Astrology of the Cow - Official KF Astro Thread!

[behavioral swamp thang]

So.. really don’t know Josh’s rising sign? After all these years? Is it because he will not give a birth time? I remember him saying his mom was into astrology. I really want to know his rising - I feel like he is a Cancer Rising, but I *need* to know. Maybe I missed it in the thread? Desperately seeking this information.

I don't know, send him a message. Totally has Cancer rising vibes. Pale MOON face lol

 

[behavioral swamp thang]

PPP's star chart. His birthday is today.

- He and Sam Hyde are both obvious Aries
- I love the Sun conjunction Jupiter... yeah his self do be expanding lmfao
- Mercury in Pisces - appeals to people's emotions
- Mars in Scorpio - determination, action, a need to uncover truths
- Venus in Taurus - heathen, glutton
- Saturn square Neptune - dreaminess against strictness/realities. Def plays into his religious fervor combined with being a degenerate

 

[NoBueno]

I used to think the astrology my mother was into was just some woo woo. But as I got older, I just kept coming across things...

3:31

 

[behavioral swamp thang]

- Rackets sentenced
- Idubbz/H3 drama
- Keemstar cheated
- PWR throned

There's a stellium in Aries right now. Mischief, impish, impulsivity, high energy, the beginning of something new.

 

[NoReturn]

There's a stellium in Aries right now. Mischief, impish, impulsivity, high energy, the beginning of something new.

Is this "Good time to start something new" or "Something new is starting and you have no control"?

 

[behavioral swamp thang]

Is this "Good time to start something new" or "Something new is starting and you have control"?

Maybe both? Aries represents the start of something. It's the first sign in the zodiac and is the birth of the new cycle

 

[Concerned Citizen]

Some autist on reddit has made Alexandra Rodriguez birth chart.

They absolutely hate her and nitpick everything, but even I can see that this is particularly one-sided.

These are r/alexandrarodriguez/ thoughts on her chart:




For more sperging of Alexes birth chart: link & archive.

 

[NoReturn]

Maybe both? Aries represents the start of something. It's the first sign in the zodiac and is the birth of the new cycle

I am extremely buttmad to report you were correct. At least five people I know, including myself, got some situation-changing news over the weekend and then they announced the pope died.

Edit: Klaus Schwab has stepped down, too

 

[NoBueno]

It was free once you gave the right inputs

 

[Dread First]

Now this is the type of astrology that I can get behind. Reminds me of @Mariposa Electrique's thread about Chris's birth chart a few years ago. Question: how does an amateur with only surface-level knowledge of Western, Vedic, and Chinese astrology go about divining birth charts? I'm genuinely curious. Astrology is one of those fields that I've always wanted to "get into," but the sheer volume of pop astrology crap on social media, combined with social media witches always killed off any interest I had in the subject.

 

[NoBueno]

Now this is the type of astrology that I can get behind. Reminds me of @Mariposa Electrique's thread about Chris's birth chart a few years ago. Question: how does an amateur with only surface-level knowledge of Western, Vedic, and Chinese astrology go about divining birth charts? I'm genuinely curious. Astrology is one of those fields that I've always wanted to "get into," but the sheer volume of pop astrology crap on social media, combined with social media witches always killed off any interest I had in the subject.

Not sure if you meant my post or just the thread. I inquired Grok to tell me about conspiracies and it brought up Astrology at one point and then I kept asking questions




I'm sure you could generate something under these parameters if you had birthplace and time, I'm telling Grok to lean into Babylonian and Apochrypha
For example heres a Chris Chan one, couldn't find an exact time

 

[Nicholas Gur]

Asking the simulacrum to AIsplain astrology to you might be peak 21st century lunacy.

 

[NoBueno]

Asking the simulacrum to AIsplain astrology to you might be peak 21st century lunacy.

But I am a lunatic

 

[Nicholas Gur]

That nigger literally tells you at the end that it's putting your ass on a watch list.

 

[NoBueno]

That nigger literally tells you at the end that it's putting your ass on a watch list.

They already know

 

[Lords Greatsword]

@behavioral swamp thang or anyone else:


Can we get a horoscope expert in the piratesoftware thread?

I've been procrastinating on this since the moment I left a Like on this post, but, at the very minimum, I've got this sidereal chart I generated from AstroSeek (time is unknown, so only the aspects are available - no houses are included - and furthermore, it's assumed his birth city is what's posted in the OP):

Spoiler: Chart

Mercury opposite Uranus seems very fitting for someone like Mald. Moreover, I've also decided to generate a transit chart for Jan. 12, 2025, the date when Mald roached on a hardcore raid in WoW, which resulted in several of his guild members getting fucked over and dying in-game.

Spoiler: Chart

I am still somewhat new to astrology and have a number of texts I still need to read, but I am currently preoccupied with other matters and not exactly sober at the moment to parse the implications of each of these aspects; nonetheless, I felt that it was worth posting them here.
I do know that there was a stellium recently during the eclipse that occurred last month in Aries (tropical). Been putting that off as well, but reading into the implications of that would also be fairly interesting.

 

[behavioral swamp thang]

Nick Rekieta - December 16th, 1981, Houston, TX
care to do a star chart @Aiōn ?

I was wondering if next week the body cam footage would drop on MATI and I did a transit on his chart and holy shit. These are his strongest placements. Meanings are from astro library except the last two are mine.
- Saturn Opposition Uranus - It feels like everything you try is blocked by circumstances or people who oppose your goals. Angry outbursts won’t help. This may be the consequences of past actions. Acting aggressively will make things worse. Accumulated tension can lead to accidents or health issues. Learn to manage and release your energy properly. Patience, tolerance, discipline, and perseverance will bring modest results. Keep calm and conserve your energy for long-term success.
- Pluto square Jupiter - Dangers and legal problems if you go against the needs of others. But if you include the opinions of others, you can succeed and experience spiritual growth.
- Neptune trine Uranus - Your need for transcendence and imagination influences your desire for independence and freedom.
- Mercury opposition Neptune - Mental confusion and potential relationship problems due to miscommunication. Your perception of reality is clouded due to an inability to filter out the background noise or useless information.
- Mercury opp Sun - Conflict and tension
- Mars trine Sun - all the energy on him

Looks like we might get that body cam next friday June 6th boys. I will say the transists for the friday after that are equally insane. Pluto square Jupiter is fuckin his ass sideways and that's a long transit.

 

[Aiōn]

care to do a star chart @Aiōn ?

I did a brief reading on his chart here and added a small amendment here because I was a day off but that was before the April debacle so I'm sure I can add a few things. Astrology-wise I have been focusing more so on Chinese lately for simplicity's sake so I'm a little rusty, I’ve been working out to lose weight ready for summer

Nick was born in the year of the Rooster, Rooster men are generally considered to be easily frustrated, with an inferiority complex and disposition towards sadism, taking pleasure in inflicting emotional injuries and/or hidden sexual fantasies. Their desire for sex is strong, preferring frequent short-lived bursts (think Chantal's account of Nader) over longer and more romantic encounters. They can be guarded in love and therefore come across as cold, Rooster is Yin Metal and 1981 has extra metal so this tendency is likely amplified.

They also have a strong misogynistic streak and as a result, homosexuality is fairly common for this sign. They are also very jealous and there will be almost no desire to beget children.

Kayla was born in the year of the Rat, this is not considered to be a good pairing with Nick, scoring just 40%. Both lack patience and are financially irresponsible, it is likely that they frequently quarrel about one another’s spending habits. Rat is generally much more sociable than Rooster and both are jealous and possessive of one another in different ways, they also have different approaches to sex.

April was born in the year of the Dog, scoring slightly higher than with Kayla with a score of 55% but still not considered to be a good match. Almost all of the traits Dog and Rooster have in common are negative, both are anxious and will try to impose their own views on the other with little success. She will criticize and belittle him, while he resorts to sadism. At some stage a Rooster's misogyny will surface, and this may lead to the Dog who is a dedicated feminist to become violently aggressive. Their sexual appetites are also not well matched, Female Dogs are considered to have very little interest in sex, perhaps with a puritanical and masochistic streak while Rooster is hyper sexual and deviant.

In this group, with Nick taking the role of the woman, he is most compatible with Aaron, scoring 60% 'a lively pair’.

Being a Tiger, Aaron and April formed a trine with 90% compatibility score and should have made a 'wonderful pair' and with Kayla, a ‘lively pair' with 80%. Being much less compatible with the females in the Qover than Aaron probably hurt Nick’s already fragile masculinity, Rooster is the only female sign out of the 4. I believe that Nick, Aaron and April’s birthdays are close to one another in December which points to a clash of egos.

Also, the daughter who ingested the cocaine was born in the year of the Sheep, I have observed this is sign is particularly prone to drug addiction and drug abuse among various celebrities and such. I hope that she will find her way on to a better path.

 

[NoReturn]

Also, the daughter who ingested the cocaine was born in the year of the Sheep, I have observed this is sign is particularly prone to drug addiction and drug abuse among various celebrities and such. I hope that she will find her way on to a better path.

Something I've noticed casually in my own life is that sheep/goats seem to thrive when they have either their own "herd" or a strong "protector". They're one of the signs where I think the expectations match the animal and it's funny to go from "Oh that's neat superstition" when hearing about it as a kid, to seeing it multiple times over the decades over the years and going "Yeah. That's definitely a thing. Eyup." as an adult.
So based on people I've known irl I hope she either finds a group of people who are good influences on her/keep her in line, or she eventually falls in love with someone who is a shepherd.

 

[Lords Greatsword]

Any distinct characteristics on Horse years?