ULTA HAUL & FRIDGE ORGANIZATION | 12.9.2020 - Lynnmas Day 9: More basic-bitch food and product reviews. Harry Potter and SpongeBob sperging.

[Dry Gorl]

I cringed when Becky "walked in" exactly when Amber was talking about her "secret" gift. And then, listening to the hambeast huffing and puffing while making the arduous 3-yard trek to the bathroom... With the terrifying "phone in boob" angle... Did you really have to film all of this? Sheesh. It wouldn't surprise me if the whole thing was staged, too.

 

[C3PBRO]

She's definitely never mentioned having a pet snake and a pet chick at the same time. And I could tell by Becky's uncharacteristically common-sense qualifying question that Amber was fucking lying about it. What a retarded thing to lie about.

12:25-12:42:

Ah yes. When I think of ALR "kind, genuine, and giving" are the first things I think of.

The weird way Amber was simpering and preening about being a Gryffindor at 12:00 made me gag. She thinks she's the hottest shit while that couch under her cooch stinks like low tide.

 

[pot of sneed]

That looks surprisingly normal.

If you have a family, maybe. For Amberlynn? Less than a week's food supply.

 

[krazy orange cat]

I'm thinking she'll quit Cuntmas soon. There's really not much left for to her show us is there? Maybe for the remainder she can show us the contents of one cupboard a day, like an IRL Advent calendar for those with only one remaining brain cell.

 

[shameful existence]

It's interesting how all this consumption has lead to no refinement in taste. You'd expect someone who goes through so much food, drinks, decorations, clothes, perfumes, make-up, earrings... to start distinguishing quality from crap. But she's never made any progress in any of the fields. I wonder how many 30yo women even buy celebrity perfume.,. they're marketed to teenagers, that's why they look the way they look.

 

[Meygen]

Becky looks like humpty dumpty wearing a toupee

 

[ADHD]

Who the hell told this piggy that she looks "younger" without her whore lashes?

Gorl, you don't look a day younger than 40, with or without them.

 

[MrsLoveMom]

Why does she keep buying makeup and shit when she goes no where and there's a pandemic? It's a rhetorical question because we know she's retarded. Who else throws money away on elementary school crap other than she and Becky? How will those SpongeBob tats look when Beck's 50? Those two are personally keeping trade going with China, I swear to God.

Also, ALR is goddamn huge again. How did she gain like 100lbs in what, a month?

 

[Alaska Thunderfuck]

It's like we've said from the beginning, cancer causes temporary weight loss (for her). Where you might see someone with cancer who is emaciated, her and Jen have no plans to become healthier or to live, for that matter. They'd rather swallow their gravy, shit their beds, and die that way than make a real change.

 

[Luna Mothews]

We went from endless talks about muh mentalz to endless talks about beckys dead relatives again. This vlogmas is so dreary I’m starting to miss Jenny Craig.
Also thanks to this thread for helping me realize she said she had a baby chick, because with Amber’s poor annunciation all I could hear was baby chink.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Becky’s tributes to her dead nephews:

Spongebob ornaments
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Excuse you, haydur, that's ORD-a-mints.

Her fridge looks disturbing, bc of the an amount of money which she spent on unhealthy food:

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"Oh, don't worry about that. That's mostly Becky's stuff, teehee."

Didn't she tell us at some point that orange juice is unhealthy? Or is that just Becky's orange juice and she totally doesn't drink it you guys

She did, insisting that it was not good for you because it has added sugars. Yeah, it's called the juice of oranges, dipshit. (Cued)

 

[PigSlopSoups]

I feel like the only time we get any type of "personality" from Becky is when she's talking about dead relatives.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

My take on today's vlogs.

I think the reason she mentioned her fake eyelashes is that she lost them, as she said, a while ago, so she is giving us a reason why she is not wearing them, it makes her look older. In reality, she is too lazy to buy another pair.

Her description of those perfumes was so cringy. No women over 20 yo should ever use such concoctions. And no, these perfumes are not marketed to guys.

The fridge reorganization was pure filler. Why even mention it in the title, and why not showing us being done?

So, they bought gifts for dead people. Is that a thing in Kentucky? I never heard of it.

The banter between them should be relegated to 15 yo friends and not adults. Funny, in the end, she mentioned that she wanted as a gift a WLS doctor. I guess the last one gave her a flat "no" as an answer.

 

[Angel Dust]

I think the spongebob ornaments and tattoos for the dead nephews is kinda cute actually. She does seem to genuinely miss them

 

[dfranki723]

Poor me I had cancer and I deserve all the mean comments, I'm just so humble poor fatty Hambo.

As if anyone believes this shit, if she uploads that reaction video she will 100% be expecting a waterfall of ''poor you, you totally don't deserve the haydurs'' comments. You have a hysterectomy, shut the fuck up about it. The cancer only gets brought up so she can fake cry.

 

[nutritionsituation]

My take on today's vlogs.

I think the reason she mentioned her fake eyelashes is that she lost them, as she said, a while ago, so she is giving us a reason why she is not wearing them, it makes her look older. In reality, she is too lazy to buy another pair.

Her description of those perfumes was so cringy. No women over 20 yo should ever use such concoctions. And no, these perfumes are not marketed to guys.

The fridge reorganization was pure filler. Why even mention it in the title, and why not showing us being done?

So, they bought gifts for dead people. Is that a thing in Kentucky? I never heard of it.

The banter between them should be relegated to 15 yo friends and not adults. Funny, in the end, she mentioned that she wanted as a gift a WLS doctor. I guess the last one gave her a flat "no" as an answer.

It is kind of a thing in the south amongst a certain socioeconomic sector, you will see crap all over graveyards, looking tacky as shit.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

The fridge reorganization was pure filler. Why even mention it in the title, and why not showing us being done?

Abso-tootly! WTF does reorganizing your fridge have to do with Christmas? Nothing. Just more shit to blather endlessly about.

It is kind of a thing in the south amongst a certain socioeconomic sector, you will see crap all over graveyards, looking tacky as shit.

Same here in the southwest and Mexico, except it's more roadside shrines than graveyards. Something something native belief because the soul leaves the body at the place the person died. There's one on 85 south that you would swear was a tribute to the Dallas Cowboys because of all the Cowboys fan stuff packed on and around it. It's not; it's a shrine to someone who died there.

 

[Fandom Trash]

The eyelashes on Amber's shirt is supposed to look like its screaming for help.

 

[Billie Ross]

My take on today's vlogs.

I think the reason she mentioned her fake eyelashes is that she lost them, as she said, a while ago, so she is giving us a reason why she is not wearing them, it makes her look older. In reality, she is too lazy to buy another pair.

Her description of those perfumes was so cringy. No women over 20 yo should ever use such concoctions. And no, these perfumes are not marketed to guys.

The fridge reorganization was pure filler. Why even mention it in the title, and why not showing us being done?

So, they bought gifts for dead people. Is that a thing in Kentucky? I never heard of it.

The banter between them should be relegated to 15 yo friends and not adults. Funny, in the end, she mentioned that she wanted as a gift a WLS doctor. I guess the last one gave her a flat "no" as an answer.

Hambo want to show how generous she's to Necky's DEAD mom, because when she was alive and suffering she couldn't spare some pennies.
Hey... let's give her some presents now that she is DEAD!
The only people these two scums trick are Abbey Sharp and O2B.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

So, they bought gifts for dead people. Is that a thing in Kentucky? I never heard of it.

If they recognized Dia de los Muertos, I'd cut them some slack. But they don't. Usually here in the South, the hillbillies buy tacky "in memory of" stickers to slap on the win-der of their pickup truck, right next to the sticker of Calvin pissing on the number of a NASCAR driver they don't like, and above the traitor flag sticker that has a caption of "heritage not hate".