MAKE CHILI WITH ME & GIRLFRIEND REACTS TO MY MAKEOVER | 12.13.2020 - Lynnmas Day 13- "Becky is the fussiest eater I've met", another product review, Amber acknowledges that she's really pale, and CheefLynn.

[Xolanite]

You could balance a few paperbacks on that shelf ass.

 

[Clogged Arteries]

Her make up looks like shit.

She FaceTimes Becky while she’s driving. Very safe, Amber. Nice job putting your soon to be “fiancé” in danger.

And cooking “chili”at midnight?? I cook chili all the time in my crock pot during the winter. I get up early and get everything ready so it can cook on low for about 4-6 hours. These two dumbasses don’t know what good chili tastes like. Becky’s tastebuds must’ve died a long time ago too.

 

[Governor Jeb Bush]

You could balance a few paperbacks on that shelf ass.

maybe when she goes on a supermarket food spree she uses the ass shelf to carry some of it to the car

like how african women carry shit on their head

 

[Your_Fairy_Wish_Prince]

Why in the name of all that is holy does she put fucking chick peas in everything? You don't put chick peas in chili, (My inner Texan is raging) nor do you put chicken broth. Chili is literally one of the easiest things you can make. Wanna know why? Because cowboys and vaqueros couldn't carry a bunch of shit with them when they were galivanting across the open prairie.
BOOM! 5 Ingredient Chili, easier than easy.



Additionally, what is this new obsession with makeup? Particularly with foundation? She does know how to apply it properly She applies makeup to lazily, especially foundation, just get a tinted moisturizer and call it day gorl. Makeup is meant to enhance and not cover up, but her face is just to big, what is there to enhance the size how small her features are because of the fat packed onto her skull. The waste that these two cows are producing for their ree-ree 25 Days of Christmas is sickening, all this cheap Chinese made shit that has not sentimental value or thought behind it is pathetic.

 

[Governor Jeb Bush]

I cook chili all the time in my crock pot during the winter.

No power-leveling please

 

[ChubbyChaser]

Thrilling content girl, slay!!

She face times with Becky while Becky goes to get Hambeast food? She doesn't even leave the house now does she?

Chicken broth and tomato juice in chili???

 

[Gunslinger]

This looks like a slightly altered version of the chili she made at Eric & Ricky's house. No 70 different versions of Mrs. Dash.

https://kiwifarms.pl/threads/make-chili-with-me-01-21-2018.38628/

Edit: to fix link

 

[krazy orange cat]

Chicken broth and tomato juice in chili???

You can't apply the logic or rules of our reality to what Amber does. She has created her own reality, where she is a dainty, quirky lesbean who is desired by all (but sorry boys, penis isn't for her!), people hate her only because of her weight as she has the personality of a saint, and any dish that at some point involves beans and ground meat in a pot is chili.

 

[WeDon'tNeedToWhisper]

Unblended blush at her temples, all she needed was some blue eyeshadow to complete the look.

What's Amber gonna do when she has to file for bankruptcy because Becky was FaceTiming while driving in the rain and hit and killed someone?? Stupid bitches.

I think Becky wears a binder. Don't get me wrong, she's just like all the other fat bitches with no tits, but her chest is looking very flat. js

 

[Smoovy Jay]

You can't apply the logic or rules of our reality to what Amber does. She has created her own reality, where she is a dainty, quirky lesbean who is desired by all (but sorry boys, penis isn't for her!), people hate her only because of her weight as she has the personality of a saint, and any dish that at some point involves beans and ground meat in a pot is chili.

My guess is because she uses ground turkey so she uses chicken broth but who knows because she uses garlic salt and onion salt instead of the real thing and she's a fucking idiot.

 

[Tangerine Dreams]

I get up early and get everything ready so it can cook on low for about 4-6 hours.

This would require:

1. Effort
2. A normal sleep schedule
3. A concept of things cooking that you cannot instantly eat.

None of these things are possessed by Amber.

 

[497]

This is a review of the Henry confirms the walls are thin, so the laughter at 3am about her missing eyebrows was definitely heard .

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that would drive me nuts hearing her cackling all day... then bring D&D over I wonder if people complained. Hopefully, no kids could hear them because of some things they say, like getting grey vagina hair....

 

[literally low-key]

She makes that chili different every time and never tastes it as she's adding everything in the spice drawer, How can you be craving something that tastes different each time? That's the only thing Amber makes that Becky can tolerate.

 

[Sade's Pearl]

I've never seen a chili that looks that bad, but what else what you would expect from Amber

 

[New & Improved Username]

"Babe!"
Was this meant to be Becky checking out her ass as if she's attractive?

 

[Xerxes IX]

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"Babe!"
Was this meant to be Becky checking out her ass as if she's attractive?

Nah she's clearly checking out her back boobs

 

[burntgrilledcheese]

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"Babe!"
Was this meant to be Becky checking out her ass as if she's attractive?

Beckster knows where the money is: full body shots.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Low sodium chicken broth... after she puts a shit ton of garlic salt - glad to see she's keeping it consistent.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

I'm not gonna argue that Becky is picky as hell but seriously you're fucking 600 lbs your definition of "fussy" is "won't go digging through the garbage like a dog"

 

[I never almost drownded]

How fucking co-dependent do you have to be to spend literally every single waking moment together and sleeping, from the pillow mountain and chair in Beckstar's room and still need to FT in the one hour a day the Thumb can get to herself?
Is ALR that worried Becky is going to see some unknown blood-relative waddling out of Walmart and start a passionate love affair?