Best of Corporate Pride Month Items - Gotta get me some of that demographic money, right boys?

[Nigger Respecter]

All the pro-Pride shit the past decade has done something that every fag, dyke, and queer quietly feared the most: being gay is just not interesting anymore. It's been "normalized" which they said they wanted but never actually wanted

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

All the pro-Pride shit the past decade has done something that every fag, dyke, and queer quietly feared the most: being gay is just not interesting anymore. It's been "normalized" which they said they wanted but never actually wanted

The normie LGBs were quite happy with that, so they didn't bother showing up to Pride that kept getting weirder and wackier and noncier. They just stayed at home knitting or doing woodwork or munching rug like the normal boring couples they are. It's only the queers and freaks left now.

 

[HarveyMCR]

In slightly more gloomer news, I saw this meme on Instagram. I believe the screenshot is from 2022.


This is what you see if you search ‘Bethesda’ today

 

[high and tired]

If the brown stripe was removed, this design wouldn’t be bad. I like to think that the doodoo-colored stripe represents sodomy instead of colored / indigenous folx

 

[Otterly]

Meta ?

Thankfully no. Think more scientific / evil pharmaceutical industry flavoured.

This is how we find out Otterly is secretly Mark Zuckerberg

That would be quite the reveal. I can confirm I am not in fact mark zuckerberg, or Jeff bezos or male or in fact any flavour of billionaire. But… I suppose I can’t prove that either.

 

[SpiderBitch]

My friend had it for a while and had to cancel because they kept delivering food that was literally rotting when it arrived.

Thank gawd mealprepping became super trendy online after covid, and freezer/ingredient/component mealprepping even more recently. People have someone to tell them how to buy and cook in bulk for smaller/single households, how to do it with food safety, and with some recipes to start with. And theres now enough methods that everyone can find at least 1 to fit them. Rendering these dumbass 'cook it yourself' delivery services obsolete.

 

[The Lawgiver]

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Great strategy, let's see how that plays out.

"do you even know the character of dr. who?" says the TV company's social media PR branch in response to someone posting an image of david tennant doctor looking sad, completely and intentionally missing the point as to why that image was posted.

 

[Oliver Onions]

All the pro-Pride shit the past decade has done something that every fag, dyke, and queer quietly feared the most: being gay is just not interesting anymore. It's been "normalized" which they said they wanted but never actually wanted

There's a show currently being shilled really hard in the UK called Tip Toe and it appears to be nothing but people of gender deliberately trying to antagonize normal people and getting angry that sodomizing each other is no longer seen as revolutionary but just pretty gross. And obviously the straight white dad next door with a wife and 2 kids is the bad guy.

Spoiler: Trailer (probably SFW but very gay)

 

[AbsurdumRideo]

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If the brown stripe was removed, this design wouldn’t be bad. I like to think that the doodoo-colored stripe represents sodomy instead of colored / indigenous folx

Since when is brown = ethnicity in a month celebrating people having sex with either own sex ? Don’t get it. But then again brown = Nazis where I’m from so….

 

[Cherry Milk]

There's a show currently being shilled really hard in the UK called Tip Toe and it appears to be nothing but people of gender deliberately trying to antagonize normal people and getting angry that sodomizing each other is no longer seen as revolutionary but just pretty gross. And obviously the straight white dad next door with a wife and 2 kids is the bad guy.

Spoiler: Trailer (probably SFW but very gay)

https://youtube.com/watch?v=SWIR5sGTVjM

I'm amazed anyone still watches channel 4.

 

[SpiderBitch]

Yknow what, this thread is too much blabbing and not enough examples

I decided to check out the target pride collection and its BORING AF, it took me till page 5/5 to find something actually lulzworthy, but it is a good one and also $64


I also only saw 1 trans-specific item on page 4/5, right next to a mamma mia dvd and paper popcorn buckets


In fact, half of it is just fujoslop books written by women and merch of bi (or even straight) pop stars


The actual clothing items arent much more exciting


In fact, the no.1 item or at least the first item on the first page is just an unassuming floral shirt


NATURE IS HEALING

 

[Oliver Onions]

I'm amazed anyone still watches channel 4.

I don't think they do, judging by how hard they're shilling this garbage.

 

[Lady Bizness]

My grocery store has seasonal tat at both entrances. Right now it's mostly BBQ themed stuff but there's a small table with some fancy chocolate that has rainbow wrapping in a gift box, but the rainbows on the packaging are odd enough that it could be mistaken as not pride related. In fact, I'm not sure it is pride related.
But that seems to be the extent of it.

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

The salad eating twinks

The name of my new band

 

[Instant_Pot_User]

A classic
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One of the credits in the homosex gay Hello Fags video is Psyop. Beyond parody at this point.

 

[Nickel Silver]

All the pro-Pride shit the past decade has done something that every fag, dyke, and queer quietly feared the most: being gay is just not interesting anymore. It's been "normalized" which they said they wanted but never actually wanted

There's a song just for the occasion.

 

[NoReturn]

"progress flag" says all I need to know about this organization. It really is fitting how they made the troon and POC stripes overtake the original rainbow.

I saw someone flying the Gilbert-Baker the other day ( ) in a shop across from one flying the progress flag ( ) and it made me wonder if they were at war.
In my experience the intersex-inclusive ( ) seems to be flown interchangeably with the "progress" one, and it makes me think the business bought whichever was cheaper on Amazon.

 

[Otterly]

I saw someone flying the Gilbert-Baker the other day (Wyświetl załącznik 9117043) in a shop across from one flying the progress flag (Wyświetl załącznik 9117044) and it made me wonder if they were at war.
In my experience the intersex-inclusive (Wyświetl załącznik 9117048) seems to be flown interchangeably with the "progress" one, and it makes me think the business bought whichever was cheaper on Amazon.

It’s such a perfect metaphor for the whole thing:a tide of ugly crap bulldozing across a rainbow.

 

[The Last Stand]

Not a "corporate" post, but this shows how they feel about you.

 

[Valstrax]

Not a "corporate" post, but this shows how they feel about you.

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HAPPY PRIDE!

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