07/22/17 I Am Going To Die - RESET THE CLOCK

[Guy Smiley]

So is Phil throwing a tranny tantrum over the Trump thing or what?

Mostly sharing outraged posts of other troons, I think. As usual, he's letting someone else do the work.

 

[AnOminous]

Why would these troons be upset at not being allowed to become ACTUAL LITERAL NAZI MASS MURDERERS anyway?

 

[Bungleboy]

Honestly, it's Phil's repulsive hygiene, obvious mental instability, violent behavior, and sub-animal intellect that keeps him from enlisting than being a troon.

 

[Zim]

So is Phil throwing a tranny tantrum over the Trump thing or what?

Trump Trantrum. Try saying that 10 times fast.

 

[The Dude]

Phil needs to stop getting my hopes up. We all know he's too chicken shit to do it. He just wants asspats.

 

[Guy Smiley]

Phil needs to stop getting my hopes up. We all know he's too chicken shit to do it. He just wants asspats.

One day he's going to surprise you and actually do it and then won't YOU be sorry!

...because it's going to be a lot of work and money putting a "Vaya con Dios, Phil" party together on such short notice.

 

[Erubetie]

One day he's going to surprise you and actually do it and then won't YOU be sorry!

...because it's going to be a lot of work and money putting a "Vaya con Dios, Phil" party together on such short notice.

Jokes on him. I've had my supplies ready for years

 

[BadaBadaBoom]

...is he dead yet?

 

[Lysistrata]

Seriously, Phil, shit or get off the pot with this threatening suicide shit.

 

[The Dude]

One day he's going to surprise you and actually do it and then won't YOU be sorry!

...because it's going to be a lot of work and money putting a "Vaya con Dios, Phil" party together on such short notice.

"Vaya con Dios." means "Go with God". I'd prefer to throw a "Vaya con mierda, Phil!" or "Adios, pendejo!" party.

 

[Club Sandwich]

"Vaya con Dios." means "Go with God". I'd prefer to throw a "Vaya con mierda, Phil!" or "Adios, pendejo!" party.

pretty sure Phil would find "vaya con Dios" much more offensive.

 

[Holdek]

Make a very superficial skin abrasion on your wrist and do it already.

 

[AnOminous]

pretty sure Phil would find "vaya con Dios" much more offensive.

It's Spanish. He doesn't understand Spanish.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Jokes on him. I've had my supplies ready for years
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Does the card below say "Happy Birthday Fungus?" Because that would also be appropriate.

 

[Mogambo]

Adios Gringo, though that would probably go over his head. Hell, why does it even need to be in Spanish? It could be in Italian, Arabic, Cantonese, Swahili, Gaelic or fucking Tongan and Phil would probably still think it's true and honest Latinx. He's just hear a bunch of syllables he doesn't recognize and nod like an idiot.

 

[AnOminous]

He's just hear a bunch of syllables he doesn't recognize and nod like an idiot.

It wouldn't be much different from what he does when he hears English.