07/01/17 Fidget Spinners & New Boots! - Plus more Transmisogyny

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When Phil dies, it'll take a long time before we find out because nobody will be able to identify the body. None of his family is about to go out to Cali or Oregon to do that. The Rat King isn't going to care about him once he's dead. There's a good chance his gravestone will read Phillip Haskins-Delici too.

When Phil dies it won't be the smell that gives it away (I'm sure his neighbours are used to it) it will be the complete absence of e-begging coming from his Facebook that gives it away.
And still no one will care
 
"When I die"

Considering he "died" twice already, he will probably just come back more autistic as usual.
 
Wait a minute
Isn't this a case of Phil flip flopping about his autism
He's usually happy to go with neurodivergent but unless he's bitching about autism speaks he seldom.brings it up.
Is autism a cool label for Phil again

His donations have been extremely low lately so I think he's trying out different labels and seeing what gets results. That's why autistic/Wicca made a comeback recently.
 
He'd be lucky to get a pauper's grave. Probably just going to get cremated and dumped in a landfill.
 
Wait a minute
Isn't this a case of Phil flip flopping about his autism
He's usually happy to go with neurodivergent but unless he's bitching about autism speaks he seldom.brings it up.
Is autism a cool label for Phil again
My initial thought was that he bought a fidget spinner so he could rail against the neurotypical allistic shitlords for appropriating his people's toy, but he didn't mention that in the video, so I guess he just bought it because it looked like a bicycle.

Or he became mesmerised by it and forgot what he was going to say, due to being #actuallyautistic.
 
In other news, the spudlord has gotten yet another new pair of boots, bringing his collection to a crippling size of probably twenty different pairs at this point at last count. And of course, he has to show them off in a video, because they ARE his identity, after-all.

Phil has become the Imelda Marcos of trannies with trench foot boot collections. No human should ever wear one of those pairs of boots. They may end up a Superfund sited.
 
Hates the US. Wants his ashes scattered from coast to coast and on two different landmarks. Not sure if this is him trying to push the "trans outdoorsy woman of colour" lie, or if he's still convinced all of the US is/was Mexico. I would think he'd want his ashes scattered some place like Puerto Rico, Mexico, Mother Russia, China, Iran, North Korea, or phuck even "Austalatina" (or maybe just Newfoundland). Apparently not.

I'm not surprised Phil jumped on the fidget spinner bandwagon, though. It appeals to children, and he's a child at heart. He's also autistic as fuck. I'm a bit surprised, and perhaps relieved, that he hasn't jumped on the bandwagon of getting upset that non-autistic children are playing with them though. Maybe he doesn't know about that little gem of SJW stupidity. Yet.

Of course he managed to find a bicycle "fidget spinner." It doesn't even look like one, and judging from the video, either it doesn't work or he can't spin it properly. Maybe both. I'm a bit surprised again since usually autists like things that "look right," and Phil always goes for the most expensive brand name version of thinhs, whereas this looks more like some cheap tourist kitsch that was hastily degraded as a "fidget spinner" now that they're popular. Then again, it's got a bicycle on it, and Phil will but anything bicycle related.

Phuck... now I just want to made cheap bicycle related crap and list it for retarded prices on eBay and hope Phil will see it. Extra points if I list it as trans and Puerto Rican. Maybe I could even make a thing of selling crap to troons. I mean, if there's a market for rainbow duct tape covered baseball bats...
 
He talks about how he needs money, but buys new boots and a toy.
 
I don't know what burning Phil would do to the ozone layer, but I can't imagine that it would be good.

It'd probably be about the same as what happened when they cremated the zombie in Return of the Living Dead; acid rain, zombies rise from their grave, punk music starts playing, everyone dies, the army has to nuke them, rinse and repeat.

 
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