FIGGIN 9/10/16 - Phil posts a suicide note - DO A FLIP, FAGGOT

[Inquisitor_BadAss]

phil your not even trying anymore. At least tell about your escape from the rifle weilding transphobes.

 

[neverendingmidi]

How many days did it take for him to post suicide notes after the forum was hidden? I mean before that he whined and bitched, but now he's in a full-on toddler tantrum at not getting attention.

 

[Florence]

Phil's the one person the Samaritans would refuse to save.

 

[MMX]

Who makes a suicide note(post) private
He cant even attention cry effectively

 

[Karen Riley]

It's funny that when we widely mocked him for his regular suicide baiting he eventually wised up and went to other ways for attention, yet since we went away from his view he's done nothing but threaten to harm himself.

This is clearly something to do with him being kicked out of the house he was staying in for the weekend because the couple he sponges off wanted some alone time. No one was willing to give him a penny for a hotel so he had no cards left to play but this one.

Even if his threats were serious I'd find it so hard to care. It's not like with Julie's suicide where there would be an element of tragedy to it. His existence is so much of a tragedy that the early conclusion of it would almost be a blessing.

 

[Melkor]

If he actually offs himself, despite the fact that the post has already been removed, I'll be surprised.

EDIT: Post hasn't been removed yet. But one person commented.

 

[Florence]

His existence is so much of a tragedy that the early conclusion of it would almost be a blessing.

Plus the people of the Bay Area would be able to breathe again.

 

[MMX]

Best tribute hes getting

 

[Fulda's Gap]

Do something cool, at least. Like ride a bicycle into a--.. oh wait.

 

[Splendid]

Reset those timers!

 

[Don't Call Anybody]

Will the corpse smell better or worse than regular Phil smell?

 

[PostRegretStressDisorder]

I'm glad that Phil will never kill himself because I still need to order my kiwi shirt and walk past him in the library and watch him do jack shit.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

 

[Vitriol]

get well soon.

 

[Ruin]

 

[0xDEADBEEF]

Just one more dead hobo in Portland.

 

[repentance]

If he actually offs himself, despite the fact that the post has already been removed, I'll be surprised.

EDIT: Post hasn't been removed yet. But one person commented.

I hope whoever commented told him to call Trans Lifeline.

 

[Tranny Dick Noballs]

Cheers Phil! Can I have your stuff?

 

[Positron]

Yawn

 

[Ruin]

I want to buy the guy who has to collect his body a beer.