Surgery [23 May 18] - Bowel Prep & Stalking Adventures - with $2 laxatives bought six months ago

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The Littlest Shitlord powiedział(a):
But he is getting revenge, against the one person who is the source of all of his problems: Phil himself.
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Yeah, this is the ultimate irony of Phil’s life. No matter what he does to get at others, it just makes his own life worse. Some would take that as a sign to stop being a shithead, but not old Phil.

Cutting your dick off as revenge for molestation makes no sense. That’s like saying, “Good luck stealing my car now I’ve set fire to it!”
 
Tragi-Chan powiedział(a):
Yeah, this is the ultimate irony of Phil’s life. No matter what he does to get at others, it just makes his own life worse. Some would take that as a sign to stop being a shithead, but not old Phil.

Cutting your dick off as revenge for molestation makes no sense. That’s like saying, “Good luck stealing my car now I’ve set fire to it!”
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I hate myself for this BUT
for a "guy" who hates his duck so much he has no problems using it to get off, it's almost as if he didn't have dysphoria that time behind the bins with violet the goblin queen.
 
The Dude powiedział(a):
Most cows aren't as desperately starved for attention as Phil is. Phil's life is so bankrupt of substance and meaning that some randos on a gossip forum merely talking about him make him feel like his life has meaning and validation. That's how pathetically irrelevant Phil is, and that's why he's constantly making up ridiculously obvious lies just to get us talking about him. It's sad, really.
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What makes it even sadder is Phil's whole existence past the age of 15 has been dominated by a desire to have people pay attention to him, the thing is being noticeable for something worthy or improving people outside of himself is hard and taxing work so he half arsed it by being as repugnant as he could in a community he still felt would accept him after and for a while that worked but then he became too much of a joke for him to be worth supporting.

Leaving people like us who just sitback and laugh.

MasterDisaster powiedział(a):
By the end I swore I was going to have to clutch the toilet in fear of launching off of it.
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Yea I've seen that perscription stuff in action and the results are not pleasant, the closest I ever had to it was a really nasty case of food poisoning that was caused by an undercooked burger in Wales and I never want to experience that again, neither does the person I know who had the prescription for it there is no way you can be that chipper as he is in the videos while shitting your own body weight.

MMX powiedział(a):
He also forgot he was getting facial feminisation and huge fake tit's to wear to get him ready for a boob job.
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While it was a lie he forgot, there is a growing trend in some Surgical circles involved in SRS to not offer FFS unless it's likely to have results because of the legal liability it opens themselves up to when a Troon with a face only a mother could love isn't happy they don't end up looking like Emma Watson, Tailor Swift etc.

The boob job though wouldn't have any effect on Phil his Manaries are already big enough.
 
Phil is always creepy but the way he giggles like a school girl over the thought of his alleged molestation is just really gross. I know he always is gross but the way behaves on video it is like he is just getting off on the thought alone.
 
Goddessoftheshire powiedział(a):
Phil is always creepy but the way he giggles like a school girl over the thought of his alleged molestation is just really gross. I know he always is gross but the way behaves on video it is like he is just getting off on the thought alone.
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It's Phils version of Kai's Giggle Exhale, but it's a little more insidious than that because he has a genuine Rape Fetish.
 
Stockpiling on laxatives? Jesus fucking Christ Phil, are you retarded or something? You don't need to take all this Nurgle shit so seriously. On the other hand I'm sure the drunken ogre you live with appreciates your faeces smeared all over the walls of your shared bathroom, all for the sake of "showing Kiwi Farms," or whatever you think you're doing.
 
Mogambo powiedział(a):
Stockpiling on laxatives? Jesus fucking Christ Phil, are you exceptional or something? You don't need to take all this Nurgle shit so seriously. On the other hand I'm sure the drunken ogre you live with appreciates your faeces smeared all over the walls of your shared bathroom, all for the sake of "showing Kiwi Farms," or whatever you think you're doing.
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What, you don't keep an entire medicine cabinet full of various types of laxatives? Fuckin' weirdo.
 
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Starting from last night, we have his second round of 'dick snip sangria', but for some peculiar reason, he's decided to whip out that old witch hat and top, while wearing mirrored shades to try and hide the pain in his eyes of knowing that all of this act is for naught.

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https://youtube.com/watch?v=vbwA9BH3Zz4https://youtube.com/watch?v=85I3DOxcSUA
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3pj3JcPDn_0

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Also, to directly respond to the farms and our claims of him not opening the laxatives on stream, his first dose this morning is a new video of him doing exactly that.
Though to go along with it, is the creepy statement of "23 hours until my dick gets chopped off, and I'm loving it"
https://youtube.com/watch?v=CmwHOqHMaP8
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/24-ma...fear-of-being-disappeared-by-the-state.43484/
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Funny, it looks like tardass deleted fucking everything. Does anyone have a reupload???
 
Triggered Fivehead powiedział(a):
Is that what he does every day anyway?
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Nah wrong cow...you want the Chris Chan forum. But Phil is going to end up shitting himself and doing nothing, probably got himself dehydrated, hence why he's visiting the hospital today.

Mogambo powiedział(a):
Stockpiling on laxatives? Jesus fucking Christ Phil, are you exceptional or something? You don't need to take all this Nurgle shit so seriously. On the other hand I'm sure the drunken ogre you live with appreciates your faeces smeared all over the walls of your shared bathroom, all for the sake of "showing Kiwi Farms," or whatever you think you're doing.
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Shit when slingblade comes home to find the apartment reeking of shit, shit smeared on the walls, and the toilet left unflushed I hope Phil plans on not returning home for awhile because I think he may get his ass kicked for this one.
 
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To be fair, the picture of Phil wearing the Halloween costume witch hat while waving laxative was pretty ridiculous even by Phil's low standards. I wish I'd had the foresight to at least screen cap that shit but eh, not like he won't do something else equally embarrassing within a month or so.
 
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