Tattoos 10/04/17 Phil's New 'Do & Tattoo - Taking Bulldyke Too Far

[ForgedBlades]

Beauty Salon, Gifts, Deli, Pub, Hearing Aids, Antiques,
Upholstery

I think that place is trying to do too much.

 

[Quack]

"So, You're a Tattooist"- Fedora had to wear one colour, but ah, fuck it, what's composition matter anyway? Still, he gets points for noticeably avoiding contact with the big green monster, who has to scrawl her 'gender' on the inner brim of her hat.

Looking at this lot, far from wondering how they would accept Phil I have to imagine their clientele being mostly dirt-covered potatoes. So, who's next to have needles pushed into them at this place?

 

[JSGOTI]

I can't grasp what exactly the bolt cutters mean.

"boltcutters #squatting #animalliberation"

That was the accompanying hashtags on that post.

So my belief is that the bolt cutters represent the right to break into places and squat, as well as the right to break into labs and farms and liberate the animals.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

"boltcutters #squatting #animalliberation"

That was the accompanying hashtags on that post.

So my belief is that the bolt cutters represent the right to break into places and squat, as well as the right to break into labs and farms and liberate the animals.

What if the animals were into being chained up, Phil? God, what a kink-shaming shitlord.

 

[Flame the Sunbird]

Phil got tattooed by his clones. It's pictures like this that make want to pull a Bugs Bunny and saw the East Coast off the continent and let it float into the giant trash gyre where it belongs.

Just guessing here: gay, trans man, butch lez, gay, , CIS woman, gay/"bicurious," hipster/gay? I suspect Phil will have many more visits here.

 

[Billy_Sama]

I got idea for a rad body mod for Phil for his head.

Spoiler

 

[Holdek]

So as we all know, Phil went and got his nose ring sized up once again, yesterday. I'm sure that @TrippinKahlua has already drank bleach because of that picture alone. But, it seems that our intrepid spud has gone out on another adventure.

Today, it would appear that he waddled around town to not only get a new haircut, but he found some back-alley scratcher to cheat on Sonju with, until he moves to Portland himself. And I'll just let the pictures speak for themselves, because it's not a tattoo that I'd pay money for. Thats the sort of thing you let your drunk friend put on you while blackout drunk, because it seemed like a good idea at the time.

For all his complaints of penury, he’s fat. He’d make a tasty meal for peasants during the Great Leap Forward.

 

[Fareal]

Just guessing here: gay, trans man, butch lez, gay, , CIS woman, gay/"bicurious," hipster/gay? I suspect Phil will have many more visits here.

The one second from the left is Alison Rapp if she transitioned. Zoom in on those crazy eyes and pointy chin.

 

[DatBepisTho]

Someone tell Isabel that do only works when you got a neck and a chin that aren't covered by a throat sac. Also when you have the face for it. Yikes.

 

[Y2K Baby]

Man, what happened to DSP?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

So, I'm guessing that sign above his head is referring to his anus?

 

[ShittyRecolor]

So as we all know, Phil went and got his nose ring sized up once again, yesterday. I'm sure that @TrippinKahlua has already drank bleach because of that picture alone. But, it seems that our intrepid spud has gone out on another adventure.

Today, it would appear that he waddled around town to not only get a new haircut, but he found some back-alley scratcher to cheat on Sonju with, until he moves to Portland himself. And I'll just let the pictures speak for themselves, because it's not a tattoo that I'd pay money for. Thats the sort of thing you let your drunk friend put on you while blackout drunk, because it seemed like a good idea at the time.

So, using the images we have available, I see that storefront in the background with 'Upholstry Antiques Post Office' on it, and managed to locate not only where he was currently located, but where he likely got his haircut, as well as his newest tattoo done as well.

Spoiler: Haircut Place

https://www.42ndstreetstation.net/

Spoiler: Ritual Arts

http://ritualartspdx.com/
"Ritual Arts is Portland’s first Green Certified tattoo and piercing studio."
https://www.google.com/maps/uv?hl=en&pb=!1s0x5495a0d7081d0165:0xc7d67374094d39d7!2m22!2m2!1i80!2i80!3m1!2i20!16m16!1b1!2m2!1m1!1e1!2m2!1m1!1e3!2m2!1m1!1e5!2m2!1m1!1e4!2m2!1m1!1e6!3m1!7e115!4s/maps/place/ritual+arts+portland/@45.5372614,-122.6199231,3a,75y,262.9h,90t/data=*213m4*211e1*213m2*211sLG7aSW1qh7mf-SyQJYfJVA*212e0*214m2*213m1*211s0x5495a0d7081d0165:0xc7d67374094d39d7!5sritual+arts+portland+-+Google+Search&imagekey=!1e2!2sLG7aSW1qh7mf-SyQJYfJVA&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwig2uX3iNjWAhWDbiYKHWBhDrsQpx8IdzAK

Holy shit, compared to Phil Chris looks like friggin' Aphrodite!

 

[Big Nasty]

Has someone drawn a dick on that Pepsi machine?

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Soon......

Spoiler: Future Phil

So how long till he claims he's getting a "job" at this tattoo parlor?

 

[Ruin]

I like how despite being "counterculture" Phil is doing what most middle aged men do when they're balding. Get a haircut with most of their head shaved and act like it was totally their idea and not nature's.

 

[Scratch This Nut]

I like how despite being "counterculture" Phil is doing what most middle aged men do when they're balding. Get a haircut with most of their head shaved and act like it was totally their idea and not nature's.

"middle aged"

Lol isn't he in his early thirties?

 

[Ruin]

"middle aged"

Lol isn't he in his thirties early thirties?

Do you honestly expect Phil to live much past his forties?

 

[WorldsSmartestManRonOTool]

How can someone who takes part in no physical activity have ears of a boxer.

Probably from them being used as handles by his gentleman friends.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Lol isn't he in his early thirties?

Lolcowdom seems to accelerate aging.

 

[jenffer a jay]

is that a dick on that pepsi thing back of phill there or a iec cream