[8 July 18] Phil "packing heat" - Substitute phallus in his pants

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I'm with you that he won't be buying from some banger or melanin-enriched street salesman.

I think he'll keep going to the range in his domestic terrorist gear sperging about Drumpf and Nazis and KF while spraying hills until someone finally notices he's retarded and makes a call.
 
How jealous do you think Philthy is that several of us Kiwis own real firearms when the best he can do is cheap Bud-K knives and airsoft? You know it's gotta chap his ass that many of the fascist Kiwi tans-muhsoggyknees that he hates so much own firearms while the poor, disabled, bullied, Translatinxyz can't own the "protection and security" (translation: props to make him feel strong and powerful and to impress people) that he sorely "deserves". Or do you think he plays mental gymnastics by telling himself that there's no way any of us could possibly own real firearms because we are all jobless losers who live in our parents basement, just to make himself feel better?
I suspect Phil is the reason Z-Hunter stays afloat.
 
I suspect Phil is the reason Z-Hunter stays afloat.

But he doesn't have any money to spend though, except when it comes to having shitty tattoos drawn onto his fatass. That, and even though he owns a phone (don't know if it's a flip phone or Android/iPhone) he probably doesn't have a single clue how to download games. I mean he can install apps like facistbook and Tumblr, but that's about it. Also, does anyone know how proficient Phil is with a computer??? We know he has one, but does he understand how it works, as in, if someone handed him a stick of ram or a HDD, would Phil know what it is and what to do with it??? My guess is that the hardware would sit around gathering dust, or Phil would try to install it himself, nad somehow manage to fuck it up.
 
My guess is that the hardware would sit around gathering dust, or Phil would try to install it himself,

Unlikely. That would require effort. He'd probably shriek on social media about requiring "technological solidarity" until someone installed it for him to shut him the fuck up.
 
You mean an act of anarchist solidarity with a fellow marginalised POC against the oppressive Trump government?

Despite his posturing, he's a very typical white male racist who hates and fears minorities. E.g., the time he threatened to call "La Migra" on a janitor who enforced his employer's policies by barring him from a women's restroom, or the way he is completely reduced to bouncing and squeaking by an older Mexican neighbor calling him "Mr. Isabella."

Or the time he got beat up by a skinny white hippie at Occupy for being a complete shithead, and blamed it on a "bunch of black guys."

Have you ever seen a picture of him with a black person?

On top of that, he chose to move to the whitest city in the country.
 
Have you ever seen a picture of him with a black person?

On top of that, he chose to move to the whitest city in the country.

Well no, but I've hardly ever seen him a picture of him with anyone to be fair. Most of the ones I've seen are him alone trying to look sexy or threatening or both.

If that's the case though, I'd pay real money to see him arrange to buy a gun only to be encountered by a big black guy with his equally black friends. He'd probably shit his pants thinking these fellow POCs are going to wreck him, and no one would notice because he already stinks of shit anyway.
 
I bet he can't shoot for shit. He's better off with the baseball bat.
Given that all we’ve ever seen of him actually firing a gun consists of him wildly shooting at a hillside while his flabby arms shake with recoil, I’d say the target area is probably the safest place to be.
 
Does this airsoft gun have an orange tip? Or can we expect Phil to get shot by cops if he decides to try replacing his balls by reaching for a shitty airsoft gun when out in public?
You know, there was a time when I would have said, “Even Phil wouldn’t be that stupid,” but the past few weeks have really opened my eyes.
 
Does this airsoft gun have an orange tip? Or can we expect Phil to get shot by cops if he decides to try replacing his balls by reaching for a shitty airsoft gun when out in public?
It's a pellet gun and they aren't required to have orange tips, that kind doesn't. It's also not even a good pellet gun, because Phil has to manage to do everything wrong including faking owning a firearm.
 
Does this airsoft gun have an orange tip? Or can we expect Phil to get shot by cops if he decides to try replacing his balls by reaching for a shitty airsoft gun when out in public?

If he actually saw a cop, he'd just waddle off impotently, and post selfies of himself making his "I just shit myself" face that he thinks is threatening, while claiming he was harassed by a dozen pigs. More likely he pulls it on some rando and gets the cops called on him. He's super identifiable. Almost nobody looks like that much of a tattooed sped with retard scrawlings all over him.
 
If he actually saw a cop, he'd just waddle off impotently, and post selfies of himself making his "I just shit myself" face that he thinks is threatening, while claiming he was harassed by a dozen pigs. More likely he pulls it on some rando and gets the cops called on him. He's super identifiable. Almost nobody looks like that much of a tattooed sped with exceptional individual scrawlings all over him.
He could be dressed head to toe in black and those autistic, dead fish-eyes would be a clear giveaway it's Phil.
 
Incoming gunsperging
1.adjudication means court-ordered commitment. he is not committed now or previously to my knowledge unless you want to point that out. adjudication can have many other stipulations like staying with a relative, not driving a car, taking medication, et c.
2. a restraining order generally expires after a time period and someone would have to constantly renew it. restraining orders are limited by jurisdiction, so if it isn't reported to NICS, this will no preclude a "proceed".
3. a DV conviction is about the same as point 2: it must be entered into NICS by a reporting agency to be effective.

there is very little stopping Phil from legally purchasing a gun from a dealer. it would be even easier for Phil to purchase privately, however i doubt he has the interpersonal skills to do either task. or the money. or the drive/self control.

Next saga - Phil gets arrested for firearms offences because he painted the orange tip black to make it look like a real gun.
this is not a crime, generally, if you own the toy. it's an import requirement, and most jurisdictions require it for sale as well. some (read CA and NY) require the entire toy to be transparent or an obvious "non-gun" coloring.

How the buggery do you manage to jam so many bullets in the barrel without exploding it?

"Hmm the bullet didn't come out, maybe I should just keep shooting."
S&W testing barrel strength with squib loads. this is done to ensure safety of the manufacturing process. revolvers can generally safely handle a squib or two without much danger, although it's a bad sign that you encounter a squib to begin with.

also that's your "immediate action" when encountering a stoppage with a revolver - you squeeze the trigger again. unlike an automatic which involves tap/rack/bang. this is gunfighting techniques 101.

It's a pellet gun and they aren't required to have orange tips, that kind doesn't. It's also not even a good pellet gun, because Phil has to manage to do everything wrong including faking owning a firearm.
i'm not even sure what pellet gun it is... i sell some Gamo, RWS, Anschutz, Beeman, and Daisy, and none on my shelves look like it close enough and i cover a wide range. it might be some shit one i don't sell TBH.

speaking on it though, it appears to be a Tavor of some kind with a cheap tasco/barska red dot sight, and anAR of some kind with a different model tasco/barska red dot. on the table is some sort of long arm, possibly a mil surp scoped rifle, some handgun magaziznes. on the left are three soft rifle cases. none of these are Phil's unless this is literally his 1st day owning them.

the Tavor alone is about $1500 and goes up, depending on features, and the cheapest AR is around $500. not including accessories, ammunition.

he has poor shooting stance - too "soft" and not supporting the rifles, his feet aren't positioned well to stabilize aim, and he isn't using his shoulder or cheek properly. likewise it seems he is forcing his head down to the weapon instead of adjusting the weapon's sights up into his eye's plane of vision - a common mistake that will result is very low or very high shots off target. his hips forward will likewise tend to shoot high, but on paper, and his left handedness will drift shots to the right.

i honestly can't readily identify the pistol from the image shown. that's a retarded way to carry one though - should it need to be drawn is his plan to pull the entire thing up through his belt, or push it down into the pocket and then upwards? that motion has a pretty solid chance of ejecting the magazine as the release is typically right between the rear of the trigger guard and the grip.

secondly it vaguely looks like a Walther PPS or XD-9, but is lacking any of the features of either gun, it just has a vague resemblance. there is no obvious slide release either, just a disassembly lever. usually when you see a handgun with a "line" like that on the grip, it is a compact or subcompact with a larger capacity magazine and a grip extension - however i don't recognize that particular magazine style as most magazine extensions are pretty flat as the grip of a compact or subcompact is equally relatively flat, maybe with a small stair step. and what's with the red (pink?) lettering on slide? there is unlikely to be an ejection port at that position, so that's some milling to lighten/stylize the slide, similar to a USP or S&W M&P, but it isn't that from the features of the frame.

might be a pellet gun, but i don't know which one. cheap pellet guns can be dangerous as the alloy they're made of can rupture and injure a shooter.
 
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