ULTA HAUL & FRIDGE ORGANIZATION | 12.9.2020 - Lynnmas Day 9: More basic-bitch food and product reviews. Harry Potter and SpongeBob sperging.

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Haven't finished the dietician's yet but what struck me was that she was trying her best to be fair & kind, while giving out useful information that would work for anyone looking to improve their dietary intake. It will be really interesting to see how Amber reacts. Bet we'll hear lots of variations of: "this sounds like a great idea but it doesn't work for ME. I know what works for me."

She can cry her way to the fridge with her dramatic announcement of how the mention of cancer made her cry. She's not the least bit worried about it. In her mind, she beat it 100% - so there, Haydurs!

As to her constant buying of tatty crap, you have to be capable of maturing for your tastes to become more sophisticated. She's stalled out at an immature 10 or 11. She has shown little ability to delay gratification or to plan anything meaningful other than keeping her viewers on the hook. Other than that she shows the consumption attributes of BPD or a magpie - if it's bright, shiny or sparkly; she has to get it... RIGHT NOW.

No vlogmas won't last. She's incapable of seeing the many good ideas for content all around her but it hardly matters - she's still scoring high views, As soon as she figures she's earned enough for next month's check, she'll peace out. Christmas is SO stressful doncha know, especially this year with Norma just passed.
 
Lolcowhater powiedział(a):
There is NOTHING substantial in terms of nutritious ingredients in that fridge. How can someone spend so much on food, yet manage to fill it with absolute crap. I just can't with her.
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I mean, there are objectively good contents, there. It’s entirely possible they’re eaten in one fell swoop, negating any benefit, but it’s not a shit show of a fridge.

There’s grapes on the bottom, and what I think is veggies on the middle-left shelf. Milk seems to be skim, and diet (instead of the sugar bomb, full calorie) pop. Lower right side has eggs, and I can’t make out what’s above it - boneless chicken breast?

I would say that’s a fairly decent step in the right direction for the wildebeests, because it’s not a veritable shit ton of dips, sauces, and orange chicken takeout containers, but for all we know there’s a half dozen bags of junk just waiting to be put away, post-vlog.
 
Situation Type Deal Gorl powiedział(a):
If they recognized Dia de los Muertos, I'd cut them some slack. But they don't. Usually here in the South, the hillbillies buy tacky "in memory of" stickers to slap on the win-der of their pickup truck, right next to the sticker of Calvin pissing on the number of a NASCAR driver they don't like, and above the traitor flag sticker that has a caption of "heritage not hate".
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This reminded me of the single tackiest thing I have EVER seen in my life.

Picture it - Somerset Kentucky. Roses discount store off highway 27. The ladies' restrooms up by the checkout counters. Someone had carved a heart shaped In Memory Of thing dedicated to a child on one of the stalls. I am not making this up, I can still see it in my mind's eye to this day.
 
"oh my gawd what was that timing?"

The scripted kind gorl.

Hufflepuff more like Huffalump *dam dum tssss*

I will see my self out now. :)
 
FatalTater powiedział(a):
This reminded me of the single tackiest thing I have EVER seen in my life.

Picture it - Somerset Kentucky. Roses discount store off highway 27. The ladies' restrooms up by the checkout counters. Someone had carved a heart shaped In Memory Of thing dedicated to a child on one of the stalls. I am not making this up, I can still see it in my mind's eye to this day.
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Sounds like a miscarriage & flush type of situation.
 
shameful existence powiedział(a):
It's interesting how all this consumption has lead to no refinement in taste. You'd expect someone who goes through so much food, drinks, decorations, clothes, perfumes, make-up, earrings... to start distinguishing quality from crap. But she's never made any progress in any of the fields. I wonder how many 30yo women even buy celebrity perfume.,. they're marketed to teenagers, that's why they look the way they look.
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If she limited her purchases to quality items then she couldn't afford to be buying things constantly, and she's always going to take the immediate gratification of five cheap junk purchases over the long-term payoff of one high-quality one. As for her taste...lol. I think her brain capped out at like age 10.
 
Windex powiedział(a):
I mean, there are objectively good contents, there. It’s entirely possible they’re eaten in one fell swoop, negating any benefit, but it’s not a shit show of a fridge.

There’s grapes on the bottom, and what I think is veggies on the middle-left shelf. Milk seems to be skim, and diet (instead of the sugar bomb, full calorie) pop. Lower right side has eggs, and I can’t make out what’s above it - boneless chicken breast?

I would say that’s a fairly decent step in the right direction for the wildebeests, because it’s not a veritable shit ton of dips, sauces, and orange chicken takeout containers, but for all we know there’s a half dozen bags of junk just waiting to be put away, post-vlog.
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There's 2 big gorls consuming roughly 10000 calories per day there. Of course, there's many foods they're not showing.
 
FatalTater powiedział(a):
This reminded me of the single tackiest thing I have EVER seen in my life.

Picture it - Somerset Kentucky. Roses discount store off highway 27. The ladies' restrooms up by the checkout counters. Someone had carved a heart shaped In Memory Of thing dedicated to a child on one of the stalls. I am not making this up, I can still see it in my mind's eye to this day.
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Just what everyone aspires to: after you die, having someone carve your name in the crapper of every store they visit, so everyone knows in what high regard you were held by friends and family.
 
Dry Gorl powiedział(a):
I cringed when Becky "walked in" exactly when Amber was talking about her "secret" gift. And then, listening to the hambeast huffing and puffing while making the arduous 3-yard trek to the bathroom... With the terrifying "phone in boob" angle... Did you really have to film all of this? Sheesh. It wouldn't surprise me if the whole thing was staged, too.
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Yes it very much felt staged.👍
 
nutritionsituation powiedział(a):
It is kind of a thing in the south amongst a certain socioeconomic sector, you will see crap all over graveyards, looking tacky as shit.
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Turd Fergusson powiedział(a):
My bet is that she does not, but since it is likely staged, in reality it does not matter.
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Reality being the checkpoint in all of this? Fuck her drama. It's all bullshit and why anyone would knowingly give her coin to support this fat drama fest is beyond me.

I just look and laugh. These two lardasses were made for each other.
 
Dry Gorl powiedział(a):
I cringed when Becky "walked in" exactly when Amber was talking about her "secret" gift. And then, listening to the hambeast huffing and puffing while making the arduous 3-yard trek to the bathroom... With the terrifying "phone in boob" angle... Did you really have to film all of this? Sheesh. It wouldn't surprise me if the whole thing was staged, too.
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What I found interesting about this totally not staged clip was how Wasabi looked in the crafty diversion tactic that Amberlynn pulled. He either has a skin disorder or he’s been badly clipped.
 
I thought the ornaments were ka-yoot, and even the tattoos, while... a thing... were not the worst things in this video.

I hadn't checked in on ambular in a while. Glad to see she got fatter. Get it gorl!
 
At the end of the vlog during the cute Twinkie and Rarity scene, you can see tell-tale stains on the carpet where a pet (most likely poor Twinks) has messed on the carpet. No animal should resort to doing that unless they have health or behaviour issues. Poor Twinks obviously isn't being taken out enough :heart-empty:
 
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