[October 23, 2019] NEW REEEEEEMERGENCY - The begging season starts earlier every year...

What's the emergency?

  • Money. It's always money.

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  • D-I-V-O-R-C-E

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  • He's actually being held hostage and has to pay a ransom to the crazy half-sister

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For what it worth, this is the face of Phil just the moment before he revealed the $1800 tip goals

You tell me if that's a face of a human(or pig) that is about to tell the truth or lie.........

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Promestein powiedział(a):
"I got married early this year, but my parents paid for everything"
How can he say that without a hint of shame? One thing is to not be able to pay your bills and ask your paypigs to do it for you, but another thing is to have to ask your parents to finance your WEDDING.
Jesus, I wonder how must they feel that their son is a parasite whose only talent is being a laughingstock on the Internet, not even a comedian.
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I honestly would not be surprised if his mom is giving him the money and his dad doesn't know she is.
 
Promestein powiedział(a):
"I got married early this year, but my parents paid for everything"
How can he say that without a hint of shame? One thing is to not be able to pay your bills and ask your paypigs to do it for you, but another thing is to have to ask your parents to finance your WEDDING.
Jesus, I wonder how must they feel that their son is a parasite whose only talent is being a laughingstock on the Internet, not even a comedian.
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This is the thing I find most fascinating about DSP.

He is SO DESPERATE to convince people that he isn't spending money because then he thinks he won't be able to beg as hard (since he has money to spend) that he comes across so much worse.

No guys, I didn't pay for my own wedding! My elderly dying parents bought everything for me AND gave me $4,000+ for taxes. I just happened to waste $24 on two Wifi passes on the flight (one of which I couldn't even use) and spent like $50 in airline snacks and food. Why are you fucking dummies criticising me for spend $50 on food; we HAD to eat! See what I mean? These fucking trolls just want my wife and I to starve apparently.
 
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Every other thing Phil says contradicts the previous statement.

I don't pay attention to trolls. They try to hurt me but they can't. I'm not going anywhere! By the way I need $1800. I can't tell you why because trolls will use it to hurt me. If I don't get $1800 I will lose my house and I will be gone!

I need $1800 by the 31st. If I don't get this money, I am over. I lose my house and everything. I calculated it to exactly $1800 and not a penny less. I have no way lf getting this money except for asking for your help. Of course if we don't raise the full amount I will still somehow make it work.
 
N0thingICanDo powiedział(a):
For what it worth, this is the face of Phil just the moment before he revealed the $1800 tip goals

You tell me if that's a face of a human(or pig) that is about to tell the truth or lie.........

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Surrounded by, let's not forget, Halloween decorations his mother supposedly bought for him.

So, either

a) Phil's mother cares more about buying tchotchkes than her only son keeping his house, or

b) Phil bought the decorations himself (or Kat did, whatever) and he's in just as much danger now spending $120 on the same game as he was earlier in the month.

In either case, Phil really ought to consider a new set of concrete boots and a relaxing, one-way trip to the bottom of the serene Puget Sound.
 
Something people don't seem to know is that you filing bankruptcy doesn't mean you lose everything.

You still keep your house (not more than one) and car, along with whatever other debts you choose to keep and not file on. The only reason Phil shouldn't have already filed chapter 11 or 13 is if he did what I said earlier and lied about his income to get higher credit lines.
 
For the record: during yesterday's late stream, DSP very clearly stated he will "refuse offline donations" :
















(he didn't record this for Youtube, obviously, so this is taken from DarkDave's Mirror stream @ 30:25 > https://youtu.be/FjPAGTZ3TCA?t=1825)

Quotes:

"Alt_F4, who tipped me a dollar, says: "If you were to get offline donations, would you be transparent about it and add them to the goal?" Yes, the problem is; I don't accept offline donations - they HAVE to go through my tips, it's that simple."

"If anyone tries to email me behind the scenes, saying: "Oh, I wanna do something out of the transparency of everyone", I'm not accepting it. I refuse. It HAS to be through a stream, it's that simple. It has to be through transparent means, so that way it's trackable and you don't have people accusing me of shit."
 
What's with the bright white light in his face? I swear it's brighter than usual. Is he trying to make himself look even more haggard? Is Phil taking tips from ProJared in how to shoot a video to make yourself look sympathetic?
 
Dsp apparently needs to "raise funds" in a week or else he loses his house or something (again), so he continues to play pretty shit games to bore his audience to death.

"contributions are slowing down, man. Idunno what's happening" followed by a 2-5 min session about how he REALLY needs to make this fuckin money.
Fantastic
 
AckedyACK powiedział(a):
One of those patrons - I kid you not - is Planetjeff. On top of all those tips, he was also still a patron. So it might be mostly cases where fans just desperately try to get attention from papa Phil like little kids, any way they can.
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Knowing the way DSP works, Jeff probably wants to be including in the Patreon nominations or special forums or ask DSP questions during "ACKS the King" and DSP won't let him unless he's an actual patreon. Those other thousands of dollars Jeff gives him don't count.

It's like his Minecraft auctions: only giving him the top single donation counts. Someone asked him if he could name something since he gave DSP hundreds of dollars but lost the top bid and DSP said "too bad; you lost; you know the rules."
 
In DSP mind, he believes that his audience is cash loaded around holidays. I wonder what he is going to pull during Veterans day. "I don't know if you knoooww but Khet is a veteran and the Stoopid government is late with her check and things are really tight right now*snort*" He's going to pull something November 1st.
 
Sparkletor powiedział(a):
Every other thing Phil says contradicts the previous statement.

I don't pay attention to trolls. They try to hurt me but they can't. I'm not going anywhere! By the way I need $1800. I can't tell you why because trolls will use it to hurt me. If I don't get $1800 I will lose my house and I will be gone!

I need $1800 by the 31st. If I don't get this money, I am over. I lose my house and everything. I calculated it to exactly $1800 and not a penny less. I have no way lf getting this money except for asking for your help. Of course if we don't raise the full amount I will still somehow make it work.
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That's how all of his never-ending financial woes are, where he makes $100K a year, never leaves the house except to buy food, yet has to "pay bills" 31 days a month, even in February. Yet he will still get bailed out somehow.
 
Okay...so...D$P desperately needs $1,800 by the end of the month or all his best laid plans that he's been working on for months and months will all be for naught. His wife, however decides to buy a $60 game she could get free off of her husband's Playstation gamepass. She does not want to wait until he gets the game using console credits bought by his fans. She wants to play the game now! D$P says that "she bought the game so that he could save money by not having to use his money to buy the game". They're married, right? They are married, but her money is seperate from his. They are married, but instead of "her money" being used to help out in during this desperate situation...she buys a $60 game he was going to obtain later. Huh? Add to this that due to D$P being to impatient to take a moment to google a solution to sharing a game OR simply playing the game on stream signed onto his wife's console...he plans to SPEND $60 to BUY A SECOND COPY of the game!?! Desperate need of that $1,800 or everything will unravel, but able to have $120 of the household income spent on ONE game he could play another time...or his wife LET him play off her account...OR he/she could spend a moment to figure out how to 'game share' her copy! Nope! and this is why I am pressing X to doubt his 'The End is Nigh!' narrative.
 
Raven'sChild powiedział(a):
She wants to play the game now! D$P says that "she bought the game so that he could save money by not having to use his money to buy the game". They're married, right? They are married, but her money is seperate from his. They are married, but instead of "her money" being used to help out in during this desperate situation...she buys a $60 game he was going to obtain later.
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I'm convinced that Dark is still selling himself as the bigshot Youtuber to Khet. On the other hand, it'd be hilarious if Khet heard some begging through the studio door and tried to help out by getting the game.
 
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