Surgery [23 May 18] - Bowel Prep & Stalking Adventures - with $2 laxatives bought six months ago

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Because there were a few times one was and has snapped pics of him. (A couple times on/near the bus, Whole Foods, on the street)

The rest is just ADF's fantasy.
Y-you mean someone took photos of a guy who broadcasts his whereabouts all the time? Colour me shocked.

Ultimately, it's all a game. He wants to pretend that we're dangerous stalkers and he's this wily urban ninja thwarting us at every turn, just as he wishes he had a badass friend named Xochi and that he could be more than the fat white man he is. I think it actually upsets him that no matter how much he goads us and how much information he gives us, we don't care enough to take an active part in his life. He wishes we were following him around and invading his home.
 
Cue the 45 pages of "But wait, guys, this could be real? Is Phil really getting GRS?!"

No, he isn't.

I do like the commitment. He's gonna have a miserable 24 hours just to keep up a fantasy nobody else bought.

It would be hilarious if he ended up going to the ER because he overdosed on laxatives and magnesium citrate (if that's possible??), Only to post a picture of him in bed saying, "day one with new vagina, fuck you kiwis." Or, what would be better is if he ended up shitting himself so bad, that slingblade told him to take some immodium ad, and he ends up taking all 24/48 pills, making it so he gets backed up for a week and cannot complete his bowel prep. Either way, we will rediculed and laugh at his retarded ass.

The bottle’s already open, so probably doesn’t even contain laxative. Probably cleaned out an old bottle from when he was last bunged up. I’ve never taken laxative, but are you supposed to chug it like soda

Sure, if intestinal distress is your ultimate goal. You guzzle down a whole bottle of OTC laxatives and you'll shit yourself a new bedroom. The stuff you get from a doctor is supposed to be guzzled down, because it has chemicals in it that make it so you shit, but you don't end up shitting you large intestine out with it.
 
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Starting from last night, we have his second round of 'dick snip sangria', but for some peculiar reason, he's decided to whip out that old witch hat and top, while wearing mirrored shades to try and hide the pain in his eyes of knowing that all of this act is for naught.

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Totally not a fetish powiedział(a):
"Can't wait to destroy the dick my... mmmh, yeah *creepy fucking giggling*"

I have daddy issues powiedział(a):
"My dick is gonna get chopped off. I get destroy the very thing my daddy touched 21 years ago. Yeah, I have daddy issues"

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A Rotting Spud powiedział(a):
CW - Childhood Sexual Assault mention, Transmisogyny .
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In 35 Hours I get final revenge on my Father for his 1997 Childhood Sexual Assault against me.
I still remember the time he said " I don't want a faggot for a son" at the first sign I was not living up to his toxic masculine expectations he placed upon me.

Every day I continue to live as a transgender woman is a big fuck you to him, people like him, Kiwi Farms stalkers, TERFs.

In 35 Hours I finally get the opportunity to destroy the unwanted genitalia my father touched in 1997 through GRS Surgery.

Dad hating season is early this year!

Also, to directly respond to the farms and our claims of him not opening the laxatives on stream, his first dose this morning is a new video of him doing exactly that.
Though to go along with it, is the creepy statement of "23 hours until my dick gets chopped off, and I'm loving it"

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/24-ma...fear-of-being-disappeared-by-the-state.43484/
 
Ha ha amazing, Phil is literally gloating about shitting himself. Satire is officially dead.

Also, nice try on the “opening the bottle on camera” thing, fat boy, but putting nail varnish around the cap of an already-opened bottle so it cracks when you unscrew it is the oldest trick in the book.
 
Taking chugs off that laxative bottle is straight out of Jackass. It's a real shame Toren missed out on the opportunity to record him shitting his pants an hour later wearing rollerblades or something equally zany. That would have been a great CKY tribute video.
 
He honestly seems to think getting his dick cut off is a legitimate avenue for revenge.
It’s such a bizarre thing. Everyone knows Daddy Rape Day is a lie, yet he keeps at it. Pretty sure they don’t let you have surgery to get revenge against a man you haven’t seen in years for something that never happened. That’s a pretty big red flag right there.
 
He still sounds like a cis man. Phil has never bought up MTF voice training/therapy. Why hasn't he had voice therapy? There are websites, apps, and programs dedicated to transwomen voice training, and some of them are free. Phil is still too lazy to attempt to sound like a woman. A magical snatch will not make him magically pass as a woman. He still looks like a man and sounds like a man.
 
You don't take bowel prep before stopping solid food - shit you don't take bowel prep 3 days for anything.

I don't know shit about GRS but 5 minutes in google tells me you prep within 24 hours of the procedure when you switch to liquid. For non-colon based ops you don't necessarily take the shit in the gallon jug; sometimes you do take the OTC stuff.
 
Why would "the state" waste it's time, energy, and tax payer dollars on "disappearing" someone as unimportant, irrelevant, and harmless as Phil? He seems to think that just because he got visited by the Feds once many years ago because of one of his scribbles, it must mean they see him as a major threat and someone they'll always keep tabs on. Truth is that no one gives a shit about some fat shut-in too terrified of people from a gossip forum that he rarely leaves his pigsty apartment.

You don't take bowel prep before stopping solid food - shit you don't take bowel prep 3 days for anything.

I don't know shit about GRS but 5 minutes in google tells me you prep within 24 hours of the procedure when you switch to liquid. For non-colon based ops you don't necessarily take the shit in the gallon jug; sometimes you do take the OTC stuff.

Phil is too lazy to even do a quick, cursory internet search so he can at least sound like he knows what he's talking about. It's been a common theme the entire time he's been a lolcow. If he actually put a little effort in then maybe people would buy the bullshit he's serving. Instead, everyone laughs because his lies are so pathetic and it makes him look like clown shoes.
 
You know what’s funny? With most cows, getting them to abandon their dignity to the point where they’d make videos about how they were shitting themselves and cutting their dicks off would have required some serious blackmail material. Even Chris at his worst never did anything this pathetic, yet here’s Phil making an ass of himself entirely of his own volition.
 
He still sounds like a cis man. Phil has never bought up MTF voice training/therapy. Why hasn't he had voice therapy? There are websites, apps, and programs dedicated to transwomen voice training, and some of them are free. Phil is still too lazy to attempt to sound like a woman. A magical snatch will not make him magically pass as a woman. He still looks like a man and sounds like a man.

He claimed he had appointments booked for it earlier this year so maybe this is really the best he can do....or he ofcourse lied.
 
You know what’s funny? With most cows, getting them to abandon their dignity to the point where they’d make videos about how they were shitting themselves and cutting their dicks off would have required some serious blackmail material. Even Chris at his worst never did anything this pathetic, yet here’s Phil making an ass of himself entirely of his own volition.

Most cows aren't as desperately starved for attention as Phil is. Phil's life is so bankrupt of substance and meaning that some randos on a gossip forum merely talking about him make him feel like his life has meaning and validation. That's how pathetically irrelevant Phil is, and that's why he's constantly making up ridiculously obvious lies just to get us talking about him. It's sad, really.
 
I like the idea of this fat cocksucker spending several days shitting for surgery he isn't even having.

Enjoy the feces, Toren!

Y-you mean someone took photos of a guy who broadcasts his whereabouts all the time? Colour me shocked.

Ultimately, it's all a game. He wants to pretend that we're dangerous stalkers and he's this wily urban ninja thwarting us at every turn, just as he wishes he had a badass friend named Xochi and that he could be more than the fat white man he is. I think it actually upsets him that no matter how much he goads us and how much information he gives us, we don't care enough to take an active part in his life. He wishes we were following him around and invading his home.

This is a man who has spent literally years just pretending to chop off his own cock. That is his goal in life.

And it will never happen.

A man whose sole dream is emasculation, and he can't even achieve that.
 
Like quite a few here have already mentioned you don't get over the counter stuff when you're prepping for a procedure. I had to drink a gallon of clear, semi-salty and vaguely cherry flavored liquid in a day plus take a few laxatives. By the end I swore I was going to have to clutch the toilet in fear of launching off of it. The gallon solution is designed to clean you out while the laxative is there to get you to flush it out of your system. All Phil is doing is giving himself the shits.
 
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