03/08 - Happy Reel Onnist Wimminz day from Phil to you! - Also the day without a woman protest, but that's every day for Phil!

[DragoonSierra]

Shop ran by brown people.

Like a convenience store or an ethnic grocery?

 

[Ravenor]

convenience store

The corner shop essentially, I don't know the American terminology well but it's possibly bodgea (sp?) they sell a little bit of everything and are open long hours. i.e. need a pink of milk at 1am you go there, need ketchup for your cheese and ham sandwich at 6am they are open kinda deal.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

Yeah @Ravenor that would be a corner store (usually owned by an immigrant family, and located in a housing heavy area instead of in a shopping area. Convenience store usually mean it's a franchise (ie 7-11). I think a Bodega is an American term for a convenience store (isn't it a chain?) I think Bodegas are an east coast thing aren't they American kiwis?

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

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Yeah @Ravenor that would be a corner store (usually owned by an immigrant family, and located in a housing heavy area instead of in a shopping area. Convenience store usually mean it's a franchise (ie 7-11). I think a Bodega is an American term for a convenience store (isn't it a chain?) I think Bodegas are an east coast thing aren't they American kiwis?

Bodega is a slang term for Spanish owned store. Like in Spanish Harlem , NYC

There's many terms. Corner store , convenience store etc.

 

[An Ghost]

Yeah, I've said it before, but he doesn't actually look like he's trans - it doesn't help that he wears non-gender-specific clothing and keeps his hair short. Even with make-up he looks more like a crap goth than a guy who wants to pass as a woman. I think if I saw him and didn't know who he was, I'd assume he was a gay serial killer.

If I had to interact with Phil I would probably recognize that he's trans. I mean he's got his 'Ella/she' tattoos, clitoral dough, evil trans on his neck and the side head tattoos, and is always wearing some trans pride shirt. Nothing he does/says suggests he's trans other than his tattoos about being one

 

[AnOminous]

If I had to interact with Phil I would probably recognize that he's trans. I mean he's got his 'Ella/she' tattoos, clitoral dough, evil trans on his neck and the side head tattoos, and is always wearing some trans pride shirt. Nothing he does/says suggests he's trans other than his tattoos about being one

I don't interact with or make eye contact with disgusting smelly crazy homeless looking people, though. I just ignore them like they're not there other than keeping enough of an eye on them to make sure they don't have mugger-y body language or otherwise might get violent.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

If I had to interact with Phil I would probably recognize that he's trans. I mean he's got his 'Ella/she' tattoos, clitoral dough, evil trans on his neck and the side head tattoos, and is always wearing some trans pride shirt. Nothing he does/says suggests he's trans other than his tattoos about being one

I'm not an expert, but shitty tattoos don't mean you're trans, they mean you are retarded and have terrible taste.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

I'm not an expert, but shitty tattoos don't mean you're trans, they mean you are exceptional and have terrible taste.

Not only that, but anyone who stares at phil long enough to read his tattoos is going to get a power tripping write up on them on Phil's facebook.
"Sum fascist keewee chaser stared at me in whole foods. I stole their phone, broke it, yelled "down wit the patriachy" and all da punks cheered. Plus cheese" aka i shit myself and did nuffin.

 

[auroraboreanaz]

If I had to interact with Phil I would probably recognize that he's trans. I mean he's got his 'Ella/she' tattoos, clitoral dough, evil trans on his neck and the side head tattoos, and is always wearing some trans pride shirt. Nothing he does/says suggests he's trans other than his tattoos about being one

Honestly, I'm trans and I usually make a good effort to recognize other ones as such to avoid awkwardness and reeing, and at the house party I met Phil at I wouldn't have guessed in a million years without the fucker loudly proclaiming how much of a Latinx princess he is every third sentence. Pictures don't come close to capturing just how fucking masculine this fucker is. He's a fucking hairy Italian with a forehead you could set your beer on. It's fucked up.

 

[Country Matters]

Honestly, I'm trans and I usually make a good effort to recognize other ones as such to avoid awkwardness and reeing, and at the house party I met Phil at I wouldn't have guessed in a million years without the fucker loudly proclaiming how much of a Latinx princess he is every third sentence. Pictures don't come close to capturing just how fucking masculine this fucker is. He's a fucking hairy Italian with a forehead you could set your beer on. It's fucked up.

If you pointed Phil out to me at a random party, and told me "That person's trans", I would immediately jump to "Wow, he's passing fairly well for a trans guy (just an incredibly ugly one)"

Never would guess he was claiming he was a woman. Honestly, I could buy crossdresser if you said it to me in real life, but I guess that's not special enough for Phil

 

[nhocgreen]

Honestly, I'm trans and I usually make a good effort to recognize other ones as such to avoid awkwardness and reeing, and at the house party I met Phil at I wouldn't have guessed in a million years without the fucker loudly proclaiming how much of a Latinx princess he is every third sentence. Pictures don't come close to capturing just how fucking masculine this fucker is. He's a fucking hairy Italian with a forehead you could set your beer on. It's fucked up.

Sounds like a hilarious party. Pls tell more. How were the other party goers taking it?

 

[Flame the Sunbird]

Honestly, I'm trans and I usually make a good effort to recognize other ones as such to avoid awkwardness and reeing, and at the house party I met Phil at I wouldn't have guessed in a million years without the fucker loudly proclaiming how much of a Latinx princess he is every third sentence. Pictures don't come close to capturing just how fucking masculine this fucker is. He's a fucking hairy Italian with a forehead you could set your beer on. It's fucked up.

I would absolutely love to hear more about this.

 

[auroraboreanaz]

Sounds like a hilarious party. Pls tell more. How were the other party goers taking it?

House full of Portland radical trannies, all barely restraining themselves from choking the fucker and calling him out for his bullshit, while simultaneously eyeing the room for anyone else coming even close to doing the same so they can jump down their throat for it and prove themselves to be Best Trans. Add the miasma of unwashed disgusting hobo ass surrounding him like Pigpen's dust cloud and nobody actually wanting to be close enough to him to even read the damn tattoos. Imagine that guy you knew in high school who was full of bullshit stories that nobody believed but nobody ever gave enough of a fuck to contest it, add a misshapen padded bra and fifteen years of self destruction, and throw him into a Hot Topic staffed by aged-out edgelords who can't find a good enough reason to kick him out and you're pretty on the mark.

 

[Flame the Sunbird]

House full of Portland radical trannies, all barely restraining themselves from choking the fucker and calling him out for his bullshit, while simultaneously eyeing the room for anyone else coming even close to doing the same so they can jump down their throat for it and prove themselves to be Best Trans. Add the miasma of unwashed disgusting hobo ass surrounding him like Pigpen's dust cloud and nobody actually wanting to be close enough to him to even read the damn tattoos. Imagine that guy you knew in high school who was full of bullshit stories that nobody believed but nobody ever gave enough of a fuck to contest it, add a misshapen padded bra and fifteen years of self destruction, and throw him into a Hot Topic staffed by aged-out edgelords who can't find a good enough reason to kick him out and you're pretty on the mark.

Just curious, without :powerlevel:ing too much can you tell us approximately when this was?

 

[nhocgreen]

LOL did he try to hit on anyone there?

 

[auroraboreanaz]

Just curious, without :powerlevel:ing too much can you tell us approximately when this was?

About a year ago, maybe? Right after his triumphant return to the city, before he had the apartment.

LOL did he try to hit on anyone there?

It's a Portland tranny party, everybody there is hitting on everyone else constantly to prove how much lesbians they are, since nothing says sapphic love quite like having a dick and a chip on your shoulder against women. I do recall him trying to crash at the place that night and the people whose house it was rattling off a list of a hundred or more reasons why he couldn't, then he got all asshurt when six other people passed out on the floor with no issue.

 

[DragoonSierra]

About a year ago, maybe? Right after his triumphant return to the city, before he had the apartment.



It's a Portland tranny party, everybody there is hitting on everyone else constantly to prove how much lesbians they are, since nothing says sapphic love quite like having a dick and a chip on your shoulder against women. I do recall him trying to crash at the place that night and the people whose house it was rattling off a list of a hundred or more reasons why he couldn't, then he got all asshurt when six other people passed out on the floor with no issue.

Why did you even go?

 

[ON 190]

Why did you even go?

'Cause there ain't no party like a Portland tranny party.

 

[auroraboreanaz]

Why did you even go?

You don't have obnoxious friends you put up with because they're always buying the booze?

 

[DragoonSierra]

You don't have obnoxious friends you put up with because they're always buying the booze?

Im not sure booze is worth putting up with ADF. Im sure Toren knows though