Well since the coverage on all the "sights" of the park is complete, all that's left to do now is talk about minor shit in the park or details I missed or didn't have yet. For those who just got here, my coverage starts at page 500 with the opening ceremony.
For starters here's the food items on Docking Bay 7's menu, most of which you can already get in other parts of Disney like the plaza, Hungry Bear, 50s diner and Lamplight Lounge.
First off is one I covered before but want to cover again for those who just got here and for the sake of having the whole menu on one post, since this is the worst food item at the park, its "A Taste of Takodana".
This vegan bowl of veggies and crap is part of the kid's menu and is made up of black bean hummus, edible soil, nuts, raw veggies and gluten-free multi-gran crisps. It looks like fungus and it tastes like fungus, being really spicy and gooey which just turns kids away and yet its supposed to be for 3 year olds. All reviewers hate it and the nicest thing anyone can say about it is that its "too sophisticated for simple palettes such as ours". The lore behind this its that its a "nature salad" from
Takodana, which is the first Yavin 4 knockoff in TFA (the second being the one with the
Rebel Resistance base) and its where yellow Yoda lives and according to Disney canon, Takodana is the home planet of
chickens. In case you missed it before, the lore of Docking Bay 7 is that all the food is made by yellow Yoda's mutant chef.
None of the veggies or anything have any alien names, its just tomatoes, lettuce, etc. The taste of Tacoshit costs 8.49 (with tax).
This is the Fried Endorian Tip-Yip. I've talked about this one before but here it is again for the same reasons as the takothing but with the missing details.
Its a rectangular chicken strip with mashed potatoes and veggies, all marinated in large amounts of butter and organic gravy. Its the same stuff you can get at the 50s diner the difference being the shape of the chicken and the overabundance of butter and gravy. Its one of only two things in the restaurant that's consistently well rated, however there's been reviewers saying who ate this same dish several times but it would taste different depending on the time of day, for example tasting dry and overcookeed or barely flavorful at times, which I guess means that the appeal of the dish depends on which employee is cooking back there. The lore behind this is that
Tip-Yips are Endorian chickens which are domesticated by Ewoks and were seen in ROTJ, the Ewok movies, Ewok cartoons and anything ewok-related. It costs 16 dollars. There's also a healthier alternative called Roasted Endorian Tip-Yip Salad that replaces the butter, gravy and mashed potatoes with an organic vegetable salad, pumpkin seeds, green curry ranch dressing and quinoa. It looks gross, tastes meh and costs 13.99.
There's also a kid's meal version which is the same as the adult's but smaller and comes with veggies, macaroni and cheese instead of mashed potatoes much like in other kids meals at Disney. It costs 10 dollars.
Now comes the shit I didn't cover.
This is Smoked Kaadu Ribs.
Its a really salty and sour pork rib marinated in some kind of sour Korean sauce. Its served on top of a blue berry muffin and cabbage slaw. The pork is not good but the muffin is enjoyable even though its just a regular blueberry muffin you can get anywhere, but the problem is that they don't sell the muffin separately. The lore behind this is that the pork ribs are supposed to be Kaadu ribs, with the
Kaadu being the the two-legged duck horses from the prequels which are ridden and domesticated by Gungans. I would like to say that this is like the other pork ribs at the park except its not since this one is described as incredibly sour and salty. This thing costs 16.99.
This is the Braised Shaak Roast.
Its served only at dinner hours. It is a beef pot roast with gravy, shredded veggies, cavatelli pasta, wilted kale and mushrooms. Some reviews say its an interesting combination but its the same as the beef pot roast you can get at the plaza inn. The lore behind this is that its made from Shaak meat, with
Shaaks being those extra thicc bovines from the prequels and other pre-Disney media. Shaaks come from Naboo obviously. The rest is just irl food. The whole thing costs 18.99.
This is Yobshrimp Noodle Salad.
Its just shrimp, veggies and noodles which is the same shit you can get at the lamplight/ariel's grotto. Yobshrimps were temperamental purple crustaceans from Naboo in pre-Disney lore that were a delicacy among Gungans who would eat them alive because it was dangerously fun for them.
Honestly sounds more fun than the park. The dish costs 10.99.
I'll just be copypasting what I said before about the breakfast dish. If Disney can do it, so can I.
This one's called the Bright Suns Morning which costs 11 dollars. It consists of a three cheese egg bite omelette, two pork sausages (same ones you can get at Ronto Rosters), a potato and a mustafar bread roll. The roll you can get at the Cantina too. I already talked about the roll on the last page. Everything else is just irl stuff with no lore. Maybe there will be some lore one day depending if an employee feels like coming up with something or actually knows obscure SW info.
I'll get to the rest later.
