💼 Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

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How long will Chibi's Japan Adventure Last?

  • He's never coming back.

    Głosy: 132 17,0%
  • 1 year

    Głosy: 67 8,6%
  • 6 months

    Głosy: 86 11,1%
  • 3 months

    Głosy: 89 11,5%
  • 1 month

    Głosy: 32 4,1%
  • The job is a scam.

    Głosy: 371 47,7%

  • Łączna liczba głosujących
    777
He probably talks up that event as the reason why he is an lolcow to people he has to explain it to. Yes it’s a huge part, and what he is most known for, but it excludes his other behavior which is more damning. He’s, again, being performative.

He probably talks up that event as the reason why he is an lolcow to people he has to explain it to. Yes it’s a huge part, and what he is most known for, but it excludes his other behavior which is more damning. He’s, again, being performative.
 
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update to the earlier asspat fishing (it got no replies btw lol)

Edit: there's more
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I'd like to not be in agreement on that, it'd be nice if you didn't stay inside all day playing retarded tranny pokemon rom hacks, getting catfished and having FFX open for 100+ hours. Giving us bullshit streams with no facecam on. If only you'd be mildly entertaining like you were last year by posting on your funny JP cosplay twitter and IRL streaming. At least then you'd legitimately have the chance to socialize and somehow scrape together a small following. But nah, nigga moved to Japan to live the same exact lifestyle he did in the U.S. and complain that he's lonely and needs to change his life when he already had the perfect chance to.

Back to Michigan nontent gaijin
He's trying to go for the N3? Shoot for the stars Chibi and be just adequate because that's what it is.

The N3 is fine for most casual, everyday kinds of things but it's not that impressive especially if he doesn't have the chance to actually speak to a native Japanese person. Learning the language is one thing. Actually being able to speak it without sounding like a robot is another.

But I what I really hoped had happened was Chibi got himself a Japanese girlfriend and learned "female" language in that he started sounding like a girl when he spoke Japanese as he'd just copy her.
 
As with all true lolcows, Chibi just blames everything but himself for being a creepy sexpest. It’s was only perception that made him ruin the lives of everyone around him. It’s just treating himself poorly that made him have a violent tantrum at magnet therapy. It’s always a million reasons that end long before addressing his own childish faggotry ever comes up. It’s always what makes these people interesting to watch destroy themselves.

The events he decries are only a window into the true self of a lolcow not an origin story. He acts like he wants to break free of being a retarded loser but he never will. Theres nothing holding him back because his true self is that of a childish creepy sex obsessed clown. He’d be a pathetic loser on a deserted island with no internet, it’s just who he is. He is the scorpion in the fable and he always will be.
 
The Chibi cycle continues so perfectly, he presents himself having a moment of clarity while deflecting his own missteps. He'll be back cooped up in his room streaming to 3 people, struggling to grasp Japanese while continuing to drive off people he interacts with IRL because he's only composed of juvenile weeb interests, Nintendo, and being a sex pest. He's gonna be 40 before he knows with such a sad life, but at least he got to live in heckin' Nippon!
 
he uploaded this to his Instagram story.
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Nothing to do with Chibi but the glass in that first picture is an abomination. Why is it the shape of a pint glass when it's a mug? Those Japs don't get it
 
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trooncord update, gonna start hitting the gym
Since you mentioned the KF, I am now speaking directly to you, Adam, through a screenshot that someone sent to you on discord, or through this post that you read yourself while checking your thread.

Bro, stop telling people you're going to do something before you do it.
Your brain sees the praise you get and releases the Happy Chemicals™️ and lowers your motivation to actually put in the effort.

Also, since gym memberships are so expensive there and you're barely scraping by, how about you just do calisthenics, it's fucking free and you can do it from the comfort of your apt, or in a random park which has outdoor workout machines. That's even a good way to maybe make some friends, if you can keep your spaghetti in your pockets.
There's even websites compiling such locations.

WTF am I even doing, trying to give Chibi some decent advice? Godspeed, you sped.
 
Since you mentioned the KF, I am now speaking directly to you, Adam, through a screenshot that someone sent to you on discord, or through this post that you read yourself while checking your thread.

Bro, stop telling people you're going to do something before you do it.
Your brain sees the praise you get and releases the Happy Chemicals™️ and lowers your motivation to actually put in the effort.

Also, since gym memberships are so expensive there and you're barely scraping by, how about you just do calisthenics, it's fucking free and you can do it from the comfort of your apt, or in a random park which has outdoor workout machines. That's even a good way to maybe make some friends, if you can keep your spaghetti in your pockets.
There's even websites compiling such locations.

WTF am I even doing, trying to give Chibi some decent advice? Godspeed, you sped.
I think Chibi would really Prefer If you’d be Quiet.
 
I HAVE A BIG ANNOUNCEMENT, THIS IS HUGE! PING EVERYBODY! NOW THAT I HAVE ALL OF YOUR ATTENTION I WOULD LIKE TO ANNOUNCE I PLAN TO ENGAGE IN A WORKOUT ROUTINE, SOMETHING A MAJORITY OF THE WORLD ALREADY DOES! WHAT? When do I start? Well next week of course, there's no way I could possibly do anything now!

I love that he treats the most mundane bare-minimum as grand, it really speaks to how regardless of his pity posts he truly thinks he's someone of importance.
Do you guys think he still introduces himself as a twitch partner lmao?
 
I HAVE A BIG ANNOUNCEMENT, THIS IS HUGE! PING EVERYBODY! NOW THAT I HAVE ALL OF YOUR ATTENTION I WOULD LIKE TO ANNOUNCE I PLAN TO ENGAGE IN A WORKOUT ROUTINE, SOMETHING A MAJORITY OF THE WORLD ALREADY DOES! WHAT? When do I start? Well next week of course, there's no way I could possibly do anything now!

I love that he treats the most mundane bare-minimum as grand, it really speaks to how regardless of his pity posts he truly thinks he's someone of importance.
Do you guys think he still introduces himself as a twitch partner lmao?
Yes. Humility was never his strongest point.
 
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