[8 July 18] Phil "packing heat" - Substitute phallus in his pants

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Knowing Phil he'd break in the window/sneak around the house of somebody with a real gun.

To anyone concerned about Phil getting a gun in his name, Oregon is full of Liberal cucks, it's not Michigan. They put you through the wringer and would tick all the boxes for "should not touch a gun ever". Anyone who supplies this tard with a gun would deserve the consequences.
We thought that about Phil mutilating himself too, so I can legit see him get a gun out of autistic spite/desperate attempt to feel power in his life. Not that it matters though, since Phil getting a gun would be hilarious to me.

Phil'd be more likely to kill himself or get gunned down by either a cop or a Samaritan than anything else should he decide to think with his overcompensation device and fail to enact his violent fantasies. And that's if he doesn't get picked up for being a suspected incident waiting to happen, which'd also make me bust a gut.
 
See, Phil WOULD somehow figure out how to get a real gun, just to spite us (like the stinkditch since I honestly don't have a clue if that is legit or not since people are talking like it didn't happen, but I care so damn little about it other than if it's going to kill him at some point I haven't lost sleep over the confusion).

And then he'd figure out Ammo isn't cheap. Or he buys the WRONG ammo somehow. Phil would inevitably fuck it all up as he is prone to doing so.
 
Phil is honestly run out of ideas he played the "I totes have a gun" antics before he left Philly.

He was lying his ass off then, and is now. Phil has mentally stepped back so far, how long until he forgets he got the stink ditch and starts telling us he's gonna get his dick cut off?

Honestly, he's dumb enough to forget he lost his dick.

To be completely honest here, you honestly believe that since Phil is the smartest kid with down syndrome, he probably has left notes around the hellhole to remind himself that he has a vagina now, b and he can't use that excuse as a means for donations now. If for some reason Phil hasn't trashed the place to remind himself, going to give him about 6 months to ultimately forget he got his dick chopped off and start begging again, only to be called out by some one and exclaim that it's only a gash and the real thing is happening soon
 
Guys, what if Phil is actually in possession of one of these?

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This is just another chapter in the long, long book of Phil attempting to feel good about himself by trying to scare other people. It's one of the reasons so many people dislike Phil as a cow (and probably in person too). His whole damn life revolves around dressing, speaking and acting like someone that he thinks people will be too scared to confront. He spouts violent rhetoric all the time because he thinks it makes him look so aggressive that everyone will respect him out of fear. In fact, it just makes him look like a wanker that hates everyone, someone so negative that he has no redeeming features. He genuinely gets off when people see him on the street and cross the road to stay away from him. He thinks how he dresses and all his tattoos make him look frightening and threatening to others.

What he doesn't realise (or tries not to see) is that people don't look at him with fear, they look at him with disgust. People avoid Phil not because he looks frightening and badass, but because he looks like the kind of person who talks to themselves and chimps out on randoms because he's delusional and/or mentally ill. He looks like he smells and is totally nuts. It's not a fear thing, and it's not positive. People just don't want filthy hobos encroaching on their day. Whether Phil recognises this and denies it or is completely oblivious I don't know, but his attempts to gain personal power by playing dressup are plainly obvious. It's why he's so obsessed with firearms and weapons - he thinks by showing them off, people will be intimidated. That's why he collected the spent bullet casings and took them home, to prove that he was all manly and shot a real gun (everyone else just sweeps them up and dumps them as they're trash and a pain in the ass). All in a piss-poor attempt to not look like the fat, re.tarded sped he knows he is and has been seen as for all his life.

Poor Phil. Whatever he tries, it just doesn't seem to work to get people to respect him.
 
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If I were the police, I’d totally be watching Phil. Not because he’s any legitimate threat, but because he’s the kind of man who, if he did get involved in any Antifa plans, would blab about them all over social media, bouncing and squeaking with excitement at the chance to live out his fantasies. And if he got arrested, he’d tell them everything before he’d even got in the car.
 
Casings are something to be annoyingly swept into a pile, not something to collect. I guess this wouldn't apply if you were making reloads, but Phil is definitely not.

If Phil could produce more casings with what he owns, why would he need to save the casings from the range?

The sadder part is while it looks like theres some reloadable brass in there, a lot of those look like non-reloadable casings (steel instead of brass, wrong type of primer etc. If you ever see casings with PPU on them, grab those suckers.) From my experience, ranges will have big buckets of spent casings like these lying around, and they'll usually sell them for scrap. he very well may not have even shot most of those, just grabbed more of other peoples worthless junk to hoard in his little warren...

which is exactly what phil would do regardless so just one more tally in the "he has no idea what the fuck hes handling.
 
How long before he starts dilating with his BB gun? That'll show the fash, shove a gun up your gash.
 
I'm seriously laughing at Phil taking home that spent brass as a keepsake to remind him of his first time shooting real firearms. I've seen little kids do that their first time shooting, or possibly the first time they've shot anything larger than a .22, but never a grown-ass adult. It just really underlines just how much of a child's mentality he truly has. "I got to shoot a REAL gun! With REAL bullets! See?! I kept these to prove it! Mommy, WOW, I'm a big kid now!"

This is just another chapter in the long, long book of Phil attempting to feel good about himself by trying to scare other people. It's one of the reasons so many people dislike Phil as a cow (and probably in person too). His whole damn life revolves around dressing, speaking and acting like someone that he thinks people will be too scared to confront. He spouts violent rhetoric all the time because he thinks it makes him look so aggressive that everyone will respect him out of fear. In fact, it just makes him look like a wanker that hates everyone, someone so negative that he has no redeeming features. He genuinely gets off when people see him on the street and cross the road to stay away from him. He thinks how he dresses and all his tattoos make him look frightening and threatening to others.

What he doesn't realise (or tries not to see) is that people don't look at him with fear, they look at him with disgust. People avoid Phil not because he looks frightening and badass, but because he looks like the kind of person who talks to themselves and chimps out on randoms because he's delusional and/or mentally ill. He looks like he smells and is totally nuts. It's not a fear thing, and it's not positive. People just don't want filthy hobos encroaching on their day. Whether Phil recognises this and denies it or is completely oblivious I don't know, but his attempts to gain personal power by playing dressup are plainly obvious. It's why he's so obsessed with firearms and weapons - he thinks by showing them off, people will be intimidated. That's why he collected the spent bullet casings and took them home, to prove that he was all manly and shot a real gun (everyone else just sweeps them up and dumps them as they're trash and a pain in the ass). All in a piss-poor attempt to not look like the fat, re.tarded sped he knows he is and has been seen as for all his life.

Poor Phil. Whatever he tries, it just doesn't seem to work to get people to respect him.

While reading this thread, and trying not to laugh too much so my coworkers won't ask me what's so funny, I've been trying to think of anything less intimidating than Phil, with or without a gun. All I could come up with are lady bugs, stuffed animals (like teddy bears), getting sued by Russell Greer, and sea cucumbers. And even with sea cucumbers, it's a close thing because they're kinda creepy critters. Truth be told, catching the sniffles is more intimidating than Phil.
 
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This is one gun fight I'd bring a knife to. By the time Phil gets out his gun, you'll be able to grab him by the pig ring, take a knife to his throat, and kick him in the stink ditch. This is someone who can barely handle a soyboy.
You DON'T make bodily contact with Phil.
 
The way Phil over prepares for unlikely scenarios involving rape or assault cracks me up. I imagine if you told him nobody wanted to rape or assault him it would go down like this scene from Vicious:

 
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