[16-Jan-2020] DarksydePhil is filing for bankruptcy (general thread) - and has officially done so on January 31 2020, meaning a lot of his finances have become public

[Marchesa of the Vast]

Do you have a wife?

Null here taking the self-owns to own the tractors.

 

[actually]

Well he's basically an overpowered anime character at this point.

Nah, Phil is a fanfic self-insert Mary sue at this point.

Do you have a wife?

Does Phil? He appears to have a female roommate.

 

[William Tell Underpass]

DSP once again proven worlds greatest businessman. 100% bankrupcy court success, get on Phils level Trump.

At this point Phil's luck is strong enough for him to be the star in some comedy movie. Shit's hilarious.

In 60 years Phil is gunna get his own Tigerking style miniseries.

 

[Tranny Dick Noballs]

If there is one thing I learned coming into KF via Weeb Wars, it's that getting personally invested means you're just as autistic as the cow. Nothing kills the joke of a lolcow's life like getting genuinely emotionally involved in the stakes.

Phil is a dumbass. It's hilarious to watch this man hit every fucking hurdle on the track of life and keep running. He's like the last of a species that for all intents and purposes should have gone extinct. Buckle in. This is gonna be fun.

Absolutely - I've seen it far too many times on the farms, but each time the fallout has been hilarious. Personally, I love that it blurs the lines between who is and isn't a lolcow. If you're so personally invested in Phil that his "victory" in getting Chapter 7 makes you livid, then you might be a thread away from superlolcowdom yourself.

The guys spilling their authentic EyeTalian spaghetti over this is really the icing on this glorious cake.

 

[hundredthousand]

one day when the Earth is just a barren ball of ashes, there will remain only the cockroach Phil and his anime statues.

 

[feral cat #6385]

wtf gamers, Rekieta lied to us! let's doxx his ass and make lots of troll tips on his next stream calling him a fag and not a real lawyer

Looks like Rekeita is 0-18. SQUAK!

 

[BR55]

If there is one thing I learned coming into KF via Weeb Wars, it's that getting personally invested means you're just as autistic as the cow. Nothing kills the joke of a lolcow's life like getting genuinely emotionally involved in the stakes.

Phil is a dumbass. It's hilarious to watch this man hit every fucking hurdle on the track of life and keep running. He's like the last of a species that for all intents and purposes should have gone extinct. Buckle in. This is gonna be fun.

I'm just amazed that people care so much.
He's just a greasy loser who got to declare bankruptcy.
The way some people are pissing and moaning you'd think he was a child molester or animal abuser being let free to wreak more havoc on the innocent.
Nihilistic doom posting about how "The System" works or declaring that there is no God is just the height of ween cope.
Were people expecting Phil to be dragged through the streets in some display of cosmic justice?
Sometimes you just have to sit back and laugh at the absurdity of it all.

 

[Tranny Dick Noballs]

DSP once again proven worlds greatest businessman. 100% bankrupcy court success, get on Phils level Trump.


In 60 years Phil is gunna get his own Tigerking style miniseries.

The Gout King - a Legacy built on Luck? Find out more on our 12 part limited series only on Tencent's Disney Plus.

 

[Beavis]

Since when did Rekieta promise everyone a pig roast? That wasn't the impression I got from his DSP stream at all.

People make Nick into whatever they want him to be.

Citibank, AMEX, BOA, Discover, and most other financial institutions just got DARKSYDE DICKED. Shout out to Wells Fargo for firing phil back in the day and being the only bank who wouldn't give DSP a line of credit. Now that he's flush with all that vest cash and no debt him and kat are going to go hard at taco bell. First the WWE Champions saga and then the bankruptcy saga, this year has already beat last years secret wedding and 2k critter reveal. Hopefully we get a couple more good story lines before the end of the year like maybe they take in Kat's dumpster cum slut sister. See you guys at the next one.

After throwing down on a super size chalupa meal they're going to book the 3 day cruise of their dreams!

 

[The Jokester]

Holy Moley. Jim was right. DSP will be the last person on the Internet. The man just can't die.

Is DSP the protagonist of the world?

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

I'm just amazed that people care so much.
He's just a greasy loser who got to declare bankruptcy.
The way some people are pissing and moaning you'd think he was a child molester or animal abuser being let free to wreak more havoc on the innocent.
Nihilistic doom posting about how "The System" works or declaring that there is no God is just the height of I HAVE AUTISM PLEASE LAUGH AT ME cope.
Were people expecting Phil to be dragged through the streets in some display of cosmic justice?
Sometimes you just have to sit back and laugh at the absurdity of it all.

In my experience it's common for people to get upset when they realize that the laws that they've been following their entire lives were merely just suggestions.

 

[School of Fish]

Since when did Rekieta promise everyone a pig roast? That wasn't the impression I got from his DSP stream at all.

And Rekieta Law never claimed his predictions to be as gospel. He's just guiding the audience on what may or may not happen based on legal grounds and even then anything unexpected can happen in a court of law.

It's not Rekieta Law that is wrong, it's the people that listen to his streams and some think they now know how the justice system works.

 

[NSJAP]

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

Autism is a hell of a drug.

 

[ILovePudding]

And Rekieta Law never claimed his predictions to be as gospel. He's just guiding the audience on what may or may not happen based on legal grounds and even then anything unexpected can happen in a court of law.

It's not Rekieta Law that is wrong, it's the people that listen to his streams and some think they now know how the justice system works.

Get Nick's balls out of your mouth, he doesn't swing that way.

 

[4str4staleatherbelt]

First I Stand With Vic... then the Anti-Os... now the DarkSydeDetractors... When will Kiwi Farms stop backing the wrong horse?

 

[Just Some Other Guy]

Lol @ the amount of cope and saltiness in this thread. As if people tie their lives to what happens to cows here. I think I get more laughs out of the people who post page after page of "This is totally going to 100% happen because it has to!", only to watch it get wrecked in an instant.

 

[DZoomer]

From what I've gathered by reading this, many things can still happen, so no need to think that this is over.

Still, it is pretty funny to see how invested some people are.

Phil is a lolcow, guys. Remember to lol.

 

[Keanu Reeves]

This is really making me miss the SoK, I bet they would have a glorious salt stream after this announcement. Fred Fuch's is probably fuming right now

 

[johnjohn99]

wow this thread is fucking popping today! who knows, maybe this is a turning point and dsp will have a change of heart, get a real job, and stop being a manchild for donations on stream