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- 21 Paź 2015
Pretty sure I'm late but the sperg in me wants everyone to know that the emperor's new shoes would be "invisible".
07/01/17 Fidget Spinners & New Boots! - Plus more Transmisogyny
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- Dołączono
- 15 Cze 2014
I can't make myself believe he's even remotely worried about the cost of something he wants, especially if he won't be around to worry about the bill. If Phil suddenly starts considering himself transegyptian, he's going to start insisting on a full scale mummification and a solid gold sarcophagus being placed under a platinum pyramid or some nonsense.
He's 'only' asking people to scatter his ashes at four separate difficult to reach locations because his imagination ran out before he thought of ways to make dealing with him more unpleasant.
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- 4 Kwi 2013
Its pretty telling that his imagination was limited to two oceans and two mountains he can probably see from the window of his mound
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- 27 Gru 2015
"Fidget Spinners & New Boots!" sounds like a really shit ripoff of Ian Dury and the Blockheads
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- 10 Kwi 2013
I hope it's one of the jewish kiwis so they can shit on his grave. Seems only fair really.
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- 28 Gru 2014
I'd just flush his ashes down a toilet. They'd get wherever he wanted eventually.
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- 9 Lis 2014
It's not a fidget spinner it's a fridge magnet. I shit you not.
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- 29 Paź 2014
#fridgeitspinner
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- 15 Sty 2014
He's built his life around simultaneously rebelling against society and depending on society's safety nets for his very survival. It seems somehow appropriate that his death will be marked by none of the traditional ceremony and will be taken care of by the county.
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- 12 Gru 2016
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- 29 Paź 2014
Must keep kiwis out of my home
Must keep kiwis out of my home
Give it a month
No place to call home, no place to call home
Life mantra
Destined to die alone
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- 14 Kwi 2014
Eh, Puerto Ricans seem pretty cool. I've been there a couple times, including one in the late 90s when chupacabra themed tourist kitsch just flooded the island. The thing is, like most of the rest of the world outside the US and parts of Western Europe, the very concept of gays, let alone genderfluid or trans whatever, really isn't a thing. Special snowflakes like Phil and the rest of the rat king just couldn't exist there. Same goes for Mexico, Iraq, South Africa, the Philippines, India, Russia, Uganda, Nigeria, Venezuela, Brazil, Saudi Arabia, Taiwan, Argentina, Kenya, Malaysia... you name it. That's part of what makes Phil's hatred of America and white people so hilarious. His very lifestyle would make him a laughingstock or an anathema in most of the rest of the world, and might get him killed in a few places.
He was, but I'm not sure if he even remembers that lie. It's quite possible the environmentalist types rebuffed him because, well, because he's Phil.
More likely, he doesn't really know about it. Phil's actually interesting in how he soaks up popular culture. He tends to glom onto groups that he thinks he can mooch off of, and as Ravenor said, he likes to think he's smarter than everyone else, so he does some very cursory reading and thinks that's all he needs to know. Now I couldn't tell you about whatever SJW crap is in or trendy at the moment, and what's not. I follow them a bit to laugh at them, but I've never really done much in depth research on them. Phil seems to soak it up like a sponge. Oh he's late to trends to be sure but he's pretty good at figuring them out eventually and copying them. That's why he's jumped from gay to trans to asexual without missing a beat. Intriguingly, his SJW friends don't seem to bat an eye at this.
At the same time, Phil is also extremely ignorant about the rest of the world outside of Tumblr. He knows he's not supposed to like Trump, but he couldn't elucidate why or what policies he's opposed to beyond "oppression of genderfluid transwoman of colour." And he certainly couldn't tell you things about the rest of the world like heads of state, languages, capitals, etc. This becomes especially obvious the few times he talks about non-Western countries like those in Africa or much of Asia (beyond Russia, China, Japan and North Korea). He can't even be arsed to pretend he cares, really.
Which are also something like, oh 2,700 miles away from Puerto Rico. Such a brave translatinx.
Yeah, I thought so. It's not even the same shape as the ones I usually see sold as such and the wheels seem to have trouble rotating when Phil tries to spin them. My guess is he just bought it because it was bicycle shaped which, in his autistic little mind, makes it better.
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- 27 Sty 2014
"Only fascists, transmisogynists, or otherwise terrible people would defile my grave," said the manchild who tried to shit on a Holocaust memorial. 
Even if he did have people who cared that deeply for him, I doubt they'd be willing to travel from coast-to-coast & scale exactly one mountain & one semi-dormant volcano to spread some spud dust.
Real talk---who does Phil think would be willing to settle his affairs & scatter his ashes when all he does is complain about not having any friends? Also, what significance do any of these places have for him? Is he trying to sound deep or something?
Even if he did have people who cared that deeply for him, I doubt they'd be willing to travel from coast-to-coast & scale exactly one mountain & one semi-dormant volcano to spread some spud dust.
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Phace it, Phil himself is pretty much a cheap souvenir.
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- 9 Lis 2014
At this point I'm willing to believe that Phil doesn't actually know what a fidget spinner is and just assumes it's anything with a revolving part that he can fiddle with. Either that or the three sided bearing ones that everyone seems to have just aren't super snowflake speshul enough for him.
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- 15 Sty 2014
I think it was just too much effort. A key phrase is "my existence is resistance." That is to say, among the troons, simply existing is considered activism - in theory because they face such pressure, in practice because it's easier than actually protesting or, indeed, finding a valid cause to protest about. Phil can be accepted by the troon community because it's a small group and the other members also do absolutely fuck-all.
There are a lot more environmentalists, and to be noticed among them, you really have to do something. Simply calling yourself "Defender of the Forests" and muttering about logging trucks while you live in your Portland apartment and spend all your money on plastic shit and takeout isn't exactly up there with getting beaten up for chaining yourself to a bulldozer.
I don't think Phil even understands the concept of friendship. You either unconditionally serve him or you are the enemy. I reckon he basically believes that you can guilt trip people into friendship, and that's the same as having real friends. Or he just thinks he's better than everyone else, so it's okay to make demands off people you don't really know.
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- 28 Gru 2014
Or as Phil said in his autistic Google Spanish, "My exist is resist."
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- 16 Lut 2016
FTFY
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- 29 Gru 2014
I'm Puerto Rican and there are special snowflakes here (especially the college crowd) but they are look down upon because of all the problem and shit they cause and how entitled they seem to be.
Phil has always used Google Spanish, all of his tattoos are aberrations in the Spanish language. Most of his tattoos make no sense in the context of things and most are missing verbs and adjectives.
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- 15 Sty 2014
Phil is also an aberration.