Tattoos 12/06/17 - Phil's Phace Tattoo

[AnOminous]

Oh it can be taken out solo.
It's just gonna hurt like fucking hell.

It's super easy to take it out. Just fucking grab it and jerk it so hard it rends the flesh and blood sprays out everywhere.

Then you get awarded a medal for jerking out a pig ring.

 

[An Ghost]

But but but....
You can’t eat a tattoo.

 

[Ruin]

What is with that huge ass bull ring he has in his nose? He's a lolcow but he literally looks like a cow with that shit

Septum piercings are much more common in women than in men. It's yet another prop for Landphil's punk girl fetish larping.

 

[Iamthatis]

Does this mean that Phil is a Klingon now?

 

[CrazyRandomZyn]

Looks like a cat scratched him.

 

[Doug_Hitzel]

He looks like a Bajoran from Deep Space 9, only way fatter.

More like a Tardoran.

 

[TheProdigalStunna]

dumpster

 

[Haesindang Park]

What face tattoo? Oh that? That's it? Just three lines on the nose bridge.

 

[CrazyRandomZyn]

Phil is terrified of blacks and Hispanics. He has a long history of racist behavior which is one of the reasons he's been kicked out of every leftist group he's tried to join.

So why claim to be a Latinx Woman then??

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Looks like he lost a fight with a miniature Schnauzer.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

@Ravenor if you are around (and have talked to phil lately) has he told you what it' supposed to be on his face?

 

[4Macie]

Not that his fight lies were ever believable.... but with that bull ring in he’s never “winning” a fight ever again. Just grab that bitch and pull.

So did Phil just run around if body space so he’s moving to his face?

 

[Chiang Kai-shek]

He looks like the lovechild of Chrischan and that nasty cock slut Linkara. Also why do people get nose bull rings?

 

[Optimus Prime]

I remember some older threads that had his posts about getting nose ring size increases.

I'm pretty sure he wants to make it even bigger than it is currently. And it's already an abomination against every known god.

The idiot got a nose ring and he's in the Northwest. It gets cold in those places. That ring is going to get chilled and freeze his nose and he's going to be MISERABLE.

Well, even more than usual.

So why claim to be a Latinx Woman then??

Oppression points. Literally the only reason he's defaced his body with Google Spanglish.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

So why claim to be a Latinx Woman then??

For oppression points, a cop-out excuse for when his own side call him out on being an asshole, and a fetish for what he thinks hispanic/Mexican culture is like.

 

[CrazyRandomZyn]

For oppression points, a cop-out excuse for when his own side call him out on being an asshole, and a fetish for what he thinks hispanic/Mexican culture is like.

Lolwow and he still fails at basic Spanish

 

[Shiversblood]

Lil peep got face tattoos and then BAM, dead. Face tats are bad karma.

 

[captn_kettle]

Does Phil just use back-street scratchers? Because there's no way in fucking hell a reputable tattoo artist would do this without extensive questioning. And if they did, I would be seriously questioning their ethics when this guy is clearly mentally retarded.

 

[4Macie]

Does Phil just use back-street scratchers? Because there's no way in fucking hell a reputable tattoo artist would do this without extensive questioning. And if they did, I would be seriously questioning their ethics when this guy is clearly mentally exceptional.

To be fair to the tattoo place... the guy is already covered in questionable tattoos and had the money upfront to pay. It’s not their job to police who gets what tattoo where. If someone wants it and the artist is willing to do it... voila

 

[drtoboggan]

I've never seen an attractive person with a face tattoo

Face tattoos always say “poor decision maker.”