Tattoos 10/04/17 Phil's New 'Do & Tattoo - Taking Bulldyke Too Far

[JSGOTI]

So as we all know, Phil went and got his nose ring sized up once again, yesterday. I'm sure that @TrippinKahlua has already drank bleach because of that picture alone. But, it seems that our intrepid spud has gone out on another adventure.

Today, it would appear that he waddled around town to not only get a new haircut, but he found some back-alley scratcher to cheat on Sonju with, until he moves to Portland himself. And I'll just let the pictures speak for themselves, because it's not a tattoo that I'd pay money for. Thats the sort of thing you let your drunk friend put on you while blackout drunk, because it seemed like a good idea at the time.

Hi my name is Isabel, I go by She and They pronouns and I hate cops
#ACAB #FTP

So, using the images we have available, I see that storefront in the background with 'Upholstry Antiques Post Office' on it, and managed to locate not only where he was currently located, but where he likely got his haircut, as well as his newest tattoo done as well.

Spoiler: Haircut Place

https://www.42ndstreetstation.net/

#boltcutters #squatting #animalliberation

Spoiler: Ritual Arts

http://ritualartspdx.com/
"Ritual Arts is Portland’s first Green Certified tattoo and piercing studio."
https://www.google.com/maps/uv?hl=en&pb=!1s0x5495a0d7081d0165:0xc7d67374094d39d7!2m22!2m2!1i80!2i80!3m1!2i20!16m16!1b1!2m2!1m1!1e1!2m2!1m1!1e3!2m2!1m1!1e5!2m2!1m1!1e4!2m2!1m1!1e6!3m1!7e115!4s/maps/place/ritual+arts+portland/@45.5372614,-122.6199231,3a,75y,262.9h,90t/data=*213m4*211e1*213m2*211sLG7aSW1qh7mf-SyQJYfJVA*212e0*214m2*213m1*211s0x5495a0d7081d0165:0xc7d67374094d39d7!5sritual+arts+portland+-+Google+Search&imagekey=!1e2!2sLG7aSW1qh7mf-SyQJYfJVA&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwig2uX3iNjWAhWDbiYKHWBhDrsQpx8IdzAK

 

[Cripple]

Them bedroom eyes.

 

[RI 360]

Good thing he's balding, this cut won't need much maintenance.

 

[Goofy Logic]

Going for the new-wave-retarded-punk look, are we?

 

[SP 199]

Press F to pay respects to whatever poor fuck had to touch his hair

 

[Flareon]

Wait, you're telling me those bolt cutters were done at an actual shop..?
Jesus christ, those lines

 

[TaterBot]

That's one charming laydee.

 

[m0rnutz]

"boltcutters"
Let me guess, he drew it.

Is anyone else getting a Patrick Star vibe from the third picture?

Edit: here are the map urls shortened.
https://goo.gl/Ju9ZmX

 

[Sperglord Dante]

(Shirt says "your heart is a muscle, with the same size as your fist")

It's amazing how no matter how much he changes his looks he's still an eyesore.

 

[Ruin]

Hey Morty I changed myself into a thumb!

 

[Zim]

I think his chin just gave up and merged with his neck waddle.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

How are his ears so tiny compared to his head?

 

[ON 190]

So I’m going to need consent to use bolt cutters on that hog-ring through his nose?

 

[The Lizard Queen]

Dear god... It's full if autism.


Also, pretty soon he'll be a perfect pear shape. Quick! Somebody mail him some blocks of cheese so he can complete the transformation!

 

[derpi]

They probably had an apprentice do the tattoo. In a lot of places they have people learn by tattooing pigs.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

If he fucking insists on forcing the descriptive "Tran" into every post he makes, can he PLEASE attempt to actually look the part?

Chris, even if it seems more subtle, actually passes.

This stupid bald/mohawk makes him look so awful.

 

[Positron]

Of fucking course he'd go to a "green certified" tattoo place.
What does "green certified" means in this context anyway?

 

[HickoryDickory]

Of fucking course he'd go to a "green certified" tattoo place.
What does "green certified" means in this context anyway?

It might mean eco-friendly.

 

[m0rnutz]

Of fucking course he'd go to a "green certified" tattoo place.
What does "green certified" means in this context anyway?

It means the products used lack toxins and are considered eco-friendly. Shit like henna for example isn't toxic but ink pens are. Recently watercolors are making news.

 

[Gunslinger]

They probably had an apprentice do the tattoo. In a lot of places they have people learn by tattooing pigs.

I think tattooing pigs is considered animal cruelty in a lot of places now so they use cuts of meat to practice on. There was this artist I read about from Belgium who kept getting flak for tattooing pigs and he ended up moving to China where they don't give a fuck. But yeah, it could have been an apprentice. It's not like his other tats are high quality.