Recapping because I’m bored and I hate myself.
0:00 Nice to see we’ve completely given up on raping our ears with that horrid intro!
0:21 AL is putting’ out those matin’ skills informing us that yes, she’ll be 29 in 10 days… which means she’ll be 30 in a year and 10 days. If she’s lucky. Edit: Except we both forgot that 2020 is a leap year, so 1 year and 11 days. DAMMIT.
0:28 Goes through what her typical routine was today. Woke up, weighed herself (lolz you a lah), showered (hair is in a poop bun, you still a lah), got ready (meaning drawing sad eyebrows on her face).
0:33 First friends mentioned - speaking with them on Marco Polo or some shit. Like we care, Amber. We all know you don’t have any real friends.
0:51 Oooo, we’re going to clean today. Yay. How excited.
1:04 Worst music ever as she gives up sped up waddling and rearranging shit.
1:33 Now she’s going through her chokers and jewelry and shit. We are liveeeeen.
2:00 Shows up a still overly loaded box of earrings and chocker tree, professing she actually got rid of a lot of stuff.
2:34 Shows boxes of shit that she’s going to give away or give to her ‘friends.’ More shit for D&D.
3:02 Sperging about Disney +, we get another Amberism. Two, actually. First, “We’ve been watching Christmas movies and we’ve seen majority” followed by “I’m actually so excited right now that I can’t even withstand it.” Authorlynn strikes again!
3:20 Laments that she only made it halfway through the Christmas movie she was so excited about because she has a super short attention span. Can’t expect anything more from our gorl. Then goes on to show us the weather outside. She is disappointed that it doesn’t look as dark on camera as it looks in reality.
3:23 Whining that her stomach hurts and blames it on the weather. Dumbass. And she then goes on that she loves the rain, but hates the storms because thunder, lightning and wind are scary.
4:15 Amberlynn shows us her lacking dexterity by being incapable of opening a door.
4:42 Going on to the Gucci bamboo set. With the ‘rolly on’ that’s going into her purse.
5:27 Explains how she’s afraid to try new lotions, but finally got around to the Gucci shit and it ‘smells like heaven’. Apparently Becky loves it. She speaks with so much enthusiasm it’s hard to believe! Becky’s enthusiasm was evident in how much she moved from her spot on pillow mountain (spoken not at all).
6:46 Wow, they hang their pictures with duct tape. Talk about trashy.
7:05 Sperging about planners and wishing she was sponsored by said planners. Planners! To plan all that shit in her life!! Like breakfast and lunch and dinner!
7:40 Now going through her cyuuuuuuooooote planners. Going to write what she’s grateful for and other bullshit in this crap. Dude, it’s a fucking daily planner, meant for people who actually have shit they have to organize and schedules they must make. AL has absolutely no legitimate purpose for these.
9:06 Ah, we have a start date. She’s going to be writing in her shit planners/memory diaries/what the fuck ever she wants to call them starting January 1st. This will be another thing to avoid talking about her weight gains.
10:07 We’re on the forth journal and I don’t give a shit. Let’s see. What she’s dreaming/gracious for, her memories, social media, budgeting, no more shits given.
10:58 The pastel striped journal will be for her meal plans, grocery lists, weight loss, etc. We will never see this journal again.
11:25 “These are my happy planner stickers. There are quite a few that I have boughten.”
12:00 Horrid chest-fat cleavage closeup. Thanks, AL. I didn’t need my eyes anymore; the bleach I will use to wash them after finishing this video will feel fantastic.
12:50 Going through what she uses stickers for. Ugh. So lame and boring.
13:05 She admits that her video is lame as fuck. I agree with her.
No comment of the day, no music save one stupid song clip during her sped up cleaning, no effort. 0/10, do not watch.
