03/08 - Happy Reel Onnist Wimminz day from Phil to you! - Also the day without a woman protest, but that's every day for Phil!

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You know, it really is a shame that Philthy doesn't have a job if only because we're missing out on the delicious salt and tard raging that would come when he doesn't show up for work on one of these stupid "Days Without __________" things and gets shit canned for unauthorized leave.
 
Big Phil make snoo-snoo. Make show of it on facebook.

God those cankles look like the legs of an elephant.
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Twrx powiedział(a):
Are we in a new Phil saga? The dominant Phil saga?
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Phil's called himself a "Switch" early on in the S&M era, I think he's just doing it at the moment to try and feel some form of power because of late he's been feeling especially powerless due to issues with torren and a few other things, for example he's been getting Sir'd pretty much daily and it's getting right on his hairy tits because he can't do anything about it.
 
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Phil's called himself a "Switch" early on in the S&M era, I think he's just doing it at the moment to try and feel some form of power because of late he's been feeling especially powerless due to issues with torren and a few other things, for example he's been getting Sir'd pretty much daily and it's getting right on his hairy tits because he can't do anything about it.
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That would make sense. That's my theory on the airsoft toy as well. He bought because it'll make him feel powerful once he spray paints the tip black.
 
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That would make sense. That's my theory on the airsoft toy as well. He bought because it'll make him feel powerful once he spray paints the tip black.
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Prity much, I'm not going into detail right now but I've seen a shift in him of late when it comes to his weapons chubby. He desperately wants to feel powerful and knives and pepper spray just aren't cutting it anymore they haven't got the shock value he wants or give him the feeling of raw power anymore (that's why he's amassed so many pepper sprays and blades in such a short time) and because he's legally restricted from buying a firearm he's going for the next best thing and getting something he can pose with and mentally masturbate to.
 
auroraboreanaz powiedział(a):
Big Phil make snoo-snoo. Make show of it on facebook.

God those cankles look like the legs of an elephant.
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1. Having seen Phil's feet, I'd be more intimidated if he took the boots off.
2. I initially read the caption as "410, 757, 864, 530 CRAPPED ASSES" and thought, "Well at least he's admitting he has a problem."

Ravenor powiedział(a):
Prity much, I'm not going into detail right now but I've seen a shift in him of late when it comes to his weapons chubby. He desperately wants to feel powerful and knives and pepper spray just aren't cutting it anymore they haven't got the shock value he wants or give him the feeling of raw power anymore (that's why he's amassed so many pepper sprays and blades in such a short time) and because he's legally restricted from buying a firearm he's going for the next best thing and getting something he can pose with and mentally masturbate to.
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What I'm getting from this is that Phil is waddling around the apartment at night, pointing the airsoft at imaginary assailants and going, "Prrrr-prrrr-prrrr! Die, Kiwis! 'Aaagh! Izzy got me!'"
 
Tragi-Chan powiedział(a):
What I'm getting from this is that Phil is waddling around the apartment at night, pointing the airsoft at imaginary assailants and going, "Prrrr-prrrr-prrrr! Die, Kiwis! 'Aaagh! Izzy got me!'"
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Prity much, Chris has his lego Phil has his pepper spray, knifes, tranny bats and bb guns, I'd like to see him do a commando roll though that would be sad and entertaining.
 
Ravenor powiedział(a):
Phil's called himself a "Switch" early on in the S&M era, I think he's just doing it at the moment to try and feel some form of power because of late he's been feeling especially powerless due to issues with torren and a few other things, for example he's been getting Sir'd pretty much daily and it's getting right on his hairy tits because he can't do anything about it.
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Ooh... Where's he been going to that have people calling him sir and he can't do shit about it? Is it a job and he can't tard out for fear of losing it?
 
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He's just to scared to speak up, but he's got it into his head that they are just going to freak out and beat him down for correcting them.
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They might. He looks like the type who might tard out and vandalize a store. If they want him gone, they'll let him know. Those little corner store proprietors in rough areas don't put up with too much shit, much less from some pasty white lardass who stinks like shit.
 
AnOminous powiedział(a):
They might. He looks like the type who might tard out and vandalize a store. If they want him gone, they'll let him know. Those little corner store proprietors in rough areas don't put up with too much shit, much less from some pasty white lardass who stinks like shit.
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The funny thing is, for a brief second I wondered if they were doing it on purpose, but then I realized that it's simply much more likely they don't even realize his TRUE AND HONEST womanhood. It's possible that he wears his best "ARM TRANS WOMEN" shirt but, y'know, Occam's Razor and all that

I mean, fucking look at him. If I came across that in the street I'd think he was some edgelord dude way past his prime
 
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Yeah, don't you dare minimize the danger we pose as we mock the village idiot.

Huh, weird thought that if Phil ended up in some actual danger, threat-to-life level of shit, the farms would oddly be the best position to help the dago bastard, as long as he posted about it on his wall. Not that we necessarily would or wouldn't, but you'd think his actual real life friend things would be half as concerned with the clear threats to his health and shit as we are to noticing it then proceeding to mock it.

Anyway, now we get to see the lovey dovey sweetness of a Latinx princess bestowing favor upon her courtesan, if only to soothe her pain about her face being made from seven scrotums sewn over a skull.

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You know, it's funny, but I can think of a character on South Park that Phil resembles much more closely than the goth girl. Give this nigga a poofball hat and he'd finally pass, even if it was just as Eric Cartman.

Good news, everyone!
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Yes yes, greasy viscous tears of autistic disconnect are flowing at Casa De Papas tonight. And a quick cameo by Erika! Neato!

Oh yes, it's a happy women's day for everyone, except the ones who have actual problems and are, you know, actual women, which includes trans women who actually give half a shit about being a fucking woman and not just use pronouns to somehow make them not obvious sex predators. Y'alls mamas done fucked up.

Speaking of real womanhood, let's leave tonight's celebration with some boots that were absolutely not made for walkin', and look ahead with optimism at the inevitable video of Phil traipsing around in these. If he wears them outside I personally look forward to the greatest crowd reaction shots I'll have seen in some time.
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Looks like he's gonna spread his disgusting foot fuzzy mold all the way up to his knees.

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Let's get together to hire a female Kiwi to do the job, and insist that the only safe word allowed is "potato".
 
Country Matters powiedział(a):
The funny thing is, for a brief second I wondered if they were doing it on purpose, but then I realized that it's simply much more likely they don't even realize his TRUE AND HONEST womanhood. It's possible that he wears his best "ARM TRANS WOMEN" shirt but, y'know, Occam's Razor and all that

I mean, fucking look at him. If I came across that in the street I'd think he was some edgelord dude way past his prime
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Yeah, I've said it before, but he doesn't actually look like he's trans - it doesn't help that he wears non-gender-specific clothing and keeps his hair short. Even with make-up he looks more like a crap goth than a guy who wants to pass as a woman. I think if I saw him and didn't know who he was, I'd assume he was a gay serial killer.
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That's a shame. I was hoping he would spew Spanglish at them.
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Others would know better than me, but I doubt he ever speaks Spanish if he thinks there's a risk of the other persona actually knowing it. When we see him speaking it, it tends to be in videos or on Facebook, i.e. where he has time to plan out what he's going to say and doesn't have to remember anything off the top of his head.
 
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