🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Alcoholic, Addict, Cry-bully, FLAGGOT, Man-baby, Grifter, Cancel Pig, cucked by (((Adam Sellers))), pisses in basement, shits pants in public, lecherous, banned Ren-Faire miscreant, scammer, sex pest

[HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS]

I don't think Zillow knows how big his house is, so they're guesstimating based on a normal house.

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Price history is from before the house was built, before Covid inflation.

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https://archive.is/wip/jlSlj

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/5001-Pleasant-Hill-Rd-Richfield-WI-53076/402583787_zpid/

The county tax map https://maps.washcowisco.gov/apps/washcogis/ says the land is worth 300k and his cardboard McMansion is worth 1M. In my experience, tax assessments tend to be less than the actual sale price.


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The best comp is Jer's literal closest neighbor, with a 7700 sqft house, built 20 years ago, on only 18 acres. It sold in October for 1.6M despite the taxman only assessing it at 700k

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/5005-Pleasant-Hill-Rd-Richfield-WI-53076/62803493_zpid/

https://archive.is/wip/GOAjZ

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TLDR I think Jer is going to get close to 2M.

Generally older houses get assessed lower than newer ones even if the owner made upgrades in the houses (hence whynewer builds blow your wallet out of the water.)


Improvement value is probably close to the actual value in Jeremy's case and may get close to $1.6 - 1.8 if he is lucky.

Housing market is very fucked right now...for the sellers.

I cant believe this fucking douchebag is living in such a house. What a stupid moron.

Judging by what he is making currently, jer won't even cover his property tax LOL.

Edit:

JER IS PAYING OVER $1000 A MONTH FOR HIS PROPERTY TAX LMAO.

 

[Slimy Time]

Jer is not qualified to call other people retards.
Look at this:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=hPKWTOYv7pE
People with down syndrome have an average IQ of 30-70. With a an average of 50.
And yet all 3 of the people(Yes Jer they are people) in the video are speaking more eloquently than Jer.
None of them have "humms" , "you know", slurred words, head dips, head swivels, nipple pinching, pulse checking, microphone fondling, dead silence like Jer does.

And also all of them have HAIR. And more importantly THEY'RE FUNNY! AND ENTRETAINING!
Jer considers them as subhuman animals who belong in a zoo or circus for his amusement.

Jeremy, these young men have more humanity on their extra chromosome than your entire 400lb obese waste of oxygen

First time seeing this group. Shocked actually with how well they are speaking and presenting. That’s actually nice to see three people with not a good genetic hand make something good for themselves.

 

[RotPockets]

He had victory handed to him and he fumbled it into a pile of shit then tripped and fell face first into the shit with his mouth wide open. Generational bag fumble, MC Hammer of Youtube.

Nick Rekieta was one of the top superchat earners on YouTube before taking a Rumble deal and a trip to Jamaica. Both came from wealth, figuratively and literally.

 

[SFODevsMassiveGunt]

Seethe Kiwis and Chemo Casino. Jer stays winning. Look at his breakfast:



Look at all of his friends!!
He's even a certified wedding officiate to Denise his biggest coffee purchaser:


Does The disloyal bearing, or the disloyal Warski, or the disloyal DDayCobra, or the disloyal Josh moon, or the Disloyal Alex Stein, or the Disloyal Yellow flash, or the disloyal Cameltoe, or the disloyal Vee, or disloyal Brittany Venti, or the disloyal stuttering Craig, or the disloyal Smash GPT have 3 second AD on time's square?? I thought not!


Look at his cyber truck:

And his deviled eggs for Steve Musto(the egg bull?)

He's totally not bald, there's not a single bald gene in his ancestors. Not at all.

 

[Sugriva]

I'm 100% late but hearing Jeremy having to cope and convince himself that he doesn't miss the manchildren toys he was forced to sell is one of the funniest fucking things I've ever heard. Gotta put on a brave face for the Internet that constantly mocks you, meanwhile your heart yearns for the Neogeo collection that you never even played.

 

[AltisticRight]

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Changed my profile picture for this historic day. On top of that, it's just amazing.

With the gif being fixed, I can change mine too.

 

[TheRealDirlewanger]

Since he's broke as a joke and can't make a quarter off of roasting coffee and the woke, why is he going to bulldoze his RC track? It costs money to get that done. The only reason I can see him spending money on that is to make it seem like a nicer property, so he can sell it.

 

[returnofthemacandcheese]

TOBUSCUS complete mental collapse, now featuring TheQuartering and Melonie Mac. Good idea pandering to this clearly mentally stable individual Jer. Glad to see you finally got the attention you wanted. Can't wait for you to have this guy on the CornerCast!


This is after he's been fedposting and threatening to kill people for the past 10 hours.


It's okay guys, God told him he can kill people once he's elected president.

 

[GreenGodzilla456]

Since he's broke as a joke and can't make a quarter off of roasting coffee and the woke, why is he going to bulldoze his RC track? It costs money to get that done. The only reason I can see him spending money on that is to make it seem like a nicer property, so he can sell it.

Reasonably assuming he never did any maintenance on the track, the degraded clay and sand is likely getting blown all over his property -- maybe the neighbors', too.

If he didn't even bother to cover the track with a tarp over the winter, then's it's useless as a RC racing surface by now anyway.

 

[Dick Lickieta]

TOBUSCUS complete mental collapse, now featuring TheQuartering and Melonie Mac. Good idea pandering to this clearly mentally stable individual Jer. Glad to see you finally got the attention you wanted. Can't wait for you to have this guy on the CornerCast!
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This is after he's been fedposting and threatening to kill people for the past 10 hours.
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It's okay guys, God told him he can kill people once he's elected president.

Toby should've quit stimulants when he was falsely accused of rape 10 years ago.

 

[Schpoots]

Tobuscus can go full hitler giga mode on twitter for years but if I so much as say retard my account gets nuked.

 

[PopularMediaToaster]

Jer's most interesting aspect, such as it is, is how, as far as Lolcows go similar to him, aka in the Sektur and other such streamers or affiliated.. Jer is by far, the most universally unliked and unloved, everything about him, by everyone.

The best part is that, because he's such an empty shell of an arrogant prick, he ended up surrounding himself with people who only tolerated him because they were on his payroll. As has been pointed out many times, he's 'co-hosts' of Luke, Hannah, and Mel were a complete waste of hundreds of thousands of dollars, but those were only the people that would bother talking to him on a regular basis. Their nervous laughter and smiles were the most positive interactions he's gotten from anyone in years.

I have to give Mel credit for being a cold blooded killer in this whole situation. She rinsed this simp out of six/seven figures, being a major contributor of him going down the fucking drain and losing his house, and the second those checks stop clearing, she will never speak to him again. I mean DAMN, even I would blush a little about robbing Jer Jer so badly.

Oh well! SUFFER BISH!

 

[THE SUPREME ORANGE]

Since Kino noted that Jer has never fired his guns.... This is how lazy Jer is.. There is a private range club that allows you to shoot right there behind his house.
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so i have been away why are there drone images of jer house on the thread and shit like we are planning a operation, are we planning an actual armed siege on jer home and then potentitanly rape him to death if yes i would like to possibly candidate myself and maybe i can keep some of the spare mail brides jeremy has bought off the intenret??????????????

 

[Moist Boys]

are we planning an actual armed siege on jer home and then potentitanly rape him to death if yes i would like to possibly candidate myself

• No trolling plans. We are not an autistic Illuminati. Do not encourage off-site contact. If you feel compelled to do something, you can do it without getting attention.

 

[THE SUPREME ORANGE]

• No trolling plans. We are not an autistic Illuminati. Do not encourage off-site contact. If you feel compelled to do something, you can do it without getting attention.

im not trolling i am raping

 

[lowkeyl0ki]

Update 2:
I've just released the Cloudflare Pages version of The T.I.S.M. Archive, and you can view it here:
https://tism-archive.pages.dev

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Thank you to everyone who's been kind during the changes.
Long live the archive!

uh to any time i've said the VPS dies on 1st of June this year i meant to say 1st of July
10 days left so run it up! surprisingly have only consumed like 500gb total out of 30TB

 

[AutoClownMaker]

ETA: 32 acres for that little is crazy. You could develop so much on that. I wonder if Jer tries to subdivide and sell off some of the land as a separate property.

Not if it was swampy land bought for hunting.. Past overheads showed cattails and the ditch on that road has cattails. The shared driveway house is built into an artificial rise.

If it was 'good' land it would have had a home on it before Hamboned put up his sub $500k swamp hut.

And up until Hamboned dropped $50K on wired Internet (when 1st noted in this tread the projected price was $20K) it lacked modern utilities. Without city water/sewer you are left with 5 acre lots. The Jerelizers should be able to show $20k and hunting land statements. All that's needed now is for a Brad Cruel to visit zoning to pull the plans to confirm no basement so the Kino boys can make a joke 'Heather banned the building from having a basement to avoid the whole home smelling of stale piss' along with how the Hambly castle built in the swamp is collapsing and how he'll rebuild to only have it collapse again and again.

 

[PsychoJenny]

This fucking house has 8x the square feet of my house. And even then in reality this place has more space than I, a singular human being with a cat, really needs.

It just boggles the mind.

I wanna see Jer in the pool with floaties attached to his arms. Hey Jer I'll stop calling you a narc faggot on kiwifarms if you post floaties. He probably doesn't own them because he's used the pool once and now only Heather uses it for romantic late night skinny dipping sessions with ADAM SELLERS THE CONVICTED WIFE BEATER WHO POSTS SEXUALLY DEVIANT STUFF ONLINE! or BRANDON THE SKYBULL!

Spoiler: 4k Arial Drone Footage of Heather in the Pool with her BVLL

 

[BootyWarriorUkaUka]

Please God. Let this man abandon YouTube and become a alcoholic amusement park mascot. It would be fuckin jokes.

 

[SchizoDaemon]

All of this for 2 people. While he was begging, begging people to sign up to his shitty site where you get nothing in exchange. And begging people to buy his shitty overpriced white label coffee

Warren Buffet did drive a relatively cheap vehicle and had a decent but not a lavish house. Jeremy is no different than someone like Ian Caroll who won the lottery and is now working as a bin man.