Surgery [23 May 18] - Bowel Prep & Stalking Adventures - with $2 laxatives bought six months ago

[nvrwastetree]

Did anyone save any of the videos in this thread? Apparently while on the table Phil filed complains to youtube and had all those vids taken down.

Phil is afraid of us.

Lol only someone as dumb as Phil would report his videos so they are taken down instead of you know...deleting them. But then again, this is the guy who's lying out his ass about a imaginary surgery. Hopefully, YouTube gave him copyright strike.

 

[JSGOTI]

It would appear that the videos removal is not because of Phil this time around. He learned his lesson the last time that he tried to claim copyright on his videos.

This one, lucas has decided to go on a transphobic rampage and abuse the automated report system to claim -all- my videos and get my account immediately terminated.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/lucas...chi-rimjob-bob-etc.25832/page-25#post-3395725

Replacement will be up in the AM for these videos.

 

[HickoryDickory]

To be fair, the picture of Phil wearing the Halloween costume witch hat while waving laxative was pretty ridiculous even by Phil's low standards. I wish I'd had the foresight to at least screen cap that shit but eh, not like he won't do something else equally embarrassing within a month or so.

So, he'll post another one where he's jerking off?

 

[Tragi-Chan]

We still have the caps of him drinking laxative and boasting about how much he's farting, so that's still a KF win.

 

[Positron]

BTW this is the "sangria" he drank:

Cherry flavor!

 

[Tragi-Chan]

BTW this is the "sangria" he drank:
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Cherry flavor!

All the evidence we’ve seen suggests that Phil is the kind of guy who gets “wasted” after a single glass of wine, so I’d be surprised if he’s ever tasted sangria or even knows what it is.

 

[The Un-Clit]

is that an american thing? In Canada I've had to buy my own pre surgery stuff, including antibacterial scrubs/sponge.

Yeah, I had to buy my own bottle of citro-mag before my colonoscopy a few years back. (which turned out to be totally uneeded, the problem was a massive kidney stone.)
At least you will never need more then 1 bottle of the stuff which is not expensive and even tastes decent.

To confirm, you ARE supposed to chug it like a soda if you are getting any surgery that requires you to be completely empty. Just make sure you are WELL hydrated before you take it, and be in range of a toilet for the next 8 hours or so as your body pulls every ounce of water it can find out of your tissues and dumps it into your intestines to get the stuff out of you. Also as was mentioned above, once your bowels are clear you will spray diluted stomach acid in volume, and irritate the shit (lol) out of your cornhole in the process. You will be as empty as a newborn once the stuff finally clears.

Well now that you know way too much about a pre-op bowel cleanse, back on topic.

It seems up here in Canada that everything done inside the hospital is covered, but unless it's by doctor's perscription everything outside you are on the hook for, unless you have supplementary health coverage.