Tattoos 12/06/17 - Phil's Phace Tattoo

[Mariposa Electrique]

TRIGGERED TRIBAL TRANNY!!!!

 

[niggers]

Antifa Tramp Stamp

oh god it's like mayo being squeezed out a bottle that was found in hot topic

also fuck, where does phil find these shitshow tat palors? like, some of the other stuff, like the overall kindergarten aesthetic and mistranslated spanish are just him having the tism but come the fuck on

it wouldve taken this guy 30 seconds to find a ruler or just remember what a fucking star looks like

 

[Gazed too deep]

I've never seen an attractive person with a face tattoo

I dunno, I certainly wouldn't call Mike Tyson ugly to his face.

 

[kcbbq]

oh god it's like mayo being squeezed out a bottle that was found in hot topic

also fuck, where does phil find these shitshow tat palors? like, some of the other stuff, like the overall kindergarten aesthetic and mistranslated spanish are just him having the tism but come the fuck on

it wouldve taken this guy 30 seconds to find a ruler or just remember what a fucking star looks like

His back boobs are getting enormous.

 

[Ruin]

oh god it's like mayo being squeezed out a bottle that was found in hot topic

also fuck, where does phil find these shitshow tat palors? like, some of the other stuff, like the overall kindergarten aesthetic and mistranslated spanish are just him having the tism but come the fuck on

it wouldve taken this guy 30 seconds to find a ruler or just remember what a fucking star looks like

Oddly enough the tattoo parlors Phil frequents aren't shitholes like you'd expect but moderately middle of the road places. He won't go to true shitholes because he's afraid of minorities. The reason his tattoos like like shit is because Phil draws them himself and demands the artists do them exactly as he draws them while refusing any corrections or touch ups.

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

I just don't understand how it is so hard for this upstanding Latina woman to find employment. Clearly it's transmisogynistic discrimination.

 

[Owlflaps]

What a stupid tattoo to waste your money on. It just makes him look like he got scratched on the nose by a wild animal.

He did take Switchblade into his hovel...

 

[Pepito The Cat]

He won't go to true shitholes because he's afraid of minorities.

Excuse me. What?

 

[trueandhonestfan]

Phil probably spent all his money on bondage gear and boots so he dipped a cats paw in ink and it scrathed his nose.

 

[drtoboggan]

He looks like a Bajoran from Deep Space 9, only way fatter.

He’s like an even more retarded version of Kai Winn.

 

[Ruin]

Excuse me. What?

Phil is terrified of blacks and Hispanics. He has a long history of racist behavior which is one of the reasons he's been kicked out of every leftist group he's tried to join.

 

[Pepito The Cat]

Phil is terrified of blacks and Hispanics. He has a long history of racist behavior which is one of the reasons he's been kicked out of every leftist group he's tried to join.

Well, that does it. I'm convinced this guy is the most turbo sped I've ever knew about.

Wow.

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

I dunno, I certainly wouldn't call Mike Tyson ugly to his face.

Mike Tyson can still kick someone's ass, Phil would just reeeee and waddle away, then proceed to post how he kicked someone's ass while he sits in his own shit.

 

[The Great Chandler]

Garnishing his bull potato face with three lines. Autism has no explaination.

 

[D.Angus]

So when is Phil going to drop the whole Trans thing and just become Orc-kin?

 

[Cosmos]

Crossposting from his crowd funding thread, because it wasn't just ONE tattoo that he got.

He got a total of FIVE new pieces.

Antifa Tramp Stamp

Inmate Number

More Handcuffs

Russian Mafia Tattoo

Everything about these pictures is gross. Everything.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Jesus.. is his nose ring getting bigger?

I'm still astonished by the size of the bull ring in his nose.

I remember some older threads that had his posts about getting nose ring size increases.

I'm pretty sure he wants to make it even bigger than it is currently. And it's already an abomination against every known god.

 

[ON 190]

He looks like a low-rent Bajoran from Star Trek. Except not as badass.

 

[MasterDisaster]

There's no way he's taking it out solo.

Oh it can be taken out solo.
It's just gonna hurt like fucking hell.

 

[autista]

What is with that huge ass bull ring he has in his nose? He's a lolcow but he literally looks like a cow with that shit