SO EXCITED FOR 2020!!! | Vlogmas Day 17 2020 12/17/2019 - I’m so excited I can’t withstand it right now

[Botched Tit Job]

I have a happy planner for work/ meetings/ social activities, so when she said she got one my first thought was "ok, not crazy so far, let's see how she messes this up." Of course she had to take the heinous route and have SIX. because one of her 8000 journals can't be a gratitude journal. That wouldn't involve spending more money.

 

[ThoughtsAndPrayers]

How about Hamber trying once again to convince us that she showers every day?

Sure infected belly button, infected bladder, perfume and aromatic candle hoarder, grease hair and poop bun, 600pounds ... it all screams hygiene and self care

 

[novalins]

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These proportions just freak me out.
She looks like an obese midget right here.

looks like her arm is straight up decomposing

 

[Fandom Trash]

I personally don't see her surviving next year.

And what sort of goals could a 600 pound chick could have?

 

[Concerned Vagino-American]

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Here Our Gorl shows us her technique for jerking guys off in movie theatres in exchange for popcorn.

 

[ThoughtsAndPrayers]

I personally don't see her surviving next year.

And what sort of goals could a 600 pound chick could have?

We can hope for the bedbound saga. But she can go at any moment in very anti climax ways

 

[Moonpie]

 

[mekalekahi]

Shes afraid of tornados but ate a plate of keilbasa while hooting and laughing with the window open. Pick a fear and stick with it, dont pick a fear that day just to seem dainty and quirky.

Honest to god dude I would lose my mind being around people like her and eric who vocally mention there fucking anxiety every 2 seconds. Welcome to earth where almost everyone has anxiety. It always storms and shit where she lives and now today her "stomach hurts"

 

[hundreddaysofscootypuffin]

This bitch really spent almost $400 on planners and stickers. She's done so much humanitarian work, she really needed a reward type situation.

 

[FatalTater]

She has an antibiotic resistant bladder infection but the pain in her abdomen is from storm anxiety. Okay.

 

[dingobaby]

She has an antibiotic resistant bladder infection but the pain in her abdomen is from storm anxiety. Okay.

I wonder if they make thunder-vests for land whales

 

[EvaBraunsGhost]

Clearly it's the wind that's shaking and quaking her bowels and definitely not the several pounds of sushi she inhaled the night before.

Maybe it's Becksters soup beans still making their way through...

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Reminds us once again she's not feeling well - finds a new reason. What happened to calling the doctor & making an appointment because her UTI isn't going away? She forgot a crucial planner - one for when Becky shouldn't be driving but is. She'll need 1 subdivided into driving to get groceries, driving to pick up fast food, driving to restaurants. She's seriously slacking - she ALMOST has too much planning to think about to actually DO anything; almost. Another planner or 2 should take care of that niggling detail.

 

[GeorgiaGuidestones]

I personally don't see her surviving next year.

And what sort of goals could a 600 pound chick could have?

I do but I’m predicting this UTI she has is going to catch up to her soon and it won’t be pretty.

 

[Joshua Graham]

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I am imagining ALR sprinkling "heaven water" on Becky to expel the benzo demon.
"The power of Christ compelling you!"

 

[Turd Fergusson]

About the planners. I am wondering from which century ALR is from. I've never heard of anyone having more than 2 planners (one professional, the other personal). Nowadays, most busy people are using electronic organizer software since meeting requests are mostly made through emails or other electronic means.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

New festive icon up for grabs, happy Herpedays to all!

I'm taking this, thanks!

She keeps looking worse and worse. Will 2020 do her in?

 

[RandallBoggs]

buying a whole planner just to write down "things I'm grateful for every day"? that's the most autistic shit I've heard in a while

there's literally apps for that, doesn't she have an iphone 10 or something. jesus christ

 

[DubbleBubble]

What's she got to be excited about in 2020? More infections, micro seizures, heart attacks, inevitable obesity related death?

It gets so goddamn depressing watching someone waddle toward death like a clueless hyperactive penguin.

 

[Belle Ariel]

oh just what she needed, another notebook...