[October 23, 2019] NEW REEEEEEMERGENCY - The begging season starts earlier every year...

[Comma]

Here's a complete backup/archive of the emergency segment.

 

[BallBuster]

$200 tip from”nobody”. Nice try Jeff.

 

[Just_living]

Imagine getting a shoutout like that for a $200 tip.. "Obviously I have no idea who that may be"
Right, Phil..


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He probably figured he was getting a large lump sum so he turned off the camera so he could check his email.

Just a wild guess he makes 350-400 during the day stream and around 80-100 during the night stream.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Gee guys I dunno what's going on chat's been as slow as someone sitting on a bus in traffic that doesn't realize he can watch and donate through his smartphone *snort* oh hey look a thousand dollar tip from someone who clearly doesn't get paid in taxpayer dollars and didn't leave a name or any information.

 

[DSPGouting]

Here's a complete backup/archive of the emergency segment.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=D0NQe-4V6V8

Holy shot that receding hairline though, when he moves his head at certain angles he looks like a genuine B Movie sci fi villain now.

Get som sunlight Dave JEEEEEEZE

 

[Near]

Oil magnates p-please respond!

He'll get away with it. And turn profit while at it. The DSP deep state will make sure of it

 

[Surly Muppet]

This is one weird scam. I'll be interested to see if he hits or surpasses the goal.
Phil has posted a $200 tip goal for each day between first and last stream.
If he means his "one week" target is next Wednesday, that means that, assuming he was here every day and met the goal, he would have hit $1400 anyway. If he meant the 31st as the end of the month and simplified it to 'a week', then it would have been $1600 anyway.

So all this really amounts to is a goal that will hopefully drive people to just throw a little extra because of some added urgency and drama. As he will probably still take a day off despite this desperate situation, it also allows him to potentially take a day off without 'losing' the tip goal income for that day. This is nothing. This is a goal basically just to push his standard begging quota a little further.

He also did that thing again where he said 'even a little bit will help'. This probably means that the people who feel Phil sits on spending money and begs for extra to stretch his spending are right. Every bit will help him to cover the cost of this additional thing without eating into the reserve money. So he's fine regardless. This is probably the laziest beg and crisis on record.

EDIT: He is doing some solid clowning with WWE. I can't tell if it is because it is feeding his precious wrasslin' 'tism, or if it's because the scam has already kind of worked - at $237, he already made today's quota and a chunk of yesterday's (or his day off's).

 

[big ups liquid richard]

 

[the khat quaffer]

We all know he's gonna get the $1800.

Every single person in this forum including their mother knows he's gonna get it.

Whether it's from Jeff 'Fuk da trollz' Anderson, another equally sad paypig, or from Mama Burnell. His REEEmergencies always pull them in. The most enjoyment we can get from this is watching him flail hilariously for a few days.

Don't get your hopes up.

 

[Near]

We all know he's gonna get the $1800.

Every single person in this forum including their mother knows he's gonna get it.

Whether it's from Jeff 'Fuk da trollz' Anderson, another equally sad paypig, or from Mama Burnell. His REEEmergencies always pull them in. The most enjoyment we can get from this is watching him flail hilariously for a few days.

Don't get your hopes up.

He really does make getting thousands upon thousands of dollars on short notice seem like nothing. This is like a non-issue to him at this point.

 

[DSPGouting]

Hmmmmmmm

 

[JustcallmeVi]

Did Phil get extra bald in one day? His hairline looks fucked today (even more than usual)

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Guys, he's in the worst financial situation of his life and needs you to give him tips. He's so stressed that he'll be bald by Christmas. Just look at him

 

[Salubrious]

This scam wouldn't bother me "as much" if DSP even showed the least bit of gratefulness. Or at the very least, not laziness.

Even twitch thots offer 10 more minutes of dancing if they hit their sub goals.

DSP not only offers nothing for hitting the goal, but then claims that YOU are the selfish asshole for asking for things in return. Him just "producing content" is all people should want from him. He needs that money, he really does.

There's no effort to work overtime. There's no effort to do anything extra.

It's like Farmville; you need to hit the tip goal every beggathon just to keep getting what you are already getting, just like if you don't farm crops every week they rot away.

He's just going to keep starting his streams at 11 AM and taking a 2+ hour break in the middle. We know he's awake at 2:30 AM, but he's still going to clock out at this usual time. Apparently he's super busy between 9 PM and 2 AM. He can't just go to bed at 11 PM and then wake up to start streaming at 8 AM; that would be crazy talk.

 

[toothless_banana]

I liked how he went on about "if you're a fan...saving up for later in the year, now's the time to donate." Knows the Thanksbegging season is a big draw, but bilking his paypigs for that money now. Probably will get it, but might be funny if the Thanksgiving-New Year well is dry.

 

[Pargon]

might be funny if the Thanksgiving-New Year well is dry.

You must be new here.

He does this every year. The well is never, ever, dry.

 

[kebab4you]

You must be new here.

He does this every year. The well is never, ever, dry.

Speeds gets holiday money from relatives which they send straight to piggy's black hole.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink]

This shit seems so weak, that’s not even a hard number for him to make in a week...this begging shit seriously wasn’t even necessary.

Wish he wouldn’t make it so we could see him squirm but even if he didn’t cry poor and beg he’d still make that amount over a week most likely

You must be new here.

He does this every year. The well is never, ever, dry.

Hey to be fair last year things were looking kinda bad, his Christmas stream was a disaster and he had like two marathon streams that didn’t hit the goal. It seemed like most of his real whales might’ve moved on....and now we’re here lol

 

[architects]

Let me know who donates please, I'll do what I can to provide a dox. Call it neghole pozzing I don't care, but shame these people who support this con artist however you see fit.

You're doing the lords work. They have got to be some of the most exceptional people in the world. Dude goes with the same gimmick every single time...."I can't tell you anything....It's BAD...Lose my house....BUT give me money"....and these fucks fall over themselves. Expose the shit outta them.

 

[Nypical Haterade Comment]

New possible pay pig spotted:

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Account created within 2 hours of the emergency tweet, starts begging for attention in an annoying manner and dumping money into the black hole out of nowhere.

Could be a troll as well, but who the fuck can tell the difference anymore, right?

-EDIT- It's going down. He's even going full screen face cam for this:

- Yep, it's money. He needs to "make a big payment to be on track to getting back slowly" regarding his debts by October 31st. He's already speculating about "if this amount is getting raised", saying "it would be a miracle."

Time to open your wallets for the umpteenth time, pay pigs.

- He needs $1800 before November 1st and that amount will be the tips goal for the coming seven days.

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- Says "It's do or die. If I don't make these payments [plural], people could start suing me and I might lose the house."

It’s not *the* black shirt, but it’s still *a* black shirt, so the “beg in black” trend continues.

 

[Pargon]

Hey to be fair last year things were looking kinda bad, his Christmas stream was a disaster and he had like two marathon streams that didn’t hit the goal. It seemed like most of his real whales might’ve moved on....and now we’re here lol

We'll know when things are actually bad when he starts providing any sort of proof of him being close to ruin.

Until then, treat every claim of "can't give specifics becuz muh safety" as a lie and an indication that things are perfectly fine, save for maybe him not being able to afford whatever bauble has caught his eye lately.