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Am I in over my head if I (21) end up dating a 26 year old lady? She seems pretty nice, and is into me. We share quite a few hobbies, and she's into things I've been wanting to get into (but never had anyone to get into it with).

It's 5 years of life difference. But half a decade can be a blur depending on the age.
Depends, but I'd give it a try. It might be that the difference in life experience is too much and it won't work out, but chances are that it's not too much. You'll grow together anyways and adapt to each other and you (at least that was my experience) don't notice the difference.

Except if you talk about tv shows you used to watch as a child and she affectionately calls you an unc. Then you feel pretty old 🥲.
 
I have a date with her on Friday. A walking trail. Shes bringing her dog and said "hope we find lots of little critters c:<".

I think I have this in the bag but is there anything I should or shouldn't do while we walk and talk? I know I should just be myself, and have proper etiquette but I've never began a date by walking with someone lmao.

Maybe I should just act natural.
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I have a date with her on Friday. A walking trail. Shes bringing her dog and said "hope we find lots of little critters c:<".
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Maybe I should just act natural.Wyświetl załącznik 9182218
If you want, tell me the trail and time and I can rush at you with a machete and you can kick my ass and be the hero and get showered in kisses. That's how things are supposed to go, right? I'll do it for 20 bucks.
 
I have a date with her on Friday. A walking trail. Shes bringing her dog and said "hope we find lots of little critters c:<".

I think I have this in the bag but is there anything I should or shouldn't do while we walk and talk? I know I should just be myself, and have proper etiquette but I've never began a date by walking with someone lmao.

Maybe I should just act natural.
Wyświetl załącznik 9182218
Have some points of conversation in your mind to talk about while walking
 
I think I have this in the bag but is there anything I should or shouldn't do while we walk and talk?
If she finds a patch of wet sand and starts patting it and going "Look, it's a non-Newtonian fluid!" whatever the fuck else you do, DO NOT say "who gives a fuck". Pretend interest if you must.

Source: Still mad at my ex for ruining this moment on a walk we had a long time ago. I had never seen it outside of a lab experiment! I was excited!
 
If she finds a patch of wet sand and starts patting it and going "Look, it's a non-Newtonian fluid!" whatever the fuck else you do, DO NOT say "who gives a fuck". Pretend interest if you must.

Source: Still mad at my ex for ruining this moment on a walk we had a long time ago
I'm writing this down right now.

Oh God she says she has comfy pillows and blankets, AND blackout curtains for maximum comfort when I asked if I could be a pancake with her. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN???? Is she going to kidnap me?
 
I think I have this in the bag but is there anything I should or shouldn't do while we walk and talk? I know I should just be myself, and have proper etiquette but I've never began a date by walking with someone lmao.
If silence falls between you two for a moment, don't panic or force a conversation. She could be admiring the view, making sure her dog isn't eating a turd, or is just enjoying your company. I used to internally panic during moments of silence on dates or when with close friends & family because it meant two of my exes were mad at me, and one of them really hated it when I would try to fill the silence with inane banter.
Oh God she says she has comfy pillows and blankets, AND blackout curtains for maximum comfort when I asked if I could be a pancake with her. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN???? Is she going to kidnap me?
What the fuck does it mean to be a pancake with her? Am I so out of touch with dating lingo...? No, it's the youth that's wrong.
If she finds a patch of wet sand and starts patting it and going "Look, it's a non-Newtonian fluid!"
Enlighten us: What is non-Newtonian fluid?
 
I'm writing this down right now.

Oh God she says she has comfy pillows and blankets, AND blackout curtains for maximum comfort when I asked if I could be a pancake with her. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN???? Is she going to kidnap me?
Yes.
The real giveaway is if she dresses in a black and white striped shirt, a mask covering the eye area of the face, and starts high stepping on her tippy toes
 
If silence falls between you two for a moment, don't panic or force a conversation. She could be admiring the view, making sure her dog isn't eating a turd, or is just enjoying your company. I used to internally panic during moments of silence on dates or when with close friends & family because it meant two of my exes were mad at me, and one of them really hated it when I would try to fill the silence with inane banter.

What the fuck does it mean to be a pancake with her? Am I so out of touch with dating lingo...? No, it's the youth that's wrong.

Enlighten us: What is non-Newtonian fluid?
Got it. Silence can be golden together.

She said "I dont wanna go to work. I just wanna stay in bed and be a pancake."

And I said, "can I be a pancake with you someday?" And she gave me the very prompt response to it.
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It actually works.
 
Enlighten us: What is non-Newtonian fluid?
When you jiggle it, it goes liquid. But if you smack it, it turns firm. Most people's experience with this substance is in the grade-school science lab, but it can be found in nature.


I also jumped ankle-deep into honest-to-god quicksand at the same river, many years later, ruining my brand new shoes. It had animal prints on top, I straight up thought it was solid ground.
 
Dating question,

How should you strike the balance between being yourself and being "presentable" when first talking to someone? Is being "presentable" something you should even worry about? How do you deal with those parts of your personality that are very important to you but probably not a thing you usually discuss with others?

I really like firearms and millitary history. Most of my "fun" money goes into this hobby and I spend a significant portion of my idle time researching it. More generally, I think most guys (at least the ones I know) would also put video games and internet culture in the "I spend a lot of time doing this but don't talk about it to people I want to impress" category.

I worry that if I downplay these attributes I'll come off like I'm doing a job interview, obviously only sharing safe and positive details. I can't imagine they wouldn't see through that and figure I'm hiding something. On the other hand nobody likes spergs and for my hobby at least, it's not something most women would even pretend to be interested in.

Thoughts?
 
She said "I dont wanna go to work. I just wanna stay in bed and be a pancake."

And I said, "can I be a pancake with you someday?" And she gave me the very prompt response to it.
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When you jiggle it, it goes liquid. But if you smack it, it turns firm. Most people's experience with this substance is in the grade-school science lab, but it can be found in nature.
That's actually kinda cool. Where are they usually found?
I also jumped ankle-deep into honest-to-god quicksand at the same river, many years later, ruining my brand new shoes. It had animal prints on top, I straight up thought it was solid ground.
Womp. Maybe your ex got swallowed up by it and now haunts it?
 
Take a fucking shower and wash your ass first of all. Dress depending on the occasion.
I should clarify, by presentable in this context I mean socially. Trying to sound "put together" and interesting. It should go without saying that good hygiene and dressing appropriately to the best of your ability are to be expected.
 
I should clarify, by presentable in this context I mean socially. Trying to sound "put together" and interesting. It should go without saying that good hygiene and dressing appropriately to the best of your ability are to be expected.
You can't really pretend to be that. It's fake and inauthentic and most of the time the woman will know when you're acting. You either are put together and interesting or you're not. Just be yourself as you are. Come as you are. You can't possibly get close to anyone if you don't show them who you really are.
 
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That's actually kinda cool. Where are they usually found?
It's severely cool! Which is why I was mad at my lame-ass ex for not caring.


The patch of sand I was messing with was high above the waterline so at the time I didn't consider it to be so but, it was quicksand! I thought it was a different kind of sand-mass, Wikipedia informs me otherwise.

On the other hand nobody likes spergs and for my hobby at least, it's not something most women would even pretend to be interested in.
Do you want "most women" or do you want someone who gives a shit about you? Find someone who thinks it's cute when you sperg and you'll be happy with them. Gunfagging isn't social kryptonite, some girls even like to also shoot. You just also have more of a burden to prove you're not a murderer, but that shouldn't be hard if you're actually not going to hurt someone.

(oops double posted)
 
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