[8 July 18] Phil "packing heat" - Substitute phallus in his pants

[Jaimas]

Nice day-glow orange sights there Phil. Really sells the "totally legit" weapon you have there.

 

[Four-Wheeled Fedora]

It's the beginning of the month he bought a real cheap airsoft pistol with his tugboat, mystery solved.

 

[Le Pew]

He's going to end up putting a round through the ceiling or Toren with how much he loves posing for pictures holding his toys.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

An airgun pellet in an open wound would be immensely painful. Normally this isn’t a point that needs to be made, but... Phil.

 

[Billy_Sama]

It's the beginning of the month he bought a real cheap airsoft pistol with his tugboat, mystery solved.

A real gun would cut into Phil's tattoo budget.

 

[AnOminous]

So his only option is to work with his fantasy where he’s surrounded by Kiwi agents, and invent encounters. Except that won’t work, because the obvious question would arise as to why he hasn’t been arrested - the idiot’s posted enough threats online that he’d get lifted by the polis immediately.

He's also too mentally retarded to drive a bicycle, much less a car. I also don't think they sell tricycles in gargantuan fatass size.

A real gun would cut into Phil's tattoo budget.

He should just get a tattoo of a gun. I don't think this mental midget knows the difference between a thing and a tattoo of a thing.

 

[Zebedee]

I guess you could say after 10 years of attention whoring he's finally a professional.

A "Prohoe" one may say.

 

[Graffiti canvas]

I wonder why, if he actually "has" a "real" gun, he did his autistic designs out of spent casings instead of unfired rounds for his "real" gun. You'd think if he had a "real" gun, he'd also have at least 50-100 rounds for it in a box.

That would have been WAAAY more intimidating.

 

[wes]

He's also too mentally exceptional to drive a bicycle, much less a car. I also don't think they sell tricycles in gargantuan fatass size.

The next step in Phil's ANTIFA plans involves him strapping the gun to a supermarket scooter to deliver swift and quick revenge to the Kiwi Fascists. (Segways are too expensive and dangerous for his intelligence bracket)

 

[Pubic Enemy #1]

The only heat Phil is packing is the fiery heat coming from his horrific infected sideways vagina

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I didn't know it was possible to be this addicted to asspats.

 

[Very Honest Content]

Normally, whacking your junk off to spite an internet forum, even this one, is the end of the stupidity in public for most dumb men because of buyer's remorse.

For Phil, it's just one more floor stop on the elevator into the bowels of hell.

 

[nvrwastetree]

Ok, it's been said, but as a gun sperg I feel the need to reiterate, because this shit is not funny:
Do not ever carry a firearm in this fashion. Many CCW-friendly pistols do not have a traditional safety, and can discharge accidentally if handled by an idiot. Even a holster must be carefully researched to ensure it's built to safely and correctly conceal a pistol.
Don't be a Phil, folks. He's gonna shoot his neovagina off. Do your research and spend the money for safe carry.

Edit:
Pocket and waistband carrying is an issue because you know what else is at about that height?
Guard rails. Door handles. Trash cans. About a million fucking things that can bump up against it. If it's not in a proper holster that protects the trigger? Any one of those things is a potential shot, and if that's Phil, whatever, but if the barrel is pointed backwards or who the fuck knows where? That can be another human being. That can be a 9-year old. That can be a mother of 3.
Seriously, I wanna laugh, but this isn't fucking funny. This is dangerously irresponsible if he's carrying this around, to the point that I would ask anyone in touch with him to pressure him into buying a proper holster for it. He can play like some fucking Antifa cowboy shit, I don't care, but waistband carry kills people.

And you honestly think Phil gives a shit about killing another innocent person??? This is a idiot who, every single day posts something about wanting to kill kiwis or antifa, and he even thinks random people walking down the street are kiwis. Just like Chris, Phil is selfish, disgusting, and only cares about himself.

 

[Ravenor]

It's the beginning of the month he bought a real cheap airsoft pistol with his tugboat, mystery solved.

Agreed the Tug came into port recently, and considering that it was likely Friday (if memory serves) that's going to be about average for him to place an order, and have it delivered yesterday or today.

Also Phil, If this is real pop the Mag and show us it loaded, it's about the only way we are going to believe you.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

Next saga - Phil gets arrested for firearms offences because he painted the orange tip black to make it look like a real gun. Kiwis, naturally, are responsible because we didn't adhere to his "peace process."

Song semi-relevant.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

Agreed the Tug came into port recently, and considering that it was likely Friday (if memory serves) that's going to be about average for him to place an order, and have it delivered yesterday or today.

Also Phil, If this is real pop the Mag and show us it loaded, it's about the only way we are going to believe you.

As Phil is perpetually just a poor imitation of Christine Chandler, this whole ruse is basically his version of waving Megatron around.

 

[Nobunaga]

Hey phil, seeing as how you cant aim for shit and dox for shit im gonna do the work for you
Autist of dojima real name: Donald John Trump
Family members:
Fred Trump
Mary Anne MacLeod
Ivana Zelnícková
Marla Maples
Melania Trump
Sons: Donald Jr., Ivanka, Eric, Tiffany and Barron Trump
Cellphone: 212-836-3249
Postcode: 10022
725 5th Ave, New York, NY 10022, EE. UU.
So come and get me phil, if you have the balls...oh wait

 

[nvrwastetree]

I'm not a gun sperg, and even I know those aren't bullets, just empty casings. Which I guess makes them a fitting medium with which to render his preferred political symbols in a fit of teenage edgelordery.

Phil's the kind of tard that would take a actual hammer and nails to the back of a bullet if someone told him that it's the correct way to look threatening while firing a gun. Have fun blowing your hand off fatfuck.

 

[sperginity]

There's absolutely no way he owns an authentic firearm

could Toren in theory purchase a firearm legitimately? It doesn't have to officially be Phil's, just in Phil's apartment to be a danger to society.

 

[nvrwastetree]

could Toren in theory purchase a firearm legitimately? It doesn't have to officially be Phil's, just in Phil's apartment to be a danger to society.

I don't think toren could either. Think about it for a second. They're both fucking dumb as a goldfish, they both have been arrested for doing something stupid, and I have no doubt that both have been voluntarily committed to a mental Ward for attention. So no. Besides the only thing toren ever wants to buy is dildos, weed, and cheap ass vodka.