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Are you kidding? His sauce takes over 7 hours to make dude. Gotta boil that sugar to make it even sweeter.
And remember he physically can’t relax on the couch while making the sauce because he’s got the sauce in his mind!

relaxing for Philip means every immediate chore is taken care of and far away from him and his precious couch

I’ll never get over him bitching about how he has no time to relax after stream and one of the gargantuan tasks keeping him away from his precious relaxin time before that bitch of a wife got home was him showering...like taking a shower isn’t “me time” or some massive struggle. This dude probably considers getting off his ass and waddling over to the fridge for water as cutting into his relaxing
 
Holy shit.
You have illuminated me. Some legit crunched facts right here. I am speechless. Just speechless on how someone can be this irresponsible. It bites him hard in the ass now, it will destroy him soon.
Even if phil had some hidden paypal or off shore account at some time, he would have emptied it out a long ago. He is unable to save money and not spend it now to have more money to spend later. He needs everything now, he can't wait. You also see it with games, like how annoyed he is by the preparation steps it needs to build cool stuff in minecraft survival.
Phil is like the ultimste fastfood 'murican stereotype: buys shit he can't afford and doesn't need, uses credit cards insted of savings, eats unhealthy bullshit insted of cooking something himself and is proud of a heritage he knows nothing about.
 
I believe the mistake people make when trying to figure out Phil's schedule on his day off is simple: they believe in Phil.

Just assume everything he says is a lie. Apart from going to the grocery store and eating at a restaurant, I doubt he does anything else.

He is clearly not in a fulfilling relationship. So he probably just stays at home all day, eats junk food, plays gacha games, masturbates and watches wrassling. Khet probably stays locked in her room and plays some vidya.
I'd say that if she's even still living there, she's going out with her boyfriend and Phail tries spying on her.
 
Related: Phil describes his disgusting showering habits

I like how he's only quarter Eyetallian but describes himself as the greasiest greaseball to ever walk this earth. An Italian fresh off the boat from Sicily who owns a pizza shop in Little Italy wouldn't be that greasy, good god.
 
Phil describes how busy a normal streaming day is for him
https://youtube.com/watch?v=OEeNYOa2W54:2038
It's a wonder he's able to squeeze making a giant pot of authentic Italian sauce into such a busy day.

Related: Phil describes his disgusting showering habits
https://youtube.com/watch?v=WZ7ILS3Gh0U

Notice the use of wiggle words. The "Truth of the matter is" he says he "tries" to shower every day. Its not important if he does or doesnt. He tries to shower daily.
 
Notice the use of wiggle words. The "Truth of the matter is" he says he "tries" to shower every day. Its not important if he does or doesnt. He tries to shower daily.
Well alotta peepul have requested lots of things. But they have never requested a shower video since his last one where he was mocked for having noodle arms and a stool in the shower.

I mean stool as in something you sit down in not as in literal shit.
 
Hi, I'd like to put $50 that at 50 streak he announces he is voluntarily moving out of the condo. Double down if he's wearing his flannel pj pants.
If Phil wants to stick it to the detractors, this would be the best way to do it, except for a miracle to avoid this bankruptcy. Brag about the still very nice apartment he could afford with Katherine by his side, making the best of his situation and can still get $200+ every day for doing nothing. Of course, he won't do this.
 
Phil is working so hard on his day off you have no idea


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He didn't even have time to spend with wife! Can you believe it???

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And he eats his first meal at 10pm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Watch out for Gin tweet at 2am then

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If Phil wants to stick it to the detractors, this would be the best way to do it, except for a miracle to avoid this bankruptcy. Brag about the still very nice apartment he could afford with Katherine by his side, making the best of his situation and can still get $200+ every day for doing nothing. Of course, he won't do this.

He'll die in that house before he moves or is forced is move out.
 
One of the things that’s always irked me the most about Dark are the constant affirmations that his life is incredibly physically and mentally exhausting. Every day, he has to remind you he’s constantly doing adult things yet never explicitly mentions what those things are. Vague mentions of having to make a meal in-between streams, take care of... things, talk to his wife, spray his cat with water, and maybe rearrange a thing or two in the house. Yet the few times where he has to actually do adult stuff (fixing a broken exercise bike, attending important meetings on time, paying bills on time, making sure your life doesn’t fall apart), he miserably fails at all of them.

This fat loser basically describes mundane activities that any normal person performs on a daily basis, who wouldn’t find the need to ever mention doing such things because they’re so basic.

I assume the constant reinforcement of “adult Phil doing adult things” is for two reasons: one to appear in front of his audience of wheelchairs as an extremely busy guy who doesn’t have the time to do anything outside of the very long hours of streaming he dedicates daily to improve anything related to the stream; and two to convince himself that he has a “hard” life and is indeed productive throughout the day.

I think Phil has become unable to distinguish between his lies and reality. He has become so accustomed to this cognitive dissonance mechanism that he uses to absolve himself of any fault that he actually believes the nonsense that he spouts.

I mean, think about this for a second: what adult man would ever take the time to show off to 25k people on Twitter that making a disgusting pasta sauce is a difficult task that’s worth bragging about? I’m 4 years younger than Dark and I never act like what I do during the day is difficult or worthy of attention. His life has become so pathetically insulated and non-eventful, making sauce is the equivalent of competing in a triathlon. The chronicling of DSP’s day-to-day activities is one the most depressing trainwrecks I’ve ever witnessed.
 
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One of the things that’s always irked me the most about Dark is his constant affirmations that his life is incredibly physically and mentally exhausting. Every day, he has to remind you he’s constantly doing adult things yet never explicitly mentions what those things are. Vague mentions of having to make a meal in-between streams, take care of... things, talk to his wife, spray his cat with water, and maybe rearrange a thing or two in the house.

This fat loser basically describes mundane activities that any normal person performs on a daily basis, who wouldn’t find the need to ever mention doing such things because they’re so basic.

I assume the constant reinforcement of “adult Phil doing adult things” is for two reasons: one to appear in front of his audience of wheelchairs as an extremely busy guy who doesn’t have the time to do anything outside of the very long hours of streaming he dedicates daily to improve anything related to the stream; and two to convince himself that he has a “hard” life and is indeed productive throughout the day.

I think Phil has become unable to distinguish between his lies and reality. He has become so accustomed to this cognitive dissonance mechanism that he uses to absolve himself of any fault that he actually believes the nonsense that he spouts.

I mean, think about this for a second: what adult man would ever take the time to show off to 25k people on Twitter that making a disgusting pasta sauce is a difficult task that’s worth bragging about? I’m 4 years younger than Dark and I never act like what I do during the day is difficult or worthy of attention. His life has become so pathetically insulated and non-eventful, making sauce is the equivalent of competing in a triathlon. The chronicling of DSP’s day-to-day activities is one the most depressing trainwrecks I’ve ever witnessed.
He is chronically out of shape, very likely regularly sleep-deprived, also likely in some stage of alcoholism and almost assuredly depressed (the real kind, not the fake kind that makes you insult people on the internet).

Not to play devil's advocate but that combination would make getting out of bed exhausting for anyone.
 
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