FIGGIN 9/10/16 - Phil posts a suicide note - DO A FLIP, FAGGOT

[Zvantastika]

Oh no, this is very tragic. I totally forgot to buy some cookies at the store, goddammit. Yeah yeah, Phil offing itself, whatever.

My cookies

 

[obliviousbeard]

Squeal for me, boy

 

[KFC]

everyone

So hes basically saying goodbye to us and the 2-3 people who ironically visit his Facebook page every other day or so.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

On world suicide prevention day too....
probably lost his crash sofa and doesn't have the cash for a motel room, no ebeg money either.

 

[Randall Fragg]

Squeal for me, boy

 

[Pikonic]

The Facebook post is no more, just like Phil.

 

[Motherboard]

Fuckin' RIP.

 

[Ntwadumela]

 

[CWCissey]

Am I going to come back from work to see news that Phil jumped off the Jackson Building and made mash of himself?

Nah.

 

[Picklechu]

He can't even half-ass it and go sit on a bridge for three hours until someone comes and "saves" him.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

I wish I could "like" his status.

So desperate, so obvious, so very phil-like.

 

[AN/ALR56]

I hope he cuts himself like a salmon

 

[Womacker]

Rest in Pepperonis potato lad

 

[John Furrman]

I hope he remembers to take a blood thinner before slashing his wrists and doesn't do it like a pussy. You go down the alley cutting the veins, as going across the wrists is attention seeking behavior and hardly fatal.

 

[Billy_Sama]

Time to reset the counter of days of Phil not posting a suicide note online.

 

[Army Burger]

Do a flip, Philip!

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

into the fryer you go

 

[MMX]

Inb4 he crowd funds his own funeral

 

[Iamthatis]

Maybe this is Phils way of celebrating national suicide prevention day?

 

[4Macie]

And nothing of value was lost.

No one on his Facebook cared about it either.