[8 July 18] Phil "packing heat" - Substitute phallus in his pants

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This is just another chapter in the long, long book of Phil attempting to feel good about himself by trying to scare other people. It's one of the reasons so many people dislike Phil as a cow (and probably in person too). His whole damn life revolves around dressing, speaking and acting like someone that he thinks people will be too scared to confront. He spouts violent rhetoric all the time because he thinks it makes him look so aggressive that everyone will respect him out of fear. In fact, it just makes him look like a wanker that hates everyone, someone so negative that he has no redeeming features. He genuinely gets off when people see him on the street and cross the road to stay away from him. He thinks how he dresses and all his tattoos make him look frightening and threatening to others.

What he doesn't realise (or tries not to see) is that people don't look at him with fear, they look at him with disgust. People avoid Phil not because he looks frightening and badass, but because he looks like the kind of person who talks to themselves and chimps out on randoms because he's delusional and/or mentally ill. He looks like he smells and is totally nuts. It's not a fear thing, and it's not positive. People just don't want filthy hobos encroaching on their day. Whether Phil recognises this and denies it or is completely oblivious I don't know, but his attempts to gain personal power by playing dressup are plainly obvious. It's why he's so obsessed with firearms and weapons - he thinks by showing them off, people will be intimidated. That's why he collected the spent bullet casings and took them home, to prove that he was all manly and shot a real gun (everyone else just sweeps them up and dumps them as they're trash and a pain in the ass). All in a piss-poor attempt to not look like the fat, re.tarded sped he knows he is and has been seen as for all his life.

Poor Phil. Whatever he tries, it just doesn't seem to work to get people to respect him.
Phil is just so... Phil. He's in a class all his own on the re.tard scale. Wants to be manly. Cut off his source of manliness. Wants to be frightening and intimidating. Nobody will be frightened by a faggot with a surgical vagina between his legs, Phil.

Now the mangina regret is setting in and he's doubling down on other ways to feel like a "real" man because he made the biggest mistake of his fucking life. Something something Freud phallic representation by gun. Except I think he despairs every time he looks down and sees that septic mistake of a surgery (at least partially fused by now) and knows in his disgusting little faggot heart that no matter how many guns he shoots off he will never regrow his penis.
 
People avoid Phil not because he looks frightening and badass, but because he looks like the kind of person who talks to themselves and chimps out on randoms because he's delusional and/or mentally ill.

He also looks like the type of person that would chop their genitals off to spite a forum of strager who make fun of him, as well as to spite his father for something that never even happened. He also looks like the type of mentally unstable person that has argent's and screams at mailboxes and inanimate objects trying to make a point because no one will indulge his fantasyies or believe them.
 
Ok This is all kinds of fucked but whats really the problem is the stance.
He is leaning back away from the target (Red spine circled in yellow),
You need to press forward to gain a little more stability this is all kinds of fucked.
Second. Get a real holster. They make them for a reason.
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Something to think about: The one thing people tend to actually take home from the range (other than the guns, goggles and ears) is paper targets with extremely well placed shots. Its autistic but.... hey I've done it.

That means Phil's grouping was so awful he couldn't even show off the targets or keep them.
 
Is the potato a leftie? Because if he's not, he's cross-drawing and with his metal belt fatflap above the hammer like that, he'll shoot himself trying to pull it out. That, of course, if it were a real gun and not an airsoft as everyone can clearly see from the lack of a magazine.

It's a gun, Phil, not a samurai sword, you don't need swing momentum. Draw it from the side of your dominant hand.

Ok This is all kinds of fucked but whats really the problem is the stance.
He is leaning back away from the target (Red spine circled in yellow),
You need to press forward to gain a little more stability this is all kinds of fucked.

Ok, that image confirms he's right handed. Also, what worries me the most is not his autistic stance but the fact that nobody there in the Separatist Army of Muh Feelings corrected him or held his back. Firing like that is dangerous as you can fall back and shot someone by accident.
 
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His whole damn life revolves around dressing, speaking and acting like someone that he thinks people will be too scared to confront.

My favorite was when he flew into a tard rage and literally lost a knife fight with a potato.

Ok This is all kinds of fucked but whats really the problem is the stance.
He is leaning back away from the target (Red spine circled in yellow),
You need to press forward to gain a little more stability this is all kinds of fucked.
Second. Get a real holster. They make them for a reason.
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People say it's amazing you can tell Phil is a sped just from his eyes even when he's wearing a mask. I think it's amazing you can tell he's a sped even looking at him from behind without his face even visible.

He just holds himself like a tard.
 
Something to think about: The one thing people tend to actually take home from the range (other than the guns, goggles and ears) is paper targets with extremely well placed shots. Its autistic but.... hey I've done it.

That means Phil's grouping was so awful he couldn't even show off the targets or keep them.

"Yeah I ended up shooting my target so bad that it was totally obliterated, so I took home this completely untouched target as a reminder."
 
"Yeah I ended up shooting my target so bad that it was totally obliterated, so I took home this completely untouched target as a reminder."

Judging by the pictures, his target was actually nothing more than a hillside.

This means Phil is so bad at shooting he can't even handle paper targets.
 
People say it's amazing you can tell Phil is a sped just from his eyes even when he's wearing a mask. I think it's amazing you can tell he's a sped even looking at him from behind without his face even visible.

He just holds himself like a tard.
Its almost like these really "HARD" antifa people don't get how to shoot guns.
Also a IWI Tavor, seriously?
That shit is way too expensive for what you get out of it. Just stick to AR's and AK's everything else is a meme and is bad.
 
Ok, that image confirms he's right handed. Also, what worries me the most is not his autistic stance but the fact that nobody there in the Separatist Army of Muh Feelings corrected him or held his back. Firing like that is dangerous as you can fall back and shot someone by accident.

I wonder if Phil's exceptionalism keeps him from being left or right hand dominant...like an autistic ambidexterity.

I'm right handed, and shoot with my right eye and right hand being dominant. I also play hockey with a left handed stick and bat left or right handed, but I can only throw with my right. I also snowboard "goofy" which is right foot forward, which I guess is strange.

I'm right handed, but there are a few things I do in a way that isn't a-typical for a rightly.

Do I have to worry I might be autistic as Phil?

*checks penis*

Phil is fucking raterded.
 
Judging by the pictures, his target was actually nothing more than a hillside.

This means Phil is so bad at shooting he can't even handle paper targets.

I imagine it didn't even occur to phil to actually shoot at something or practice aiming. He just wanted to shoot the gun, like sitting on daddy's lap while he drives the big truck.
 
Its almost like these really "HARD" antifa people don't get how to shoot guns.
Also a IWI Tavor, seriously?
That shit is way too expensive for what you get out of it. Just stick to AR's and AK's everything else is a meme and is bad.
I pointed this out earlier, anti isreal commies bought one of the most expensive jewish fire arms made.

It's a riot, used imported "commie" AKs cost more than brand new "capitalist" ARs now. Since everything is a fashion show to these losers, I figured I'd loosely list the history and economic system they got famed and rep.

Also one of the only legal ever Nork AKs sold for more than a corvette.

I don't know what analogy to really make the Tavor to other trendy things but I guess the iPhone, costs more, people hate the way it's made but brush it off and it really doesn't do anything better, different but not better also it's a pain in the ass to upkeep.

Tavors also first came out with a serious flaw of cracking the stock from an arms length drop, and this is a fire arm made to serve a mil. So the jews ... jew their own IDF.

If you have a bullpup fetish this gun should still be low on the list, the AUG is top tier with out a doubt and even more comfy to swap for south paws. I thought Phil was all about different able bodies?
 
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