07/22/17 I Am Going To Die - RESET THE CLOCK

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Is...is he really curled up under one of his maps and snuggling it like a blanket?
Looks like a blanket of some sort that is decorated like a large map.
I was thinking the same thing but I didn't see any crudely drawn bicycles anywhere. lol

It's a bath towel with a map of Puerto Rico on it.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-facebook-updates.10131/page-249#post-2327510

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-facebook-updates.10131/page-250#post-2331206

And looks like he might be resting his head on a book?
 
I WILL BE HAPPY TO LEARN THAT SO MUCH. Phil needs to fucking keep those balls. If he still does have them, of course.
Don't worry, he still does.
Shouldn't he have titled this "I am going to die (in 20 or 30 years most likely)"?
I honestly don't believe he'll make it another 20. His diet and hygiene are just so fucked that I suspect either he's going to drop from heart problems or from an infection. While yes, Phil does run to the doctors everytime he gets the sniffles, heart problems are something that can go unnoticed if you aren't looking. Phil strikes me as the type of guy that, short of a massive heart attack, would just brush it off as something else.

Personally, my money is on him dying from an infection.
 
Don't worry, he still does.

I honestly don't believe he'll make it another 20. His diet and hygiene are just so fucked that I suspect either he's going to drop from heart problems or from an infection. While yes, Phil does run to the doctors everytime he gets the sniffles, heart problems are something that can go unnoticed if you aren't looking. Phil strikes me as the type of guy that, short of a massive heart attack, would just brush it off as something else.

Personally, my money is on him dying from an infection.
I'd go with heart attack myself. He's astonishingly unfit for someone who doesn't have a car, and something I've noticed with a lot of hypochondriacs is that while they're convinced every headache is a brain tumour, they'll happily live off Twinkies and Lucky Strikes until their arteries look like the sewer underneath a restaurant. Hell, I can't believe Phil hasn't already been warned by the doctor, only to dismiss it as transmisogyny, pausing only to take a photo of himself flipping the hospital off.
 
He's astonishingly unfit for someone who doesn't have a car
He's astonishingly unfit for:

  • Someone who doesn't own a car.
  • Someone who owns a bike.
  • Someone who relies on bus and walking for getting around.
  • Someone who claims food poverty.
I won't go so far as to say something like "Someone who's a human being" because both A) Fucking Slaton sisters and B) I'm willing to bet a good portion of people here make phil look like a gym rat.

But he's repulsively out of shape for a potato.
 
Phil's suicide attempts be like:

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He's astonishingly unfit for:

  • Someone who doesn't own a car.
  • Someone who owns a bike.
  • Someone who relies on bus and walking for getting around.
  • Someone who claims food poverty.
I won't go so far as to say something like "Someone who's a human being" because both A) Fucking Slaton sisters and B) I'm willing to bet a good portion of people here make phil look like a gym rat.

But he's repulsively out of shape for a potato.

He's living in Portland. You can literally buy every imaginable fucking food from any country on the fucking planet in that place. For that matter, he left New Jersey, where every ethnicity has at least a small grocery in every small city in the entire state. It's the most diverse state in the United States. They even let whitey eat in their restaurants and buy food from their groceries!

Of course, Phil, a white man, moved out of New Jersey and into one of the whitest places in America instead.
 
Nah he wastes no time in abusing the ER whenever the slightest bit on him goes wrong. We'd have heard stories.

Only the slightest bit that he notices. And this fucker is clearly so overweight that he'd start wheezing after a brisk jog down the street. I doubt if he had any real heart problems he would notice them.
 
He hasn't "washed" his hair in five days. Normally he would just run some water over the tips, but he didn't even do that.

Guys, I actually think Phil might be sick right now. He is interpreting it as "I'm dying", and then reinterprets it as "I want to die".
Phil is an incredible hypochondriac, but that's not the cause of his suicide ideation. They both spring from a desperate need for attention from literally any source. Normally I'd feel sorry for someone that lonely, but he's reaping what he's sown all his life.
 
Phil is an incredible hypochondriac, but that's not the cause of his suicide ideation. They both spring from a desperate need for attention from literally any source. Normally I'd feel sorry for someone that lonely, but he's reaping what he's sown all his life.
Yeah, you can't exactly push away 99% of the people you've known in your life, and then actively exploit the remaining 1%, and expect any sympathy when you wind up alone. It's not even like it would take that much to warrant sympathy. CHRIS gets sympathy, for crying out out. But it really flies out the window when you hit your disabled mom and accuse your adoptive dad of rape.
 
I think he also claimed his mother and her boyfriend were abusive somehow. But then he also claimed that they were supportive of his lifestyle...

He had plans to visit his mom down the line but for some reason Phil lied and claimed he was already visiting her and posted blatantly fake conversations so it would look like his mom supported him . When Phil actually did visit them I believe he asked her for money and she refused so Phil tried to paint her as a bigot. He had already forgotten his previous lies because he was so distraught over not getting money for a ball removal surgery that would end up never happening. At least that's how I remembered it going down.
 
He had plans to visit his mom down the line but for some reason Phil lied and claimed he was already visiting her and posted blatantly fake conversations so it would look like his mom supported him . When Phil actually did visit them I believe he asked her for money and she refused so Phil tried to paint her as a bigot. He had already forgotten his previous lies because he was so distraught over not getting money for a ball removal surgery that would end up never happening. At least that's how I remembered it going down.
Phil denounced his mom, remember? He said something along the lines of 'shes dead to me' and then like to months later brought it up again because he already forgot he told everyone about that.
 
He had plans to visit his mom down the line but for some reason Phil lied and claimed he was already visiting her and posted blatantly fake conversations so it would look like his mom supported him . When Phil actually did visit them I believe he asked her for money and she refused so Phil tried to paint her as a bigot. He had already forgotten his previous lies because he was so distraught over not getting money for a ball removal surgery that would end up never happening. At least that's how I remembered it going down.
Not just that. His mom supported him, her boyfriend/husband (?) supported him, AND they both totally knew about, and believed, his daddy rape day story.

Then it was immediately: she's dead to me, doesn't support me, let Angelo touch me lots, AND her current man got weird on me. But I totally fought back!! This Latinx girl is tough!
 
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