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- 11 Lut 2016
She cut his what off now?
Tattoos 12/06/17 - Phil's Phace Tattoo
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She cut his what off now?
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- 14 Lip 2016
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- 28 Gru 2014
Bitch had it tattooed to her. Number one reason you never ever tattoo some fuckup's name to you. You never tattoo anyone's name to you you don't know will be connected to you for the rest of your life somehow. This is why a Hell's Angel can tattoo "MOM" on their shoulder without any shame.
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- 19 Lut 2015
Kinda the same deal why white ghetto trash get tattoos of their kid's names.
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- 24 Mar 2013
I've always thought getting the name of your kids or parents is fine, since they'll always be your family, but the name of a romantic partner, even if they'r your spouse, is a bad idea because the relationship may end at some point. That's why Johnny Depp had that tattoo of "Winona Forever" he got when he was with Winona Ryder changed to "Wino Forever" when they broke up. Not everyone can have creative changes made to tattoos when it becomes apparent they were a mistake.
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- 9 Mar 2015
For some amusing reason I'm remembering that scene in the movie gladiator where Maximus Decimus Meridius carves the S.P.Q.R out, but instead of a badass general betrayed, a troon upset and yakity sax playing in the back round.
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- 7 Lut 2013
Yeah, THIS was what did it
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- 10 Lis 2015
I dunno. He could get away with covering that with a bandage. Also its a fairly obscure tattoo. Shit none of us knew what it was.
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- 14 Kwi 2014
A lot of his tattoos are weird shit that only makes sense to himself, to be fair.
Or xiirself, fatself, tardself, whatever the fuck pronouns he's using nowadays...
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- 9 Mar 2015
The funniest part of this being true is lots of people get ink that means something to them. Something they can share or not, if you saw you wouldn't understand. Like a date, and they can tell you it was a birth or death etc.
Phil on the other hand probably forgot what 2/3s of his prison scribble is about.
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- 14 Kwi 2014
Oh I agree. And I think that's awesome, even if a tattoo has no other meaning than simple aesthetics. Most people plan out tattoos, because they are permanent, expensive (or can be) and even a land whale like Phil only has so much canvas to work with...
But Phil, he seems to get tattoos just to get them. It amazes me not just how many tattoos he has, but how poorly planned out they really are and how quickly he got all of them. Like just a couple years IIRC. That's truly astonishing for someone who was "homeless." I honestly think he would just randomly wake up one day or walk past Sony's shop and just arbitrarily decide to get one.
It's also quite telling how often the same motifs just seem to get recycled over and over again ad nauseam. For someone who's never actually ridden a bicycle, or even expressed interest in one before watching fucking Hetalia, it's quite impressive to have, what? 20 something bicycle related tattoos.
Of course unlike someone who gets an anniversary date or symbol nobody else would know about discretely tattooed on themselves, Phil also assumes we will know and understand the meaning of every weird trans anarchist faux Latina bicycle tattoo he gets. Because obviously bicycles and Communism go together, duh! And trans Latinx women always do outdoor stuff!
Well he is an idiot. Also, I suspect a lot of his tattoos are impulse purchases. I'm not sure he has much capability for regret, beyond perhaps wishing that he hadn't used up so much space, but I doubt he really cares about any of his "interests" or "hobbies" after about 6 months or so.
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- 26 Maj 2013
I think of Phil’s tattoo strategy as like a flesh and blood version of stickerbombing. Like covering a pencil case at school with vaguely cool stickers or a toolbox at work. No real thought to it, just covering an area to make it look interesting. Although most excercizes in stickerbombing actually end up looking more coherent than Phil’s canvas...
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- 28 Gru 2014
It's a sad fact (about us) that we probably know more about Phil's shitty tattoos than even Phil does.
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- 10 Paź 2017
I guess his body will be preserved in the Kiwi Farms Hall of Taxidermy Shame.
Also, there will be an interactive app to explain this particular piece of outsider art in detail.
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- 15 Sty 2014
I don't think he has any concept of permanence, i.e. he thinks of something he likes and instantly thinks, "Yes! I will be into this forever!" Then forgets a week later.
When he inevitably gets a forehead tattoo, I will double whatever Phil's paying for the artist to just tattoo a crudely-drawn penis there instead.