower that just won’t want to live, very fickle and sensitive. They can also be manipulative as well. Which brings us to the Rooster part of the month pillar. He’s outspoken and establishes authority. If you look at the stars, we have both good stars and bad stars. This is because due to his nature and behavior and impulses, it is both his advantage and disadvantage. He’s good at talking but due to his nature, he has moments where he can’t shut the fuck up and says some stupid shit.

And then we go into the most internal which will show his love life. He has a Pig with yin earth as his day pillar. So the most internal that we have is that he appears to be nurturing. Yin earth is soil and is very nurturing and pigs are easy going and like to relax. The most interesting thing is that the pig is also supposed to be his spouse area. It has water and thus the water is supposed to combine with the earth and create wood. The spouse is supposed to be inspiring his activity and behavior. However, due to heaven void star, it actually flips it upside down to a negative. Anisa negatively impacts his behavior. And due to his internal self being yin earth, he kinda… just takes it? He doesn’t really have a backbone. Signs show that he may be like this until he’s into his mid 40s.

Did you use a particular website for the PirateFagware chart?
I personally use bazi-calculator.com as it has the most information for a dummy like me.
 
Thank you! Does the site have the definitions for these things? In some weird way it makes sense. Im probably just missing them; The fucking wealth meter made me cackle.Wyświetl załącznik 7750152
Yes it does for the stars at least. But for some reason, you have to use a search engine like Google to actually find the pages for each star. It doesn't have anything for the interactions however. For the elements and animals, I personally just use other websites and my own personal knowledge from hyperfixating on this for too long.
 
Completely random but I noticed a few days ago that Chris Chan (according to the chart that was posted on here anyway) is a capricorn rising and the time that pluto was over his rising coincides exactly with his trooning out. On top of that his saturn (ruling planet of capricorn) is in the 8th house of sexuality and taboos and his mars is also in the 8th house which I choose to read as literally the loss of masculinity. Which I just thought was neat and wanted to share. Kind of obsessed with this transit tbh. Known like 4 people that have gone through this transit (myself included) and it's always a wild wacky time.
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The Chinese New Year is 2 days away, and with it comes the Year of the Horse - Fire Horse, specifically. Although it technically hasn't arrived yet, there's a lot of crazy shit that already happened at the very beginning of the year. I do wonder what the implications are for the rest of it.
 
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