[October 23, 2019] NEW REEEEEEMERGENCY - The begging season starts earlier every year...

[ZehnBoat]

he's also trying to frame it as kat advising him to tell his fans as little as possible, why would he say he was advised to share as little as possible.

because for some reason dave likes to paint himself as a basic bitch who has to be told to do everything

 

[Muppetmode]

Again, his property taxes are almost certainly built into his mortgage payments. The only way the property taxes aren't getting paid are if he's not paying the mortgage payments on the CT condo.

@SoapQueen1, scenario question for you. If (and it's a huge IF) Phil actually went through with the whole "I'm just going to foreclose on the CT condo by not making payments" plan, could the bank / mortgage holder come after him and demand that he pay the property taxes or else they'll sue him for it?

This couldn’t be for his tax plan could it?

 

[James Smith]

@SoapQueen1, scenario question for you. If (and it's a huge IF) Phil actually went through with the whole "I'm just going to foreclose on the CT condo by not making payments" plan, could the bank / mortgage holder come after him and demand that he pay the property taxes or else they'll sue him for it?

Of course they could if he still owes them money. A foreclosure is just the sale of collateral to get the money lent against that collateral. It's not a replacement for paying what you owe.

As of today there are no federal, Connecticut superior court, or Washington superior court civil cases involving a "Phil Burnell", "Philip Burnell", or "Burell".

 

[sammyrdurham]

Here's a complete backup/archive of the emergency segment.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=D0NQe-4V6V8

Jesus FUCKING Christ, I think he looks more unsettling than he usually does there.

Literally looking like a fucking vampire with that slickbackhair. If he was clever enough, he'd dress as a fucking vampire for Halloween, but that'd mean him embracing the meme of being pale as fuck, which won't happen. "I take my vitamin Ds, dood, I'm fine, ackackack"

 

[TheTractor]

I'm curious if he's going to include the overnight donations into the 1800$ goal; he never included those into his scummy bi-daily 100$ goals.

 

[FalsePositive]

Jesus FUCKING Christ, I think he looks more unsettling than he usually does there.

Literally looking like a fucking vampire with that slickbackhair. If he was clever enough, he'd dress as a fucking vampire for Halloween, but that'd mean him embracing the meme of being pale as fuck, which won't happen. "I take my vitamin Ds, dood, I'm fine, ackackack"

Never forget: Count Ackula.

 

[Shambler]

I'm curious if he's going to include the overnight donations into the 1800$ goal; he never included those into his scummy bi-daily 100$ goals.

he wasn't there for those, they don't count obviously! HE NEEDS THOSE TIPS NOW, not overnight! fucking nudniks

 

[Raven'sChild]

I dont understand why he doesn't just pay bills with his income then have kat put all her work money into a savings fund. After enough time he'd have some money saved up, Why does all the money in his househould have to evaporate right away? Also he has plenty of things in his house he could sell at a pawn shop for money.

Apparently Mrs. D$P's money is separate and not part of the household income. According to D$P during 2nd stream this problem with game sharing was not as earlier mentions about wanting to share PvZ with her, but being unable to ( because I guess he realized his story made zero sense)*. Now, the story is that Mrs. D$P "really wanted to play Outer Worlds and she bought the game with HER MONEY so he wouldn't have to use HIS MONEY to buy the game". D$P can't figure out how to get the game to 'share' on his console and refuses to play it logged into her account. Keep trying? Look up the issue himself? Call tech support? NOPE! He's gonna spend $60 to buy ANOTHER copy of the game to play on HIS console...

He gave up on trying to figure out how to share Outer Worlds with Khat, he'll just buy Outer Worlds again for himself.

He needs that money, he really does, by the way.

Edit: He really got triggered by him not being able to play Outer Worlds from Khat's console using the game share feature.

He went on a rant about how his life is about people are out there to fuck with him 24/7 for every little thing that he tries to do, when all he does is him wanting to play games. Everyone else is allowed to share games except him. Sony is mean to him, fuck 'em.

And he now shits on the chat for constantly telling him what to do, "I tried that, didn't work! Weren't you listening? Thank you for the dollar tip, dickhead."

*

 

[The_MmmBop_Gang]

Another year to add to the beggacy; another end of the year emergency. We've got twenty more years of this shit, easily. He's practically a pupa stuck in stasis at this point.

It's going to be so surreal to see this old ass manchild still pulling this shit from a nursing home. Maybe nursing home is optimistic... He's going to be 65 and still pulling this shit from his dusty man cave in Renton. Ridiculous.

 

[big ups liquid richard]

This is why you buy physical copies, Philip. So you don't have to beg for permission to play it on every console.

Former paypig sees through the latest pignosis. (I always thought he was DSP's bastard son tbh)

Nicholas Thompson on Twitter

“@TheyCallMeDSP 2017: I'm behind of state taxes. I need a large amount of donations or I'll lose my house. 2018: I'm behind on federal taxes. I need a large amount of donations or I'll lose my house. 2019: I'm behind on bills. I need a large amount of donations or I'll lose my house.”

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Nicholas Thompson on Twitter

“@TheyCallMeDSP If you were in danger of losing your house it would have happened already. But keep telling everyone how serious this is. Oh and don't forget to wait until the holiday season to reveal the full story. Because it never gets old.”

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[DarkSoulsPhil]

"I was advised not to talk about specifics"
"I'm going to lose my house"
"I will be sued"

This is 100% about not paying his mortgages (or at least the CT one) and his bank sold the mortgage to someone else who is a LOT more aggressive about getting the money back. His bank would have let him tread water on interest forever. Something must have changed and thats why it was sold.

The advice is legit, no way would a lawyer (all those appointments last few weeks) would tell him to talk about it (debt collection agency would be watching) since its really bad to give information freely like that to your legal opponent. Whoever holds the mortgage right now has him by the balls and is threatening to take him to court to recover ALL of it. I'm not Dave's accountant but given the value of the property has halved, they COULD go after his WAkhando for the balance (if his debt is structured poorly which is unlikely)


If they can't go for the WAkhando directly, they could indirectly by:
- Force judgement in their favour for x amount (its a free win for them, Dave cannot possibly win only delay)
- Dark can't raise amount (probably 100k since hes only paid interest afaik)
- Forced to instantly sell WAkhando to pay debts, which:
- Triggers the bank who holds the WAkhando mortgage to call in their debt
- Dark is homeless with an empty bank account, no employment history, no retirement and 2 angry k/cats

$1800 is JUST to tread water on this property. Its not $1.8k to make the CT place go away for good, its just delaying the, what is almost certainly, the inevitable

tl;dr Dave's world could collapse on him simply because he owes someone who is aggressive about debts. Makes me wonder if its an actual Bank or some private debt recovery company (probably the former)

 

[MoonRocker]

Finally caught up on the latest drama. For a guy who’s all about ”positivity,” “chill,” and “fun,” never underestimate DSP’s ability to generate more drama than any other Twitch thot that’s currently streaming. At this point, these intermittent begging/ drama segments are what’s keeping him alive and notorious. What a fucked up way to live your life.

Few things of note re: this newest REeeemergency:

1. As usual, he provides no details about why he needs your money. And he fell back in the usual “peepul are going to hurt me and my family” shtick when there has been verifiable evidence that nobody has tried to fuck with DSP for fucking years. You have to go back to 2015 for the SWATing and he wears that incident like a badge of honor and a permanent carte blanche for his pity parties. Pathetic behavior for a man reaching into his early 40s.

2. In typical Phil fashion, he couldn’t help but slip out a few juicy details. First, he mentioned not being able to legally talk about this issue and how it didn’t make sense. Confusing language but it hints at wanting to avoid defrauding a financial institution of some kind to cover his own ass. Also It appears that Khet is advising him to not divulge details about this whole situation (could be a typical lie). Talked about “setting the pace,” which to me seems he’s talking about the pace of his financial stability.

3. Speaking about his wife.. where the fuck is she in all of this Phil? That’s what a marriage is for dumbfuck. Your wife should be helping you through all of this. She works full time no? And saves all her money, right? $1,800 Shouldn’t be an issue especially if you could pay her back. Fuck you for forcing the people who watch your shitty streams to enable a lifestyle you don’t deserve.

The balls this guy has... demands $1,800 over a 7-day period but refuses to say why.

The fact that it works is what astonishes means the most. Any person with two functioning brain cells would immediately smell the BS and refuse to give any money until proof is provided. But his cadre of orbiting autists are going to pony up the money, without fail. DSP reminds me the world is a shitty place and fairness is a social construct that has absolutely no meaning in the end.

 

[millais]

"I was advised not to talk about specifics"
"I'm going to lose my house"
"I will be sued"

This is 100% about not paying his mortgages (or at least the CT one) and his bank sold the mortgage to someone else who is a LOT more aggressive about getting the money back. His bank would have let him tread water on interest forever. Something must have changed and thats why it was sold.

The advice is legit, no way would a lawyer (all those appointments last few weeks) would tell him to talk about it (debt collection agency would be watching) since its really bad to give information freely like that to your legal opponent. Whoever holds the mortgage right now has him by the balls and is threatening to take him to court to recover ALL of it. I'm not Dave's accountant but given the value of the property has halved, they COULD go after his WAkhando for the balance (if his debt is structured poorly which is unlikely)


If they can't go for the WAkhando directly, they could indirectly by:
- Force judgement in their favour for x amount
- Dark can't raise amount (probably 100k since hes only paid interest afaik)
- Forced to instantly sell WAkhando to pay debts, which:
- Triggers the bank who holds the WAkhando mortgage to call in their debt
- Dark is homeless with an empty bank account, no employment history, no retirement and 2 angry k/cats

$1800 is JUST to tread water on this property. Its not $1.8k to make the CT place go away for good, its just delaying the, what is almost certainly, the inevitable

tl;dr Dave's world could collapse on him simply because he owes someone who is aggressive about debts. Makes me wonder if its an actual Bank or some private debt recovery company (probably the former)

Hmm, if the situation is so dire that he may lose both kahndos to the creditors, maybe that explains his recent and seemingly unprovoked frustration at his parents' failure to move out of the "ghetto" of Bridgeport, CT. He is dreading the possibility of having to move back in with them and is wishing that they had sold their old cigarette-smoke smelling house and moved to a nice new McMansion in the suburbs, fit for receiving the King and Queen of Gout during their financially-induced exile.

 

[DarkSoulsPhil]

Hmm, if the situation is so dire that he may lose both kahndos to the creditors, maybe that explains his recent and seemingly unprovoked frustration at his parents' failure to move out of the "ghetto" of Bridgeport, CT. He is dreading the possibility of having to move back in with them and is wishing that they had sold their old cigarette-smoke smelling house and moved to a nice new McMansion in the suburbs, fit for receiving the King and Queen of Gout during their financially-induced exile.

It would not be hard to show an income to RENT a place in RENT-ON. Nothing wrong with renting, would help him develop savings to buy a place (again) in a few years. He makes about 10k a month, rent would be 2-3k max (i dont know WA housing market, just my local one in AUS and thats a VERY comfortable place for 2-3k) and the rest (~7k) would go towards paying credit card debts and savings. Shit a place thats 1.5k a month here is decent (especially given he lives in his office). He would be unbelievably stress free in that situation. He could THEN buy a place with HIS WIFE in maybe 5-10 years. Given most of his income (approx 80%) is going towards INTEREST on debt, thats an insane financial situation to be in.

Its a fucking sign Dave, give it up, home ownership (and the resulting mortgage) is a responsibility you are not ready for.

 

[millais]

It would not be hard to show an income to RENT a place in RENT-ON. Nothing wrong with renting, would help him develop savings to buy a place (again) in a few years. He makes about 10k a month, rent would be 2-3k max (i dont know WA housing market, just my local one in AUS and thats a VERY comfortable place for 2-3k) and the rest (~7k) would go towards paying credit card debts and savings. Shit a place thats 1.5k a month here is decent (especially given he lives in his office). He would be unbelievably stress free in that situation. He could THEN buy a place with HIS WIFE in maybe 5-10 years. Given most of his income (approx 80%) is going towards INTEREST on debt, thats an insane financial situation to be in.

Its a fucking sign Dave, give it up, home ownership (and the resulting mortgage) is a responsibility you are not ready for.

The Cat (the feline one) might have to go. I'm not sure what it's like in Renton, but the animal-friendly landlords are not so common I think.

 

[Near]

I like how he is acting like 1800 dollars is some massive amount of money. If you're gonna lose your house over 1800 dollars get a job dumbass.

Well you see, he NEEDS that money. Or he'll literally die. And then lose the house.
He has to pay bills every other second after all.

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

Well you see, he NEEDS that money. Or he'll literally die. And then lose the house.
He has to pay bills every other second after all.

Wyświetl załącznik 983232

Phil, if your existence is literally paying bills every moment you aren't shaking your begging cup online, then suicide really would be a legit option.

 

[harbinger]

"I was advised not to talk about specifics"
"I'm going to lose my house"
"I will be sued"

This is 100% about not paying his mortgages (or at least the CT one) and his bank sold the mortgage to someone else who is a LOT more aggressive about getting the money back. His bank would have let him tread water on interest forever. Something must have changed and thats why it was sold.

The advice is legit, no way would a lawyer (all those appointments last few weeks) would tell him to talk about it (debt collection agency would be watching) since its really bad to give information freely like that to your legal opponent. Whoever holds the mortgage right now has him by the balls and is threatening to take him to court to recover ALL of it. I'm not Dave's accountant but given the value of the property has halved, they COULD go after his WAkhando for the balance (if his debt is structured poorly which is unlikely)


If they can't go for the WAkhando directly, they could indirectly by:
- Force judgement in their favour for x amount (its a free win for them, Dave cannot possibly win only delay)
- Dark can't raise amount (probably 100k since hes only paid interest afaik)
- Forced to instantly sell WAkhando to pay debts, which:
- Triggers the bank who holds the WAkhando mortgage to call in their debt
- Dark is homeless with an empty bank account, no employment history, no retirement and 2 angry k/cats

$1800 is JUST to tread water on this property. Its not $1.8k to make the CT place go away for good, its just delaying the, what is almost certainly, the inevitable

tl;dr Dave's world could collapse on him simply because he owes someone who is aggressive about debts. Makes me wonder if its an actual Bank or some private debt recovery company (probably the former)

I know I’m being optimistic, but I really hope this is what’s going on. And I hope he fails. This is the story arch I’ve been waiting years for. Karma could be about to slam it’s horse-cock shaped strap-on right up Philip’s Darksyde.

 

[Royalty Free Fish Food]

Phil, if your existence is literally paying bills every moment you aren't shaking your begging cup online, then suicide really would be a legit option.

Shotguns with toe triggers aren't free, dood!

 

[Takodachi]

Here's a complete backup/archive of the emergency segment.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=D0NQe-4V6V8

"I got married early this year, but my parents paid for everything"
How can he say that without a hint of shame? One thing is to not be able to pay your bills and ask your paypigs to do it for you, but another thing is to have to ask your parents to finance your WEDDING.
Jesus, I wonder how must they feel that their son is a parasite whose only talent is being a laughingstock on the Internet, not even a comedian.