SO EXCITED FOR 2020!!! | Vlogmas Day 17 2020 12/17/2019 - I’m so excited I can’t withstand it right now

[gay cowboy]

Therapy would be tough to work for Amber, at least the methods like CBT/DBT/Polyvagal stuff used today.

They'd try to get her to stop thinking about her past and focus on the present... but, the problem is her present is so uniquely fucked up that where do you start convincing Amber to change. Her entire worth is based on being a 600 lb fat blob.

It's not just that she's dwelling on the negative aspects of her past either, she's dwelling on the positives as well. She lives in the past because honestly the Amber of the past was in a better situation than the Amber of the present (not counting the foster care/possible abuse). I mean think about it, she was skinnier, she was able to lose weight at one point, she had a girlfriend that was lively and wanted to go out and do things with her, she had reasons to leave the house, and her health wasn't nearly as bad. Her present reality is the fact that she's 600 pounds, dealing with health issues that could kill her, she's likely constantly in pain, her girlfriend is basically a vegetable, she can't stop gaining weight, and she has no reason to get out of the house other than to buy food. The only thing she has is money. That's sad, and I think anyone in that position would want to think about anything but the situation they're in.

I guess any normal adult would recognize that they've done this to themselves and make the steps to improve after coming to terms with the state of their life, but in true Amberlynn fashion, she just buys more journals to write down the resolutions she'll never actually achieve.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

And who's gonna inherit her hoard and her YouTube money?!
Imagine Ambers and Beckys mom's fighting over it

I wonder who would win in a fight between the two of them? They're both pretty scrappy.

This bitch really spent almost $400 on planners and stickers. She's done so much humanitarian work, she really needed a reward type situation.

For someone who rejected schooling/work and lacks structure in the worst way, it almost seems like she craves it, the way she attempts writing in all these planners, making charts, and using journals. It's like she wants to make childish little school assignments for herself that are easy and doable so that she can pat herself on the back. Too bad she never follows through or accomplishes anything she plans. Actual busy people would see this garbage as unless busy work. I wonder if she has a sticker chart for chores?

I wonder if they make thunder-vests for land whales

They make weighted blankets. Maybe she could sew, tape, have Becky duct tape two or three together for her since her other blanket is not working.

 

[Concerned Vagino-American]

She's done so much humanitarian work

That's still up for debate

 

[DJAndyMD]

That's still up for debate

She is doing us a favor by not spawning/reproducing

 

[497]

I wish we got a full shot of Mount Pilimanjaro to see how big it is, Becky seems to be pretty far from Hamber

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looks like Becky in a casket. no worries though AL is so busy she needs 6 planners. We even get to see her weight loss one.... wait till we see the new fitbits and water bottles for the new year.

 

[ADHD]

How is she going to feel in March when she has not one, but six, empty planners? Successful?

She's going to have forgotten all about them long before March.

 

[Mad Asshatter]

Is it safe to assume shes off her meds? It looks like she's in her manic planning phase before she starts something new. Can't wait for the inevitable burnout

Maybe she's buying the planners because she's already setting up to start a new diet for a New Year's resolution. No doubt she's going to be hearing about tons of other people doing them through the comments, she'd probably want to jump on that gravy train.

 

[Dr.Research]

I personally don't see her surviving next year.

And what sort of goals could a 600 pound chick could have?

Weight loss, duh.

 

[Wyzzerd]

I swear if she doesn't make it to 2021 and my death pool prediction is wrong I am never doing business with the divination union of oracles ever again.

I'm hoping for the next year we get a new player in the landwhale Kentucky opera. Someone who either makes Amber ambitious, excited, or just pissed off. Something to get our gorl into either a big dramatic fight or forces her to go out and do stuff.

Or she just falls and breaks her shelf ass and we get a nice hospital saga where she tries to entrap another boyish sped lesbian in the bed next to hers.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

My soul has died.

Recapping because I’m bored and I hate myself.

0:00 Nice to see we’ve completely given up on raping our ears with that horrid intro!
0:21 AL is putting’ out those matin’ skills informing us that yes, she’ll be 29 in 10 days… which means she’ll be 30 in a year and 10 days. If she’s lucky.

Technically, it is one year and eleven days, since 2020 is a leap year - you know, when November has 31 days.

ETA: I love that we've been back to the usual ratios for quite some time now. That puts a smile on my black heart.

 

[benzyne]

Imagine this fucking beast grabbing you by the back of your head and pushing you into her greasy, sweaty, rancid pair of sad tits. The horror...

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can someone edit this with the dark souls you died screen

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Technically, it is one year and eleven days, since 2020 is a leap year - you know, when November has 31 days.

ETA: I love that we've been back to the usual ratios for quite some time now. That puts a smile on my black heart.

Fuckadoodle dandy, now don't I feel like an exceptional idiot. Thanks for the correction!!

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Fuckadoodle dandy, now don't I feel like an exceptional idiot. Thanks for the correction!!

You're just the messenger, dude, reporting what Hamber said, don't worry. She's the one with rather large (ha!) issues with math.

 

[a bootiful jung woman]

What you need to do is set a fucking alarm every hour and get up and walk around for 5-10 minutes.

She has an apple watch for that!

 

[A Skeleton]

and she still wont weight in lmfao

 

[MissLosR]

Maybe she's buying the planners because she's already setting up to start a new diet for a New Year's resolution. No doubt she's going to be hearing about tons of other people doing them through the comments, she'd probably want to jump on that gravy train.

I want to agree with you but also can't see her not buying more for that specifically. If 6 planners is fine, why not 7!

 

[Fupacabra]

can someone edit this with the dark souls you died screen

 

[canadiancxnt]

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A true express ticket to hell.

 

[Mad Asshatter]

Technically, it is one year and eleven days, since 2020 is a leap year - you know, when November has 31 days.

ETA: I love that we've been back to the usual ratios for quite some time now. That puts a smile on my black heart.

Isn't it February that has the extra day? Unless they moved it to November...?

I want to agree with you but also can't see her not buying more for that specifically. If 6 planners is fine, why not 7!

True. I forgot that she likes to buy just to buy, she has nothing much left in life now but to eat, watch the Thumb be a thumb, and Youtube. Planners probably make it seem like her life is still going somewhere, when in reality it is slowly being eroded away down to four walls, a bedpan, and a gormless Thumb obediently offering up endless plates of food.

 

[a llama weighs 450lbs]

amber thinks there are 31 days in november. february getting an extra day is a normal leap year, then there are amber leap years where november gets the extra day.