🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Alcoholic, Addict, Cry-bully, FLAGGOT, Man-baby, Grifter, Cancel Pig, cucked by (((Adam Sellers))), pisses in basement, shits pants in public, lecherous, banned Ren-Faire miscreant, scammer, sex pest

[GoybeamFireSupportOfficer]

TOBUSCUS complete mental collapse, now featuring TheQuartering and Melonie Mac. Good idea pandering to this clearly mentally stable individual Jer. Glad to see you finally got the attention you wanted. Can't wait for you to have this guy on the CornerCast!
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This is after he's been fedposting and threatening to kill people for the past 10 hours.
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It's okay guys, God told him he can kill people once he's elected president.

The Toby Turner Diaries

 

[TertiaryObjective]

Really, the fault lies with Heather, your retarded husband rakes in well over 2+million dollars and you don't lock those finances down? Why Heather, Why?

I did the same sort of mental gymnastics with Nick and Qayla during the balldoverse collapse. At the end of the day, the spouse of a married lolcow is usually a form of lolcow themselves, even if lacking any sort of online presence. We don't know much about Heather, but at best she’s retardedly ignorant and at worst she is a financial nigger just like Jer.

I have to give Mel credit for being a cold blooded killer in this whole situation. She rinsed this simp out of six/seven figures, being a major contributor of him going down the fucking drain and losing his house, and the second those checks stop clearing, she will never speak to him again. I mean DAMN, even I would blush a little about robbing Jer Jer so badly.

I think it’s notable that Mel is the only one who has explicitly stood up for Jer. Is it because she’s retarded and actually believes what she says, or is she really as cold blooded as you think? The truth is probably in the middle.

 

[wierfrost87]

Is it because she’s retarded and actually believes what she says, or is she really as cold blooded as you think?

If everything I’ve read in this thread is true, she certainly had a financial incentive to stick up for Jer.

Many of the people who consider this type of internet retardery a “job” typically can’t find real work. I get the feeling no one would employ her so Bank of Hambone is a pretty reliable lifeline.

 

[ghjoigcbn]

In a vacuum this sounds like a reasonable theory because he's such a liar but we've sat here and watched him waste every penny for a year while his income cratered. Then we've seen countless streams of him bragging about how smart he was for not paying his mortgage and instead "investing" the money into garbage that is not actually an investment. It's a lot harder to believe he isn't going broke even if he never opened his mouth. I mean we probably saw him blow at least half a million dollars on garbage just in the past year. He's told us he has nothing saved for retirement, he's told us he would be okay as long as his channel only declined 5-10% a year for the next 5 years right before it fell off 80%, every embarrassing detail he's leaked on live stream over the past year has foreshadowed this.

Being a YouTuber with the highs he has had who apparently hasn’t put anything away is absolutely insane, but it is pretty clear from the way he speaks he doesn’t have a good grasp on finances.

He also mentioned he would be putting some of the money into a 401k, but I thought you had to be an employee of a company to contribute to a 401k. If you are self employed it would be an IRA. So once again he is talking incorrectly and it makes me doubt he’s looked into retirement stuff at all. He’s probably doing this just to pay his bills and the retirement thing is a cope.

 

[Maggots on a Train v2]

When they say "every" NES game, how every is every? Does that mean the 20-ish direct Nintendo trademark games, or every shitty brick you could shove into that console?

 

[PsychoJenny]

Being a YouTuber with the highs he has had who apparently hasn’t put anything away is absolutely insane, but it is pretty clear from the way he speaks he doesn’t have a good grasp on finances.

He also mentioned he would be putting some of the money into a 401k, but I thought you had to be an employee of a company to contribute to a 401k. If you are self employed it would be an IRA. So once again he is talking incorrectly and it makes me doubt he’s looked into retirement stuff at all. He’s probably doing this just to pay his bills and the retirement thing is a cope.

https://www.irs.gov/retirement-plans/one-participant-401k-plans

I don't doubt Jer is just coping but assuming the best intentions he could be doing this

 

[wierfrost87]

He also mentioned he would be putting some of the money into a 401k, but I thought you had to be an employee of a company to contribute to a 401k

You can have a 401k as an individual. If you own a business, you can contribute as both the employee and the employer with limits. A quick Google search shows that limit is about $74k annually. So Hambo could have been banking that every year and then obviously reaping whatever returns he got from the stock market.

But as you mentioned he could also have an IRA and be contributing the max (which has been going up every year).

So if he invested well he’d conservatively have ~millions in retirement if he didn’t withdraw before retirement age but that is quite far from now.

 

[Disdainer of the Plebs]

I think this house has finally pushed me over to outright hating this fat fuck.

After everything, this is the final straw for you? I commend your patience.

 

[ChromaQuack]

Let's be honest, do any of you see hambone making it to 55? I reckon he's not going to make it past his late 40s. Retirement money, if it even exists, is not going to Jer.

 

[Lazy guy]

Let's be honest, do any of you see hambone making it to 55? I reckon he's not going to make it past his late 40s. Retirement money, if it even exists, is not going to Jer.

These are my thoughts too. Everyone saying Heather is waiting for the 20 year alimony cut off are missing that she can just wait for Jers inevitable stroke or heart attack and inherit everything. Although Jer is trying really hard to lose it all before he kicks the bucket.

 

[Agares]

TOBUSCUS complete mental collapse, now featuring TheQuartering and Melonie Mac. Good idea pandering to this clearly mentally stable individual Jer. Glad to see you finally got the attention you wanted. Can't wait for you to have this guy on the CornerCast!
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This is after he's been fedposting and threatening to kill people for the past 10 hours.
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It's okay guys, God told him he can kill people once he's elected president.

I didn’t know Tobuscus fell off and lost his mind at some point. Making it big on YouTube in the early days was a blessing to some and a curse to many. For every success story like Pewdiepie and Markiplier, there’s a brutal falloff like Onlyusemeblade, WingsofRedemption or Boogie.

 

[Thugnificent]

He had a nice two story home in the suburbs that was paid off. He could be retiring right now and riding off into the sunset yelling back at us to eat his shitty ass. He could have posted himself on vacation every month for the next ten years while everyone just seethed that he never faced consequences. We would have been blown the fuck out. Instead he got greedy and spent his money and built a mansion like the ride would never end and now he's fucked and we get to laugh at him losing it all. Best ending. He had victory handed to him and he fumbled it into a pile of shit then tripped and fell face first into the shit with his mouth wide open. Generational bag fumble, MC Hammer of Youtube.

He'd need to be capable of siring children for this to be generational.

 

[lagster2]

"No Gimmicks" 4 times in a row on the CBC website, does anyone even read this?

 

[MazonLabs Recruitment Rep]

Let's be honest, do any of you see hambone making it to 55? I reckon he's not going to make it past his late 40s. Retirement money, if it even exists, is not going to Jer.

Yes.
The good die young, rotten bastards never just fucking die already.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

I have to give Mel credit for being a cold blooded killer in this whole situation. She rinsed this simp out of six/seven figures, being a major contributor of him going down the fucking drain and losing his house, and the second those checks stop clearing, she will never speak to him again. I mean DAMN, even I would blush a little about robbing Jer Jer so badly.

you're giving her too much credit. she's really stupid and actually believes they're friends. she actually believes his christian grift too.

 

[Straightest Hyrox Athlete]

I think it's a combination. She is extremely dumb and has about the maturity level of a somewhat ditzy 18 year old, but it's also way easier to believe the best about people when it's in your advantage to do so. I bet she really does believe she's witnessing to Jer or whatever, but the easy money is doing a lot to ease things along. Same with Juan, I think she really has convinced herself that he's her Mr. Perfect, but she was also heavily incentivized to do so in order to avoid being single at 40.

 

[Rei is Shit.]

TLDR I think Jer is going to get close to 2M.

Yeah, while the real estate market is down, the high end hasn't seen much of a hit. People with money, especially retirees, love having a big house out in the country. Though jers home/location isn't for the real big spenders, more like the typical lucky middle class boomer.

ETA: 32 acres for that little is crazy. You could develop so much on that. I wonder if Jer tries to subdivide and sell off some of the land as a separate property.

This would be the smart thing for him to do but when has he ever done that?

The big entrance has two side paths but no main path. McMansions are nutty.

 

[fuckthisusernameshit]

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Please God. Let this man abandon YouTube and become a alcoholic amusement park mascot. It would be fuckin jokes.

That might be the last good ending available for him. The more I look at the picture the better it seems to fit.

He already has the Big Bird/Grimace body type so the costume probably wouldn't feel that weird. And if he covers up all of his other physical features and keeps his mouth shut he'd be way more tolerable (take notes, Mel).

 

[HackerX]

TLDR I think Jer is going to get close to 2M.

In my uninformed and retarded opinion, a lot of the goofy design choices will detrimentally impact the sale price. Although to what degree, I have no idea. While something like the fish tank increases the value on paper, it inherently limits prospective buyers.

Granted, it could be fortunate if they're interested in a massive fish tank, but then it boils down to if they like it in that location. Whereas if they aren't interested in the fish tank, they'll use that as a factor during negotiations. Which could obviously buttfuck Jeremy if there isn't a large pool of potential buyers seeking a home in the first place.

That's why one of the numerous reason that shit like the RC track was laughably stupid. If it was something most people found vaguely useful, like a green house, chicken coop, storage shed, etc., he could leave it (relatively) as is because buyers might see value in it. Instead, it was a hyper-niche, unused eyesoar in disrepair that he has to demolish because it would bring down the sale price. Ofc, the embering remains are gonna bring down the sale price as well, but that's what happens when you do the shit he did to that property. God can only imagine all the other zany shit that Jeremy did to the house: that worked for Jeremy but doesn't work for the rest of the population.

Either way, it really only comes down to the housing market for that area within the same price range. I know he's not in Milwaukee, but he's definitely in that sweet spot of about 40 minutes away where rich people tend to congregate. However, I ain't got no clue about the area itself, as far as if it's a booming/busting city.

 

[Owlbear]

In my uninformed and retarded opinion, a lot of the goofy design choices will detrimentally impact the sale price. Although to what degree, I have no idea. While something like the fish tank increases the value on paper, it inherently limits prospective buyers.

Goofy design choices definitely cause your house price to go down. Someone who wants to live in that house is going to have to either use that fish tank and maintain it ($$) or rip it out and fill the hole with something ($$). That cost gets baked into the house price as a discount. I expect him to get the tax assessed value or less, actually. New construction tends to get a fair tax assessment based on actual construction prices, while it’s older houses that sell well above their tax assessed value.

Also what grown man has an RC car track in his house? That’s retarded and Jer deserves the bulldozer of shame before the house hits the market.