Best of Corporate Pride Month Items - Gotta get me some of that demographic money, right boys?

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HelloFags is helping homos not get shit on their dicks.
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Sorry I forgot to douche today...thankfully I ate a wonderful high fiber meal from today's sponsor Hello Fresh! The overpriced goyslop shilled to me by my favorite JewTuber (who absolutely considers me a friend) ensures I'm prepped and ready to go just like those fibrous meals, now I'm ready for NONSTOP ASS RAPE anytime, anywhere.

Use the promo code #CORNHOLING for 41% off!*

*Sorry, the last promo code #AIDS has expired, much like Freddie Mercury
 
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Reminds me of that ad from that one delivery company (grubhub?) from a few years ago that gave tips on the best kind of foods to eat so you dont get the poop dick during pride month
They even gave props to a doctor whose last name was Goldstein and who specialized in anal surgery to fix a gay men assholes after they got them teared up from all the anal sex, to the point they had to start wearing diapers

Love is love everybody

Edit - fuck, @Urbicide beat me to it. Great minds think alike.
Here is the information about Dr. Goldstein
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HarveyMCR powiedział(a):
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I like how awkward and uncomfortable they are even in their marketing statement. Just say you have high fibre recipes for good digestion for the summer party period including pride and leave it at that, you dont have to actually use a term referring to cleaning out your anus.

Plus non-buttsexhavers can like having good digestion too. This is like advertising the meals as anti-skidmark/anti-constipation instead of the generic 'good digestion' or whatever label usually used for normal people.
 
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fags are well aware of the pozloading the neghole too

id imagine most sensible fags dont want straight people knowing they have a routine for sex and they dont want them knowing that if they dont you get shit all over your dick

who are these ads even for? fags know they have to like prep for it are fag hags so attracted to gay men that they wanna do the bottom diet too?
 
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fags are well aware of the pozloading the neghole too

id imagine most sensible fags dont want straight people knowing they have a routine for sex and they dont want them knowing that if they dont you get shit all over your dick

who are these ads even for? fags know they have to like prep for it are fag hags so attracted to gay men that they wanna do the bottom diet too?
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Also only semi related but all this bottom friendly food is triggering my ptsd from this gross oh joy sex toy comic i saw a few years ago

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The salad eating twinks are at least better than the horrifying implications of this
 
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Also only semi related but all this bottom friendly food is triggering my ptsd from this gross oh joy sex toy comic i saw a few years ago

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The salad eating twinks are at least better than the horrifying implications of this
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i dont care what fags do alone with each other and i dont care if i see them like hold hands in public

for the love of god i dont wanna know how they have sordid sex
 
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Also only semi related but all this bottom friendly food is triggering my ptsd from this gross oh joy sex toy comic i saw a few years ago

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The salad eating twinks are at least better than the horrifying implications of this
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From what I've heard through the grapevine, a lot of Tops like it dirty.

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It's enough to put you off food completely.


Aside for the fagification of everything in June, I don't have an issue with the Jews milking the rainbow dollar for those who too are stupid and consoomer enough to fall for it.

But yes, rainbows on fucking everything is a stretch away from encouraging 'clean' butt sex and kink activity.
 
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I don't get it. Only explanation is they have a lot of gay customers or on the younger side. It's fucking food, how do you want to associate with shit?

Iirc they operate at a loss already. So it's not like they can afford to alienate customers.

I am pretty sure their LTV is also decreasing. Because it's kind of shit service. I knew many people who used it, not so many who use it.

I'll run ads or campaigns on any fucking event of the year, but if there is something I would never run ads on is gay shit Not personal belief. It just makes no sense from an economical perspective. Gay is a small portion of the population. People who hate gay or are disgusted by ads with it are a bigger proportion.

Be gay, get fucked by men, buy my shit. But don't expect special treatment.

Unless Blackrock wants to give me money, there is no point, it's a money pit.
 
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I don't get it. Only explanation is they have a lot of gay customers or on the younger side. It's fucking food, how do you want to associate with shit?

Iirc they operate at a loss already. So it's not like they can afford to alienate customers.

I am pretty sure their LTV is also decreasing. Because it's kind of shit service. I knew many people who used it, not so many who use it.

I'll run ads or campaigns on any fucking event of the year, but if there is something I would never run ads on is gay shit Not personal belief. It just makes no sense from an economical perspective. Gay is a small portion of the population. People who hate gay or are disgusted by ads with it are a bigger proportion.

Be gay, get fucked by men, buy my shit. But don't expect special treatment.

Unless Blackrock wants to give me money, there is no point, it's a money pit.
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I don't know if you've been living under a rock these past ten or so years, but while a reasonably small consumer demographic, the alphabet soup people are some of the most identity politics driven consoomers out there; all these rainbow themed products and 'celebrations' should be indicative of that.

It's both been driven by their need to have rainbow everything and the creation of that desire by corporations.

Food companies can't get in on it as easily, other than rainbowfying their boxes or adding more colouring to their products. While incredibly gross, having 'bottom friendly' preplanned meals is smart move and marketing it to fags. It's been done before, but under 'digestive-friendly' meals.

It's fucking disgusting that businesses are taking it a step further by reminding us how gay men have sex, and introducing kink. I don't want to think about my eventual bowel movements while I'm eating.
 
Frunkiss powiedział(a):
I don't know if you've been living under a rock these past ten or so years, but while a reasonably small consumer demographic, the alphabet soup people are some of the most identity politics driven consoomers out there; all these rainbow themed products and 'celebrations' should be indicative of that.

It's both been driven by their need to have rainbow everything and the creation of that desire by corporations.

Food companies can't get in on it as easily, other than rainbowfying their boxes or adding more colouring to their products. While incredibly gross, having 'bottom friendly' preplanned meals is smart move and marketing it to fags. It's been done before, but under 'digestive-friendly' meals.

It's fucking disgusting that businesses are taking it a step further by reminding us how gay men have sex, and introducing kink. I don't want to think about my eventual bowel movements while I'm eating.
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I think you read too much media and not enough shareholder reports.

It's not profitable to do so unless whoever is funding your losses tells you to do so. All the other businesses do without just fine.
 
HarveyMCR powiedział(a):
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Man I thought the monkey slavery company was better then this.
Maybe a dozen or 2 fags with soda can sized assholes saw this and "felt seen" but now hundreds or thousands of normal people saw it and know  The Horror.
knowing the actual reality of gay sex is one of the most radicalizing things out there. People try to just not think about it but being directly confronted with the fact gays have to stave then selves and take dozens of pills to not shit everywhere makes the idea that "there just like us" a lot harder to swallow.
 
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