[8 July 18] Phil "packing heat" - Substitute phallus in his pants

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flossman powiedział(a):
Oh, you know he would miss and shoot himself. The bullet would ricochet off of a couple pieces of metal in the bus and hit spuds right in shoulder.
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My version of this would be that he'd try to pull out his garbage gun, shoot himself in the foot and or gut due to shit trigger discipline and holster/gun choice, and then shit his pants horribly as he meows in agony and gets arrested for the saddest attempt at manslaughter ever. But he'd only do this after feeling safe enough due to being a massive chicken, so probably if it was on a bus filled with people he'd think would support him. Bonus points for the hypothetical kiwi if they film it and upload it to liveleaks.
 
Pepito powiedział(a):
Is the potato a leftie? Because if he's not, he's cross-drawing and with his metal belt fatflap above the hammer like that, he'll shoot himself trying to pull it out. That, of course, if it were a real gun and not an airsoft as everyone can clearly see for the lack of a magazine.

It's a gun, Phil, not a samurai sword, you don't need swing momentum. Draw it from the side of your dominant hand.



Ok, that image confirms he's right handed. Also, what worries me the most is not his autistic stance but the fact that nobody there in the Separatist Army of Muh Feelings corrected him or held his back. Firing like that is dangerous as you can fall back and shot someone by accident.
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To be honest, I wouldn't be surprised if the people who were with him purposely refused to hold his back hoping he would end up either giving himself a raccoon eye, or shooting himself. Also, there's going to be a day when someone decides they've heard enough of your half ass lame excuses and calls the police/FBI, phil.Of course, if it ever happens, which it probably won't, either Phil will draw his gun at the door, yell at them to go away and something about latinx plbullshit and end up shot, or they will question him and we'll get a nice long rant/temper tantrum directed towards us on Facebook/Tumblr.
 
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The Fool powiedział(a):
I imagine it didn't even occur to phil to actually shoot at something or practice aiming. He just wanted to shoot the gun, like sitting on daddy's lap while he drives the big truck.
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Phil probably thinks it’ll be like in the movies, where he’ll be surrounded by Kiwis and every one of their shots go wide and every one of his hits its target first time.
 
HickoryDickory powiedział(a):
I've seen people use the cases as lipstick tubes and jewelry parts. ADF should totes go all Etsy and make a necklace out of them. It would be like wearing the ears of his enemies... To him, anyways.
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Yup it's pretty common to see used brass as jewelry. Mrs Bass knows I do some social upscale things and is such a sweetie she endures my autism talking about guns and found on etsy some 9mm ones.. but knows I'm a 10mm whore so she stole some of my brass and I have 10mm cuff links now.

There's also almost always some old fuck who steals brass to reload god I hate them.

Outside of arts and crafts and reloading spent brass is not much worth while, I also have a .50 cal bottle opener a friend made me, I'll try to remember to snap a pic and host it, because it's also the best damn bottle opener I own, next to a gun (makarovs are made to open bottles no joke)

As of today I checked my local scrap yard, 1.90 a lb for the brass used in casing. and for ammo like 223 you'd need a few boxes at very least to make up for it and assuming they got some rem white box brass ammo (lower end stuff) a single box is 10 bucks... so you'd have to spend 30-40 bucks to get 2 on spent casing.

But since these people are lol cows, I assume they got shitty cheap ammo (not that it's bad for plinking) and soft steel case like wolf that's just pot metal.
 
Phil would be the person to replicate this:
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How jealous do you think Philthy is that several of us Kiwis own real firearms when the best he can do is cheap Bud-K knives and airsoft? You know it's gotta chap his ass that many of the fascist Kiwi tans-muhsoggyknees that he hates so much own firearms while the poor, disabled, bullied, Translatinxyz can't own the "protection and security" (translation: props to make him feel strong and powerful and to impress people) that he sorely "deserves". Or do you think he plays mental gymnastics by telling himself that there's no way any of us could possibly own real firearms because we are all jobless losers who live in our parents basement, just to make himself feel better?
 
AnOminous powiedział(a):
Be Florida Man.

I can't imagine the thought processes. "Hmm the bullet didn't come out, maybe I should just keep shooting."
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I could have sworn it was something they did to test the strength of their barrels. It was done in laboratory conditions from what I remember hearing about it. Turns out from what I've read online is that this is a common thing with squib loads in revolvers because people keep pulling the trigger and it just gives you a barrel full of bullets if you're lucky it doesn't explode.

Back in the day S&W and Ruger were in constant competition (still are but it was pretty fierce back when revolvers were the go to handgun) to show who had the superior product. There's an ad they made back in the day dogging on Rugers. Basically something like "There's no argument that thicker is better with burgers and shakes" above a picture of a shake and a burger with a patty shaped like a revoler with a distinct Ruger GP100 grip actually next to it that is clearly meant to reference that Rugers are beefier in size and weight than S&Ws of the same type of revolver. The SP101 is massive compared to the S&W J Frames that are generally airweights and what not. Personally I like both but unless you're really going to fire some seriously overpressured rounds, both will outlast you and your great grandchildren.
 
Alex Krycek powiedział(a):
Incoming gunsperging:

There's absolutely no way he owns an authentic firearm unless he obtained it illegally, did a Private Sale, or it's just a range gun he rented and I would guess this isn't the case. He probably wouldn't (okay shouldn't) buy a firearm from a criminal and post about it online. I doubt he has the cash to pony up for a Private Sale, so it's likely a range gun or some buddy's gun. More likely it's a pellet gun though really.

In order for him to make a purchase legitimately, he would have to pass a background check with the National Instant Criminal Background Check System (NICS). Here are the guidelines for who a person prohibited from purchasing:

A prohibited person is one who:

Has been convicted in any court of a crime punishable by imprisonment for a term exceeding one year;
Is under indictment for a crime punishable by imprisonment for a term exceeding one year;
Is a fugitive from justice;
Is an unlawful user of or addicted to any controlled substance;
Has been adjudicated as a mental defective or committed to a mental institution;
Is illegally or unlawfully in the United States;
Has been discharged from the Armed Forces under dishonorable conditions;
Having been a citizen of the United States, has renounced U.S. citizenship;
Is subject to a court order that restrains the person from harassing, stalking, or threatening an intimate partner or child of such intimate partner;
Has been convicted in any court of a "misdemeanor crime of domestic violence", a defined term in 18 U.S.C. 921(a)(33)[23]

He fits at least 2, maybe 3 of the criteria listed and lives in a State where they aren't in any way lax about that kind of shit. There's no way any NICS operator gave him a Proceed unless it was their first day and thought they were filling out a form for Arizona or something and even then they just took Phil's answers at face value. No fucking way in hell.
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Eh, I don't have that much faith in NICS. Garbage in, garbage out. Devin Kelley, Cho Seung Hui, Dylan Roof... just three off the top of my head that should have easily been flagged in NICS but weren't because of incompetence. Who knows whether he would pass.

That said, I think he'd be too scared to step into a gun store and try so that's good news.
 
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