Hates the US. Wants his ashes scattered from coast to coast and on two different landmarks. Not sure if this is him trying to push the "trans outdoorsy woman of colour" lie, or if he's still convinced all of the US is/was Mexico. I would think he'd want his ashes scattered some place like Puerto Rico, Mexico, Mother Russia, China, Iran, North Korea, or phuck even "Austalatina" (or maybe just Newfoundland). Apparently not.
I'm not surprised Phil jumped on the fidget spinner bandwagon, though. It appeals to children, and he's a child at heart. He's also autistic as fuck. I'm a bit surprised, and perhaps relieved, that he hasn't jumped on the bandwagon of getting upset that non-autistic children are playing with them though. Maybe he doesn't know about that little gem of SJW stupidity. Yet.
Of course he managed to find a bicycle "fidget spinner." It doesn't even look like one, and judging from the video, either it doesn't work or he can't spin it properly. Maybe both. I'm a bit surprised again since usually autists like things that "look right," and Phil always goes for the most expensive brand name version of thinhs, whereas this looks more like some cheap tourist kitsch that was hastily degraded as a "fidget spinner" now that they're popular. Then again, it's got a bicycle on it, and Phil will but anything bicycle related.
Phuck... now I just want to made cheap bicycle related crap and list it for retarded prices on eBay and hope Phil will see it. Extra points if I list it as trans and Puerto Rican. Maybe I could even make a thing of selling crap to troons. I mean, if there's a market for rainbow duct tape covered baseball bats...