💼 Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

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How long will Chibi's Japan Adventure Last?

  • He's never coming back.

    Głosy: 132 17,0%

  • 1 year

    Głosy: 67 8,6%

  • 6 months

    Głosy: 86 11,1%

  • 3 months

    Głosy: 89 11,5%

  • 1 month

    Głosy: 32 4,1%

  • The job is a scam.

    Głosy: 371 47,7%
  • Łączna liczba głosujących
    777
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"those choices are sadly what would result in what I could only call my own career and reputation suicide"

You never had an online career and your only reputation is being a meme and a sex pest, and you couldn't even be funny about it. I backed the wrong #ChibiCoin.
 
deadtofaunus powiedział(a):
Could it be an accent he puts on for his students? Maybe he started doing it because the British accent gets him more clients or something and he's just gotten used to speaking English like that :story:
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Oh boy I can answer this one!

If you’re American, sitting down and going “Ching Chong ping pong” with the most stereotypical accent imaginable is racist but that’s how the rest of the world learn to speak in a way that’s comprehensible. So you sit there and play a file and then repeat it back

I learned this the hard way when I actually had to speak Korean to Koreans and by the end of the trip I would literally say Ls for Rs because the moment I wasn’t Ching-Chong-ping-ponging I was getting stared at by a confused clerk wondering why the fuck Cletus was in his G25.

British is just the most common and respected. For professionally trained English, see Arch Warhammer. For cartoon trained English, see Vee.
 
Where is he getting the impression that perseverance in the face of adversity is his big problem? People laugh at him because he's a gangly,big mouthed, crooked teeth autist with the charisma of a root canal who dresses up like Naruto when he goes to the bar and asks ladies what their favorite Kirby power up is as a pickup line. The issue isn't your confidence Chibi...in fact you have too much confidence.
 
I believe chibi will fix his life, just like I believe the morning sun's always gonna shine again
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Oh. My. GOD.

I thought the "36 years old" thing was a joke you guys made up to call him a man child. No, he's genuinely 36 years old and still acting like this. Why hasn't he killed himself yet?
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It's easy to assume some of his stuff has to be a dumb teenager or young adult but no he's just that truly autistic. like he did the iwata funeral when he was 25 years old.
Chibi is what true genuine autism looks like.
 
The Year of the Chibi starts halfway through the year chuds, just wait and see, he's gonna prove you all wrong...
 
GreenHoodieGuy powiedział(a):
Wyświetl załącznik 9190122
https://youtube.com/watch?v=x3WofKiEhQM
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This seems mostly earnest. He definitely had someone else (or AI) help him write it, but for an obviously super-sperg who struggles with communication I think that's okay.

Also the "accent" people are hearing is a speech impairment thing. It's not actually an accent, but a way of speaking that adjusts for speech problems (like not being able to say certain sounds). That's why it sounds semi-British, as British people can't pronounce their R's correctly.

He should have done the video with the dog collar though, then ceremonially taken the dog collar off at the end

So, happy birthday Chibi
 
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