FIGGIN 9/10/16 - Phil posts a suicide note - DO A FLIP, FAGGOT
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- 24 Sie 2014
Mashed.
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- 17 Kwi 2014
It would be so embarrassing to die and have your facebook picture stuck like that forever.
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- 9 Cze 2014
Phil survived. It's a 9/11 miracle! 
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- 28 Lis 2015
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- 15 Sty 2014
Thing is, where does he go from there? Once you've claimed repeatedly that you're going to off yourself and then don't do it, there really isn't anywhere else to go for asspats.
It doesn't help that he's a total drama queen. I mean, if you've got someone who's normally fairly upbeat and they start displaying warning signs, then you pay attention. But for Phil, life is this conga-line of traumatic events that he whines about constantly. Every time someone looks at him funny, it's an act of transphobic aggression. Every time someone says "no" to him, it's a bad day that will drive him to the verge of suicide. There's no courage, no making the best of a bad hand in life. Just constant moaning, interspersed with "Don't mess with Warfemme Izzy Hell, I killed 5 cis guys this morning!"
After a while, even the most ardent asspatter is going to stop thinking "omg ur so brave" and start thinking "you fucking pussy, grow a pair, oh wait you still have the last pair."
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- 27 Lis 2015
If only Phil knew, getting a job, moving to the suburbs and getting into middle-class debt is a lot like committing suicide.
Do the right thing tater, get a job!
Do the right thing tater, get a job!
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- 10 Lis 2015
Alternatively "the good die young"