Surgery [23 May 18] - Bowel Prep & Stalking Adventures - with $2 laxatives bought six months ago
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- 24 Sie 2014
Yes he would -- to the woe of other passengers.
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- 25 Paź 2014
So wait, he drank laxative (surgical bowel prep liquid is Crystal clear and can be carbonated, not bright red. It almost looks like Phil fucked up and bought OTC cough medication. EDIT: it's mag sulfate, but OTC) and then took laxative pills?? Also, when you have surgery, the prep includes you to shower and shave, fast for 24 hours, and drink the liquid. Also, if they were going to take and do a CBC/chem-7 on Phil and take blood, it would've been completed today, they wouldn't back and forth it like Phil says they did. Also, I don't believe a drug test for nicotine actually exists, nor do I think the hospital or surgeon would request one unless you're on hardcore drugs like heroin or meth/cocaine. So Phil is talking out his ass and I hope he enjoys the next 24 hours shitting himself.
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- 28 Paź 2014
Cue the 45 pages of "But wait, guys, this could be real? Is Phil really getting GRS?!"
I do like the commitment. He's gonna have a miserable 24 hours just to keep up a fantasy nobody else bought.
No, he isn't.
I do like the commitment. He's gonna have a miserable 24 hours just to keep up a fantasy nobody else bought.
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- 25 Gru 2015
Gosh, he's lost loads of weight for his 'surgery', hasn't he?
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- 24 Mar 2013
Fucking LOL with this laxative bullshit. Phil seems to be laboring (figuratively) under the delusion that none of us has ever had a medical procedure or surgery where laxatives were necessary before the procedure. No doctor is going to tell a patient "Oh, yeah, just buy this OTC generic stuff and take it for a couple days before the surgery date. That'll do ya." No, they issue you a script for specific prescription laxatives that they know will do what they're supposed to by the time of the surgery, and they sure as Hell aren't going to give you the script 6 months before the procedure date. They'll issue you the script at your last check-up/consultation appointment before the procedure.
Typical Phil. He looks for ways to make his lies more believable, and in doing so only proves that he is lying because he doesn't bother actually researching things. He probably just saw "They have to take laxatives before the surgery" and figured any old shit would do (no pun intended).
Typical Phil. He looks for ways to make his lies more believable, and in doing so only proves that he is lying because he doesn't bother actually researching things. He probably just saw "They have to take laxatives before the surgery" and figured any old shit would do (no pun intended).
- Dołączono
- 7 Lut 2013
Every one of those preview thumbnails is gold
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- 15 Sty 2014
1. The bottle’s already open, so probably doesn’t even contain laxative. Probably cleaned out an old bottle from when he was last bunged up. I’ve never taken laxative, but are you supposed to chug it like soda?
2. We know where he lives and where his hospital appointments are, so it doesn’t matter what route he takes. He really doesn’t get it - this bizarre Rat-toothed blob blaring on about his paranoid prep against an enemy that doesn’t care is way funnier than anything we could do.
2. We know where he lives and where his hospital appointments are, so it doesn’t matter what route he takes. He really doesn’t get it - this bizarre Rat-toothed blob blaring on about his paranoid prep against an enemy that doesn’t care is way funnier than anything we could do.
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- 14 Lip 2016
I'm going to say that for once Phil won't smell like cheese toots when he's all done.
I had to drink an entire pitcher of laxative and take a full box of pills for my colonoscopy, and by the time it was over my shitter was whistling. I can't imagine why they'd make Phil take as much as he brags just for his alleged surgery.
....Unless Phil isn't having surgery. He's just getting the anal probe.
I had to drink an entire pitcher of laxative and take a full box of pills for my colonoscopy, and by the time it was over my shitter was whistling. I can't imagine why they'd make Phil take as much as he brags just for his alleged surgery.
....Unless Phil isn't having surgery. He's just getting the anal probe.
If you want to be shitting water every five minutes, sure.
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- 12 Maj 2015
So Phil is drinking magnesium citrate, which is a laxative than can be used for bowel prep, but at least in the US polyethylene glycol (GoLytely) is much more common.
OHSU would be able to run almost all necessary tests in their own laboratory, they are a large enough facility. About the only a hospital that size would have to send out for is drugs of abuse. Not sure about nicotine, some hospitals can do that one on their own.
They do exist. Increasingly, surgeons/hospitals are tobacco nazis and will refuse to do surgery if the pt is a smoker and hasn't quit prior to their procedure.
OHSU would be able to run almost all necessary tests in their own laboratory, they are a large enough facility. About the only a hospital that size would have to send out for is drugs of abuse. Not sure about nicotine, some hospitals can do that one on their own.
They do exist. Increasingly, surgeons/hospitals are tobacco nazis and will refuse to do surgery if the pt is a smoker and hasn't quit prior to their procedure.
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- 20 Wrz 2016
OHSU is up on a hill, surrounded by a park, and the available routes up to the campus are very limited--particularly if you're arriving by bus. Since Phil wouldn't be going by car or bike, much less walking, his options for changing his route to evade the elite Kiwi spy network are pretty much nonexistent.
But yeah--who would want to follow him? Why bother, when he gives us so many reasons to laugh at him from a distance? And why would we want to harm him, and risk losing this never-ending supply of hilarity?
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- 15 Sty 2014
Finally he remembered that he’s supposed to be a smoker.
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- Dołączono
- 18 Lis 2016
Why not bike it?
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- 24 Mar 2013
I thought he was supposed to be vaping, not smoking? Because it's easier to pretend to be a nic fiend when you can get vape juice with zero nicotine in it. We all know he's too much of a chicken shit poseur to actually smoke or even vape with nicotine.
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- 7 Sty 2015
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- 15 Sty 2014
You want him to remember that he’s supposed to be a trans woman, a smoker AND a cyclist? A boy can only hold so many lies in his head.
I like the video where he tries to smoke a cigarette, fails and tells us that he’s planning to quit smoking.
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- 5 Kwi 2015
As of right now, he's taken four doses of the magnesium citrate, each one with video to accompany it where he has come to refer to it as dick-snip sangria, and getting all sorts of creepy/fetishy abo8t how he's going to have his dick cut off(That's not how this works, Phil) in less than a day. Videos will be posted shortly.
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- 29 Paź 2014
I bet Toren is having a lovely day.
All those bin bags over the windows must make them difficult to open