🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Alcoholic, Addict, Cry-bully, FLAGGOT, Man-baby, Grifter, Cancel Pig, cucked by (((Adam Sellers))), pisses in basement, shits pants in public, lecherous, banned Ren-Faire miscreant, scammer, sex pest

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It was the HELOC that fucked him.
Wait. Does Adam Sellers go by HELOC, or is there another bull???
It was the Coffee Brand Coffee company he took out the HELOC on that fucked him.
How someone fucks themselves to this degree with a white label operation is beyond me. Yet, it's also something easily makes sense with the context of how Jeremy runs his 'businesses', as well as Jeremy as an individual.
 
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Wait. Does Adam Sellers go by HELOC, or is there another bull???

How someone fucks themselves to this degree with a white label operation is beyond me. Yet, it's also something easily makes sense with the context of how Jeremy runs his 'businesses', as well as Jeremy as an individual.
You also have to put it in the context that he was trying to emulate his hero Dim Fool. I think in his head, Jer thought he was going to mog Tim Pool and take away his viewers
 
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Hamboned put up his sub $500k swamp hut
I'd love to see the Monty Python scene you're referencing with the faces replaced by Jer, the casino, etc. I bet those clips could have some dialogue slightly tweaked and it'd be perfect.

We don't know much about Heather, but at best she’s retardedly ignorant and at worst she is a financial nigger just like Jer.
The most charitable explanation I can come up with is the same I can for Will Smith, of all people - they're insanely dedicated to trying to somehow make the marriage work and refuse divorce at all costs. Now, I don't think that's actually true for either of those cases, it's just the 'nicest' explanation I can generate. Realistically, we know...
  • Heather has been more than happy to enjoy Jer's money, at least in the form of airplanes
  • Heather has power over Jer (we can see the fear in his eyes when she confronted him live a few days ago) but hasn't used it to do anything other than... make him feel bad about not moving the claw machines blocking her car (he didn't even move it until after she left). She has never been interested in using her power to make Jer do any of the following:
    • lose weight
    • regain fertility
    • curb his alcoholism
    • curb his drug abuse
    • stop sharing embarrassing personal details about himself on the internet
    • stop sharing embarrassing personal details about her on the internet
    • stop openly flirt with and sexually harass his female guests and cohosts
  • When Jer and Heather listed their last house for sale, they had Hail Satan magnets in their kitchen
There was also the creepy photo of her and Adam Seller's big-titted wife in the McMansion. Then there was the obvious flirtatious exchanges she had with the Skybull on the RC channel, as well as her going off with him, alone, during the Ren Faire Creep stream.

I personally think she deserves to share his fate. Maybe she should start monetizing her whorish behavior to help pay the bills instead of doing it for fun. Satan, their lord and master, doesn't have an issue with his followers doing that. 'As long as it makes millions', right Jer? Apply the Amouranth standard and officially start pimping out your wife, Jer.

He also mentioned he would be putting some of the money into a 401k, but I thought you had to be an employee of a company to contribute to a 401k.
You can self-fund IRAs, though not nearly to the amount that can be deposited into a 401k. Even so, he's an employee of his own companies (at the very least, Marketing Sheriff). He has plenty of opportunity to fund a 401k. Whether or not he did is a different question.

YEARS spent on this with zero growth or advancement.
His goal was never to entertain. His goal is to spread misery, destruction and disease, and his recent promise of a year-long membership to his website is a last-ditch effort to doxx one last alog so they can't alog any more of the Satanic cabal he's a member of. He thinks that this act of protecting his local mason chapter will restore him to good graces and they will repay him by funding his lie of a life for just a little longer.
 
Mel announced she is starting her gaming stream the day quartering announced he sold all his toys and is downsizing his house (selling it)
Yeah good luck competing with the established millionaire e-thot "gaming" streamers who aren't flat 40-year olds.
Maybe try a covert V-Tuber debut. Or bow down to Evil Eddie to get you a spot on Kick streaming Slots while smoking meth (for Jesus).
 
Why did he ever bother getting that giant fucking pool? did he imagine he would have tons of Swingers over?

I think Jer got his $2m nut and blew all of his money like a dipshit.

He could have invested half of it and still ended up well with the other half.

I am AMAZED that he is still monetized on YouTube given that he is a serial, unapologetic content thief with his shorts.
 
it is not as bad as The Quartering. It is the name of a horrific medieval torture method. Why the fuck would you choose such a name for a political/anti-woke slop youtube channel?
I've always assumed The Quartering started off as one of Jer's 50 channels intended as a second claw machine channel, or a backup for Clawstruck. You know, since claw machines tend to be coin operated. Or maybe it was an intended as an arcade machine channel before he started uploading on it and it developed into a "cry about superheroes" channel. Has he ever said what it's supposed to mean? I tried the Jeralyzer, but I couldn't think of a relevant search that didn't bring up thousands of results.
 
Apply the Amouranth standard and officially start pimping out your wife, Jer.
this won't work, the Hotwife pornstar market is hyper competitive and insular, and that's the angle Jer is obsessed with personally, that community is like a club and Jer sure as fuck wouldn't be in it, but he probably dreams about it, because they make a fuck ton of money.

I know this, because 2 of the people I played MTG with at Friday Night MTG when I used to play, were swingers and I asked them all about their weird shit, so I have inside baseball on this stuff.
 
Yeah good luck competing with the established millionaire e-thot "gaming" streamers who aren't flat 40-year olds.
Maybe try a covert V-Tuber debut. Or bow down to Evil Eddie to get you a spot on Kick streaming Slots while smoking meth (for Jesus).
she used to make decent money on her streams until she announced her engagement. those final 2 streams she did after that she probably made single digit dollars
 
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